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  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Headspin So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.

    Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.

    Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.

    She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.

    A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.

    She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.

    My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.

    Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.

    Great post. I'll give you a free 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD IN THE INTERNET. But I'm not in the mood right now.

    If you have anything specific you want 100% free custom LOLcatted send it my way. It's been a rough day for me.
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Friend had a girl come over to tutor him at our party house during hs. Little did she know house was full of drunk and high delinquent dudes. She was a good sport, but drunk friend ended up making out with her and going u der her shirt to cup some titty.

    He asked me afterwards if he had sexually assaulted her and i said “yeah i think so prolly”
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  3. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Friend had a girl come over to tutor him at our party house during hs. Little did she know house was full of drunk and high delinquent dudes. She was a good sport, but drunk friend ended up making out with her and going u der her shirt to cup some titty.

    He asked me afterwards if he had sexually assaulted her and i said “yeah i think so prolly”

    I'll give you another 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET but right now I'm getting quotes from the original Twilight Zone show. Lotta irons in the fire, y'know?
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I'm bored waiting for my camera to shoe up so... Back to fucking with Reno! I posted on facebook about how I'm training to kick his ass.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syEaekAyYOg
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'll give you another 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET but right now I'm getting quotes from the original Twilight Zone show. Lotta irons in the fire, y'know?

    i appreciate ur diligence
  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
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  7. Headspin Houston
    Can I have either a shyguy, or a yin yang?
  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Headspin Can I have either a shyguy, or a yin yang?

    PM me what either of those are and I'll get it done tomorrow.
  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    It's just been a really bad day for me. But you know? When life looks shitty, stop and realize it could be a lot worse.

    Except for for MexicanMasterRace. He'll always be mexican. Poor guy. I feel for him.

    My online presence basically guarantees I'll never run for public office. But atleast I'm not mexican.
  10. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    It's just a joke people!
  11. Headspin Houston
    Lol @ guilt


    Sorry you had a bad day my dude.

    "The sun is new everyday." - Heraclitus
  12. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN It's just a joke people!

    It's not funny. Now I feel like shit, thanks.
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's not funny. Now I feel like shit, thanks.

    Fuck you gringo.
  14. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Fuck you gringo.

    Hey thats a slur
  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hey thats a slur

    I'm white. I'm allowed to use it.
  16. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'm white. I'm allowed to use it.

    Whatever you say snowback.
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  17. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN If you go back in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET you'll see I never made that claim.
    I ain't gonna go back through all that shit. Do you have any idea of how long this thread is?
    It's 10:55pm my time right now. You have 1 hour and 5 minutes to deliver, or imma call you a fucking phoney in front of goddamn everyone. Put up or shut up, motherfucker.
  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I ain't gonna go back through all that shit. Do you have any idea of how long this thread is?
    It's 10:55pm my time right now. You have 1 hour and 5 minutes to deliver, or imma call you a fucking phoney in front of goddamn everyone. Put up or shut up, motherfucker.

    Lulz. I still never made that claim. I'd rather have quality over quantity in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
  19. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Lulz. I still never made that claim. I'd rather have quality over quantity in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
    Looks like you broke your word after promising up and down we'd have ourselves a 69 Sunday. I trusted you, bro, you fucking liar. You promised so hard and *specifically* said that of all the balls you drop, this one wouldn't be it.
    This thread's pretty long, though, so you'd have to excuse me if I can't find your exact quote. It's long, but not page 69 by Sunday long. You let everyone down.
  20. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Fuck you.

    fuck you enjoy not being at 69 pages bitch
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