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2020-01-18 at 3:23 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Christmas rolled around and time to open presents at the house. I threw on some christmas tunes but all that stuff is gay as fuck. So I youtubed christmas rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh-tvNVFJVg&t=915s
This is so baller. Cardi b's version is trash and kinda goes downhill after that but the first 40 minutes or so is gold. Making it reindeer, in a stolen chevrolet, capping on santa and stealing his suit and fucking bitches. Then gucci mane comes out of no where and starts rapping about cocaine and trapping through the snow.
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2020-01-17 at 5:35 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I would put money someone on here is Brendan. That dude has hated me since he was so easy to troll. Dude couldn't take a joke.
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2020-01-17 at 5:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-13 at 4:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by aldra lolwat
they're way too hot to be hanging out with you degenerate butthole fiends, and they don't look like tweakers
We sold a persona as the BHLs. We didn't really live it. Well... we kinda did. Ask Poast. He's keeping an eye on THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! (Soon to be verified by Guiness World Records) -
2020-01-13 at 3:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page 35 guys! It's in the bag!
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2020-01-12 at 7:47 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Proof:
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2020-01-12 at 7:42 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER right butthole is wifedead
wHICH 100% CUSTOM lolCAT DO YOU WANT?
I also submitted this thread to guinness world records. I figure it should be the longest in a couple days so kinda giving them a heads up:I believe I have started the longest thread on the internet. I believe it should be achievable by the end of the month so this is kind of a heads up to you guys to watch history unfold. Not only is it the longest thread on the internet but the quality of the thread is good and probably holds the single largest collection o 100% custom LOLcats than anywhere on the internet. Check it out. Thank You.
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2020-01-12 at 2:39 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-12 at 2:38 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I alerted Poast to this thread. Funny how he doesn't show his face anymore.
Reminds me of that one time he deleted his facebook because of me. I'd love to poast the video but he doesn't want his face online. I assume his butthole was ok to post.
Free 100% custom LOLcat to whos guesses which asshole is poasts and who's is WifeDead. -
2020-01-11 at 4:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-11 at 12:07 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page fucking 34!
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2020-01-10 at 11:59 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-01-10 at 11:48 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Y'all want to see a picture of Poast. WifeDead and I together?
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2020-01-10 at 11:41 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Holy fuck! I found them! This isn't even all of them!
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2020-01-10 at 11:22 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by -SpectraL They're the very dregs of society. The keystones of modern human development.
What do expect from the butthol ladies. Remind me about the time I tried to rape a girl but she wouldn't let me. Wait, that actually happened two times. Some gnarly chicks panties with a guy named Neil and Poast, mexican night where the cops showed up thinking we were raping someone, the 'army' dude we lived with who claimed he saved a girl from being raped by three of us...
You know, there's a lot of rape in these storys. -
2020-01-10 at 2:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Moral of the story? Shirtless dude parties are a gateway party.
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2020-01-10 at 2:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story:
WifeDead and I used to work at Crapplebees together. We made friends with this one dude. We called him Tony the Hammer. I was walking one night with some losers to a party and we were going right by his house. So I stopped to see if he wanted to come. A shirtless dude opens the door and tells me he's asleep. No problem and I party all night. On the walk home I stopped by again, only to be answered by a different shirtless dude. WifeDead and I made fun of him and kept asking if we could be invited to his shirtless dude parties. He'd get a little butt hurt and say there are no shirtless dude parties.
Now after work, my place was closer than WifeDeads place and he would stop there and we would drink until he rode his bike home. I would have a fifth of Evan Williams whiskey, WifeDead a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Sometimes our room would be a riot. One time, I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to get two hot chicks to take a picture with us holding a sign that read, "Tony's a faggot" because he never wanted to hang out. Things only escalated from there.
Sometimes the party would just be in my room with 4 or 5 dudes. One night I decided we should take all of our shirts off and send a picture to Tony and claim we're having our own shirtless dude parties and HE'S not invited. This all escalated to sheer faggotry one night.
I had been jogging a bunch and losing weight, felt good with my body and drunkenly talked WifeDead and Poo Bear that we should compare dick sizes. It took a lot of effort to convince these shirtless dudes it was a good idea but I sealed the deal. I lost by a land slide of cock. Poo Bear being the winner I knew what I needed to do. First I tried to hide in the corner and jerk off a bit so I'd get bigger. In a roomful of shirtless dudes that should be easy right?! I was too drunk. Couldn't get a half chub.
The rest of this is only what WifeDead told me years later. Apparently I tried to smash my dick against poo bears, effectively raping him. From what I remember being told I berated this poor bears dick until I felt like a winner. I took on the biggest dick in the room. Only to find out I was the biggest dick all along.
We threw a lot of shirtless dude parties in my room. I alienated friends who brought girls after not seeing them for years, Poast has some Butthole Ladies videos filmed in there, we lifted weights with baby killers, I had my bed in front of the closet long ways and I'd make the joke, "It's perfect if you come out of the closet in my room because it lands right on my bed." It was the straightest, gayest place imaginable.
I found my old phone looking for pictures but they're not on there. I assume WifeDead might have them. If anyone knows where Tony the Hammer is let him know I've been trying to find him.
Here's my old party dog Rowdy:
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2020-01-09 at 5:49 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Another thing about Poast. He's the kind of guy to use 'fam' unironically. I'd put money on it.
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2020-01-08 at 10:05 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story about Poast:
One night, we were getting crazy as usual at our party house. The indian neighbor lady came over drunk. This lady used to baby sit Poast when he was way younger. Poast is wasted and literally slapping her tittys around through her shirt on the porch. I can see Poast is going to bang this way older indian broad so we go to the smoke room and I'm telling him not to do it. She's old and gross and you have so much to live for.
Poast is thanking me saying, "Yeah man. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking." So Poast goes over to her house and bangs some drunken dirty whore that used to baby sit him with her kids. As he gets up to leave, he can't remember which way is out of the house. So he mistakenly walks into her kids room. They probably heard all the dirty, drunken piss smashing that went down. He backs out of the room, steals some orange juice from the fridge and comes home. -
2020-01-08 at 9:50 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
