Teach your dog to put up his paws when you do pistol fingers. Then when you say 'pang' he should play dead.
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Got a problem? I got problem solvers
Better a Beretta or maybe a Revolver
Stealthy killa? Maybe go for the Ka-Bar
Broke ass nigga? Sharpened piece of Rebar
I got what you need, even hired muscle
Stressed out? Cop some weed from my side hustle
What you do? It really doesn't concern us
Come around to the back, half price on the blast furnace
Good tools means half the job done
Soph's hardware shop, we're the best in town, son
Low prices, high kill rate that's our slogan
I'll even sell you a boat so you can dump 'em in the ocean
I mean that's what i would do, can i gift wrap that for you?
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2019-08-17 at 8:31 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Solstice
My doctor offers 50% off the next procedure when he fucks up the first one.
My doctor offers 75% off when he kills someone.
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2019-08-17 at 7:32 AM UTC
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Opening a bar
Bar name suggestions time
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They're hitting you up because you are a whore.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
lol this is the picture they use for the article
that nigga mowed a roof
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/harder-better-faster-stronger-getting-the-job-done-with-amphetamines/386740/
One of my first times on Vyvanse I dismantled the whole inside of my fridge piece by piece and scrubbed every part individually in the sink then scrubbed the whole inside, reassembled it and reorganized everything in the fridge by size and category.
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Ehhh they look like twins
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I'm high as fuck jesus
I don't even want to hear that shit right now
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Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke
You are a liar. You just started smoking when Canada legalized cannabis.
When I started smoking, a pack of cigarettes was 69 cents. And you could get a dime bag (5-10g) of good weed for $10.
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A couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road.
He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location.
The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian.
"See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!
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2019-08-13 at 3:24 PM UTC
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I got a job :D
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