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2020-01-08 at 4:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-05 at 8:59 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Where the Wild Things Are
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Cage wasn't even in this movie. He should've been cast as Carol but he didn't apply himself or something. 0/10. I was very disappointed. Not even worth a free 100% custom cagecat. -
2020-01-03 at 7:17 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!I fukt it up! Shit!
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2020-01-03 at 7:15 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Raising Arizona
H.I. "Hi" McDunnough
In and out of jail. Marrys a lady jail house guard.
"These were the happy days. The salad days as they say."
He finds a 'rocky place where his seed could find no purchase.'
Seems like he wants to change his life with the love of his life. Fight should take place in or outside a convieneince store.
In order to make his wife happy, he goes back to a life of crime. But this time, stealing babies. Like an eager Trump at the border.
Guy he works with who is always talking looks like Trump. Lulz.
Wife has him on a short leash. He needs to stand up to his woman when pushed to throw his fugitives buddies out of the trailer. More of a character note than anything useful.
You can tell when The Cage is acting. He uses a ridiculous accent.
"Keep your goddam hands off my wife"
Not a lot to work with character wise. Just a degenerate criminal. Probably voted for Bush SR.
Acts like a 'mad dog'. According to his wife. Kid comes first between everything involving robbing stores for diapers.
Wild hair is a must.
His first name is Herbert. It'd be funny if the real Cage calls him that.
Needs to spit out a toof during the fight. Dragged out from trying to get away from under a car. Man this is all really good usable stuff. Held off the ground with feet kicking in the air.
Not usable but he pulls the pin on a grenade to establish dominance in stealing back the stolen baby.
"In a real reward, they usually say no questions asked."
"That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way into my slumber. I dreamt that Casey and Pa*** had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world.
And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Cage Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. I saw De*** a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Pa***. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before, watching Cage Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments, as if he were our own, wonderin' if he ever thought of us, and hopin' that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little, even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened.
But still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me 'n De***, until the end. And this was cloudier, 'cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple bein' visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple wasn't screwed up, and neither were their kids or their grandkids… And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinkin'? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? But me and De***, we can be good, too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us, and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."
My general consensus is it's a younger Cage role. Not the die hard witty one liner guy we see in the later years. Good movie. But Cage seems to actually act before he got typecasted into the same role over and over. I would recommend but as for characther developement there's barely anything. A retarded guy that resorts to robbing when the chips are down. His only charachter building is when he doesn't rob a store. Solid movie though. Entertaning.
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2020-01-03 at 6:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-03 at 6:25 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-02 at 10:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-02 at 6:01 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-02 at 6:42 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-01 at 9:46 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Fuck Your World Damn this is mean. but at least you put some shorts on him
Are you guys apart of some SET type thing or SET itself? :/
PS.. OMG you're making good numbers yet he R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
(oldest unread post) is always one step ahead of you.. or about 6600 post ahead of you.
I'm from the set. 8 treys fool. And just watch. This will be the LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! -
2020-01-01 at 6:38 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-01 at 6:28 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-31 at 10:33 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I even cleaned it up so you can show your kids. The amount of negativity in this thread towards me for providing a service is almost unbearable.
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2019-12-31 at 10:32 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-31 at 7:21 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-31 at 7:06 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-31 at 6:21 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page 32 bitches!
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2019-12-31 at 6:20 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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