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Posts That Were Thanked by RestStop

  1. *Joo-kerberg.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Life is a vast ocean of misery and normality broken only by a few tiny islands of happiness.

    Don't waste your time thinking how to get to an island when you are in the middle of the ocean, just worry about staying afloat and sooner or later the current will take you and you'll spot an island on the horizon.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I joined the anarchists cookbook in 1361 I learned how to get refunds from at&t by making collect calls to boats in the middle of the ocean.
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  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    there's nothing like penetrating a chick anus and her looking back with that face of extreme pain. Then nutting in her and knowing her next fart is gonna be a cum missle
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  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.

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  6. CandyRein Black Hole


    💖
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    29 years old and the past 8 have been a drugged up, STD ridden, hate and regret filled mess.

    I often look at people, listen to what they have achieved and imagined what I was doing at that point, or even where I would be if I was younger. I need to be living "in the here and now", otherwise I'll be thinking this same dumb shit in 8 years time looking down a barrel and be more regretful

    I don't want merit or fame. I just want a semblance of normality, of contentment. Instead I'm left feeling disillusioned, fed up. I need a new outlet. All my friends and aasociates are all settling down having kids, I feel like I'm still out there, lost per se.


    God if there are aliens, just please fucking abduct and take me away from this shit hole.

    That would be sweet.

    I'll find myself, eventually.
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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ajax Reminds me of a time when our cable went out. Snow on every channel, and this was after digital cable had taken over analogue signals. I tried to search on the internet for the problem and the internet was down. Then I tried to phone a friend and the phone lines were down. Then I tried to tune in to the radio to listen for mayday calls and all I heard was static. I flipped over the kitchen and ran straight to the front door to look for black hawks. I gripped the door handle, threw open the door, and ran outside. As soon as I stepped foot onto the porch, everything started working again as if nothing had happened.

    this nigga from 1859
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  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    so I figured out I'm gonna be in a long term relationship with this fucking girl. She's kinda hawt and lieks ruff secks and cares way too much about me. I know I'll never be truly happy and satisfied with her but she really doesn't mean me any harm. She listens to what I say and overlooks some things I do. She does however have her own problems but is extremely low maintenance. Sometimes I troll her until she cries then feel bad. She wants to be with me for some fucking reason and who am I to complain she's fucking 20 and impressionable and isn't a ho, her coping mechanisms have to do with substances while mine have to do with everything so she understands when I fuck up. I think we're going to build together then eventually I'll in with her (6 months) and get her pregnant then cheat on her and she'll keep the kid (she already has 1) hoping it'll make me "settle down" and I'll just be dat baby daddy in her lyfe and maybe it'll be awesome but more likely we'll eventually break up but make shit work 5 da kidd ykno son? I'll stay with her for a week at a time and we'll fuck and do nice family stuff then eventually tell each other off before telling each other we love them. We'll get in other relationships and cheat on them with each other and be back and forth but be there to support one another. That's basically the best case scenario I can think of, or maybe I'll put holes in her drywall and she'll never talk to me again who knows
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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano Narc

    Can you picture what that girl would look like with clothes and makeup and shoes from walmart? Would she be just as attractive?

    who cares, i just picture her naked whatever she wears


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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop Fly Shit Only! Fly Shit Only!

    How a nigga live
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    THIS is glorifying

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  14. Find a RestStop
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  16. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.


    That's actually good.

    And I appreciate the swastika on the flying saucer.
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  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo

    I'm sorry you look like an arab.

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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ^^ this is accurate


    Plus the sweet old nurse at the methadone clinic giving you a hostess cupcake with a candle in it and telling you to make a wish...is really the most pathetic way possible to start your birthday rofl.

    I'm 99% sure my wish every year has been "I wish......I was dead. *blows out candle* NOPE. Still here" . God is a lie, magic isn't real and none of your dreams will ever come true HAVE A GREAT DAY STACY LOVE YA
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Happy WOMB EXIT day, ghost boy.

    You've got your whole life ahead of you!

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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