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Posts by OMGPLZUNBAN

  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Man we're so close to page 32 guys! We can do this!
  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace who wnats a spic storey

    I do! I do! Pick me!
  3. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut the fuck up, negrosity.❤

    This thread is a safe place and you, kind sir, are degrading it.
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Crap. Registration is closed. I miss AngryMonkeyLove.com

    We were allowed to have fun on that site.
  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Eat a dick and choke on it, mud puppet.🌹

    Page 31 faggot! I hope you appreciate your free 100% custom LOLcat! I'm here for YOU buddy! I got you! We can hang out and pals around!

    It's not my fault you have no one that loves you. Well, I love you so you have one good buddy. How hung are you anyways? I'm definitely a grower. Not a shower. I should make a new account called 'NotHung' and we can claim to be step brothers.
  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Shut up, nigger.

    I'm sorry you had a bad Christmas. I hope this helps:

  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Oh man. The Mrs went to bed talking shit about how she's a light sleeper and if she hears the sealer going off I'll be in trouble. So I waited 20 minutes and vacuum sealed her bedside water bottle. Then I strategically sealed a bunch of random shit and put them behind a bunch of other stuff. Like a soup can, box of noodles, a single pen. Just really retarded stuff. She's not going to find them all for months to come.

    It's kinda the prank that just keeps giving. I can already hear it. A exasperated sigh with a, "Really babe?!"

    And we couldn't find the kiddos pants she wanted to wear today. I was immediately asked, "Did you vacuum seal the kiddos pant?!" Of course I didn't but I thought about it.
  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I made popcorn just to see what it would do. Not as exhilerating as the pork rinds. Getting some insulation and cotton candy in the future.

  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I vacuum sealed vacuum bags.

  10. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Is that a bottle of coughsyrup or a flask er sumtin?


    Apple vinegar.
  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist I love my vacuum sealer. I used it frequently. It really comes in handy when I open something that is bagged and don’t use it all. I just use the seal function for that.
    It’ll definitely save your meats from getting freezer burn. Good deal!

    I'm already in trouble with the Mrs for vacuum sealing everything. In this picture there's cheese, pork rinds, saltines, tortilla chips, some lion king three stuffed animal and a shoe. My Mrs was getting mad for using so much of the bags and I threatened to vacuum seal that bitch.

  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    I got two vacuum sealers for Christmas so.....:

  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Fine I'm sorry. IM SORRY. I didn't mean to insult your LOLcats. They're really quite good. Can you ever forgive me? It's Christmas, man.

    You give a good 100% custom dirty mexican story and I'll give you another 100% custom free LOLcat.
  14. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't turn good just on Christmas.

    Even mexican Santa sees everything bitch. Santa doesn't even give out custom free 100% LOLcats. I'm the only provider.
  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If we just legalized LOLcats this wouldn't be an issue. The cartels are merely filling a demand.

    Solid point. That's why I'm giving them out for free. It's illegal for me to sell them. Hence my dying business and turning to this shithole site.
  16. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could they at least get free 50% custom LOLcats?

    I'm thinking on it. It's hard when your lifes work gets shit on by a dirty mexican. I think he might be a cartel plant because I've been seeing more and more of my 100% custom free LOLcats crossing the border. It ain't right and it ain't tight.
  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Fine I'm sorry. IM SORRY. I didn't mean to insult your LOLcats. They're really quite good. Can you ever forgive me? It's Christmas, man.

    I don't know man. You got some free 100% custom LOLcats then talked mad shit. Then you try to get back in my good graces by appropriating white culture to woo me. I'll think about it. Feliz Navidad mother fucker.
  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Fucking page 30! It's working!
  19. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace family and make LOLcats?

    You watch your goddam mouth. I don't see anyone else giving out 100% free custom LOLcats. You think it's so easy? Let's see what you got. You fucking wetback nigger lover. No more free 100% custom LOLcats for you!
  20. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Mexicans eat, drink, and be merry. Can't wait. Already made the tamales on Sunday.

    That's what my family does! We're not so different my friend. I got invited to my old ladys sister pre christmas dinner. I suddenly was sick. A shame I couldn't make it. I missed all the fights and crying.

    Then we go to my family's house and it's just hanging out and talking shit. Maybe I got you border crossers all wrong.

    Viva la mexmas!
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