2019-08-13 at 1:43 PM UTC
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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2019-08-13 at 1:09 PM UTC
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A new Boat ๐
โค๏ธ
Lol jk but I bought the wine coolers for the excursion
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When I lived in a small town all the girls were stuck up bitches and I based "mythighslookslikethenightsky6969" off these women and even copied their Facebook posts
I was really horny and lonely though and it sucked so I had the idea to kill my sex drive with drugs
I don't know about you folx but after taking bundy my penis can't get hard so I would take large doses every day and lots of benzos and I spent a year like that
Then I did meth and watched lesbian fisting porn for 14 days straight without sleep.
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
get a hydroflask u lil bitch
not many people know this but i have a green hydroflask that was the start of the name greenplastic. the bottle is not made out of plastic but i was just looking at it one night while stimmed out trying to think of a username. i still have the water bottle and it's been like 5 fucking years. it fell down the side of a mountain once while i was hiking and i thought it was gone for good but the trail ended up going down there and i retrieved it. at one point i gave it to some stupid girl i slept/worked with and she ended up getting fired and leaving it at work so i grabbed it back. then my ex who was jealous of that girl threw it away in the trash can outside because that other girl had drank out of it i guess and i was like fuck that and went and got it out of the trash. i've dropped it like 50 times probably on concrete and other various materials. also random mexicans attempted to steal it TWICE while i was running in the park before. AND I STILL HAVE IT. it was like 30 bucks but worth it for 5+ years of hydration
You should copy paste this into an Amazon review
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when i was 17 the police arrested me for being drunk in public and took a nitrous cracker from me because they thought it was a pipe
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
lul
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Narc why don't you fly hydro out to Europe with you and house/employ her as a dope whore? She does it anyways in likely less desirable conditions and you could probably get her better deals and better gear. You two hit it off well and it'd be a mutually beneficial business venture.
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
this makes my ยงmยฃรgรL wet
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
So here we got it, folks. Five unique rapes is what it takes.
Any objections?
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
You can't go to your bosses with he said she said.
Gonna need to take a punch if you wanna do this right.
Step 1.
Put on all that jedi-wear you like to collect.
Step 2.
Go to work.
Find the bullies and walk right up to them and tell them (quietly so no one else hears) that you wanna rape their kids.
Step 3.
Get punched in face.
Step 4.
Say they beat you up for being jedi after body shaming you for being obese. Don't forget to mention them calling you a faggot.
Step 5.
Get a bunch of money.
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2019-07-07 at 7:27 AM UTC
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28 (sober) days later...
Probation is helping me exercise & strengthen willpower and self control ๐ช.
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2019-07-07 at 6:13 AM UTC
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28 (sober) days later...
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I just did four full weeks of the sober life.
My ultimate goal was not simply being sober all that time (although I did achieve that), but rather scratching a bunch of things off the old TODO list, and staying sober has helped me achieve said goal.
Not only that, but the whole thing gave me a whole lot of fresh perspective.
For one thing, I now know how toxic/detrimental my recent living conditions were against any kind of positive and beneficial growth.
This last month, I've been holed up at my mom's house two towns over, and have been blessed with all kinds of serenity and peace from the homeless hordes and their sketchy scandalous ways.
I got a fuck ton done during this time... made serious strides towards some longstanding, often stagnant, life goals. And four days weeks of sobriety has giving me some life-changing perspective.
In the interest of full disclosure: I'm sippin' a lil' sumthin' right now, ngl... tbh...
But I planned this weeks ago so it's all good.
I've been wandering around my old stomping grounds tonight, absorbing the nostalgia and just enjoying the change of venue.
Moral of the story... If you ever feel like life isn't quite treating you right, change things up. It's a miracle panacea for whatever ails ya. Trust me on that.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Sploo? Babe I thought you had died.
nup just got bored of here for a while
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Pussy is pussy is synonymous with "I don't have standards".
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Originally posted by Ghost
Alright, here goes..
I am finally ready to come out to everyone I know, that I am a proud genderfluid woman. Most people think genderfluidity is a mental illness, but, when I was a young kid, I questioned why I was jealous of girls.. and how I wanted to be treated like one. but my parents tried to surpress that, which I think is a reason for a lot of insecurity growing up, into puberty
when I was about 12 I started thinking about it again, and I went into a deep depression, because all my friends made gay jokes and the culture in shrewsbury was pretty anti gay, atleast I thought..
and my drug use stems from taking xanax starting in sixth grade to try to hide these feelings from myself. as I got older and my private crossdressing and shopping at womens stores became the norm, but I never built up enough courage to show the world my true self.
Now, I am truly certain I am genderfluid, favoring the female side of the spetrum.
There. Hopefully this post doesnt make me lose a bunch of friends, and family
you always came across as really feminine anyways, i doubt anyone will be surprised
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2019-07-01 at 11:19 AM UTC
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These motherfuckers
THEY SHIPPED IT!!! Looks like it could've been an honest mistake. They might've express shipped it because it got to my city post office in two days
Bought one of those time locking safes that only lets you unlock it after the amount of time has passed so I don't go full retard on it, and gonna try it therapeutically
If that doesn't work though I honestly don't know what I'm going to do. The last few times it hasn't worked but my usage habits were..uh..unhealthy
I know I'm gonna get called a fag for this, but I'm also only listening to uplifting gospel music and going to church and so on again. I see endless reports online about how much it helped people, so we'll see. So far it makes me more depressed yet seems to make it more bearable
I also just poured out a gallon of vodka and I'm already having second thoughts about it
Tl;dr: I'm giving this one more honest shot
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