2020-05-31 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin
So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.
Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.
Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.
She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.
A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.
She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.
My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.
Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.
Great post. I'll give you a free 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD IN THE INTERNET. But I'm not in the mood right now.
If you have anything specific you want 100% free custom LOLcatted send it my way. It's been a rough day for me.
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2020-06-01 at 12:02 AM UTC
Friend had a girl come over to tutor him at our party house during hs. Little did she know house was full of drunk and high delinquent dudes. She was a good sport, but drunk friend ended up making out with her and going u der her shirt to cup some titty.
He asked me afterwards if he had sexually assaulted her and i said “yeah i think so prolly”
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2020-06-01 at 2:56 AM UTC
Can I have either a shyguy, or a yin yang?
2020-06-01 at 3:02 AM UTC
It's just been a really bad day for me. But you know? When life looks shitty, stop and realize it could be a lot worse.
Except for for MexicanMasterRace. He'll always be mexican. Poor guy. I feel for him.
My online presence basically guarantees I'll never run for public office. But atleast I'm not mexican.
2020-06-01 at 3:53 AM UTC
Lol @ guilt
Sorry you had a bad day my dude.
"The sun is new everyday." - Heraclitus
2020-06-01 at 5:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
I'm white. I'm allowed to use it.
Whatever you say snowback.
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