2016-08-21 at 2:01 PM UTC
Yes. Its her fault for being so damn skinny and sexy. Its really her mom though, I see her Walking her cat Hitler every day and she's a short little thing probably under 100lbs. One of those skinny old hippie girls that smoke weed.. Now that I think about it, her mom is hot too
2016-08-22 at 2:10 PM UTC
Can you MAYBE not just talk about the hot sluts but post some goddamn pictures or what?
2016-10-06 at 2:35 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
LOL time to update this thread.
Ive been working part time at a local shop,a day here half day there what ever they need.
Money is good and tax free just like I like it.
So the guy who owns the place has to take some time off because his wife pushed a kid through her playdough fun factory.
After THREE 6 day work weeks with a no show owner things are getting tense.
I've just about hit my limit with bullshit when this handsome and well tanned individual asshole comes at me yellen that I fucked up his car.
At first I was all MR customer service and shit then he calls me an asshole and a moron,because he had been in three times already.
This was the first time I ever worked on this guys car so I"m like WTF? why are you giving me shit?
I repaired a blown heater hose now a week later your radiator goes out how the fuck is this my fault?
Now I'm mad, I envision picking this little mid eastern fuck up by his neck and smashing his face on the side of the building.But I didn't,
I walked away and listened to the the service manager explain that we already told him his radiator was starting to go, twice,on two separate visits .
Cheap fuck didn't want to spend the money.
As it it turns out this guy has or I should say likes to believe he has MONEY and POWER he owns a local pizza place a convenience store and a booze shop and a car wash OOOHBOY he's the man!!!
You would think that someone of his stature could do better than a 2006 Jaguar xj bullshit .
LOL
2016-10-06 at 2:48 AM UTC
There seems to be something wrong with your gas tank sir *Stab it several times with a screwdriver* yup I cannot legally let you drive out of here until its fixed.
