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  1. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace got out?

    Not underage but me and some friends were posing with them. I guess there's probably some in the crowd too but this one looks like a space alien.

    Yeah I spent the last 4 and half years locked up, which is why I'm late to the party.
  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Page 66 faggots.

    What were you locked up for?
  3. Headspin Houston
    Attempted murder. I used a squeegee.
  4. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Page 66 faggots.

    What were you locked up for?

    Dude, it's late Saturday. You fucking promised me that we'd be celebrating 69 Sunday. PROMISED!
    You fuckijg coward.
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  15. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace +5

    I failed at cheerleading this. It's not your fault I wasnt paying attention.
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  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Dude, it's late Saturday. You fucking promised me that we'd be celebrating 69 Sunday. PROMISED!
    You fuckijg coward.

    If you go back in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET you'll see I never made that claim.

    Now it's turning into random bumps with no quality. You cock suckers want free 100% custom LOLcats? Contribute to the thread with some substance. Not low level bumps. Here, I'll show you how it's done:

    A long time ago Poast was at a party. There was a beer bong. He was already wasted so wen he did the beer bong it make him puke off the porch. Did this stop Poast? Nope. He did the exact same thing again. Beer bong and puke off the porch. This still didn't stop him. He just beer bonging and puking back to back. We all thought it was funny. Man I wish I had that on film.
  18. Headspin Houston
    So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.

    Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.

    Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.

    She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.

    A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.

    She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.

    My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.

    Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.
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    I think I deleted them all off Drive because I was embarrassed.
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