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2017-05-19 at 2:26 AM UTC in Evesdropping on highschoolers at lunch for stand up comedy material.You must be smoken some fine weed man.
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2017-05-19 at 2:23 AM UTC in ssri killing meYou get the brain zaps yet?
I almost got to point that I enjoyed them.
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2017-05-19 at 2:21 AM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.Or does that mean I'm reclusive alcoholic.
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2017-05-19 at 2:20 AM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.I scored a 35 does that mean I'm in the club??
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2017-05-18 at 1:34 AM UTC in WanaCryptor Ransomworm all info so far.I don't understand 90% of this but I like it.
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2017-05-18 at 1:22 AM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol for at least 3 months.Good luck.
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2017-05-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!Last April my wife and i spent a week in this same neighborhood and I was didn't sleep at all.
I wanted to NUKE the whole fucking island by the time I got home.
I got a vid from 3 in the morning somewhere and its just as loud as the youtube vid I posted.
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2017-05-16 at 2:03 AM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!You ant seen nothin.
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2017-05-12 at 10:24 PM UTC in What's your profession?I basically do what I want.
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2017-05-12 at 10:13 PM UTC in I place my banana paels
Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you smoking dried banana peels?
LOL, that don't work I can verify for a fact.
That was CIA plot to see just how stupid people can be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoO_hfhS4Qs
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2017-05-11 at 10:30 PM UTC in Something Broke My Apple TreeFuck I wanted Apples this year,Someone or something fucked up my tree.
At first I thought it was deer but the blossoms and leaves are untouched so I think some asshole broke my tree.
On purpose!!!!
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2017-05-10 at 1:46 AM UTC in What kind of technophile are you?windows phone.I like BTW
One win 10 tablet.
One linux pc for media Kodi is awesome.
2 android tablets one for amazon one for research=custom roms and shit.
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2017-05-10 at 1:39 AM UTC in my life suxTonight my wife told me that everyone is born with a shit sandwich.
Some people have big ones and some people have small ones,but when you have finished your shit sandwich your dead so why give a shit in the first place?
I'm not sure what part of the shit sandwich Iam in her life, I was hoping for a corn kernel or something.Anyway/
It's all shit BITCOIN baa The US dollar BAA Its all shit.
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2017-05-10 at 1:29 AM UTC in Suggestion for LannyLOL you guy's crack me up
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2017-05-09 at 1:28 AM UTC in What do you think of the phrase..."bada boom bada bing?"I think it all started with this yid.
https://youtu.be/aTKZRire8Wg
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2017-05-08 at 11:45 PM UTC in flaming droneIts been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwmh7ddPsk4
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2017-05-06 at 11:33 PM UTC in Does zoloft make you bust fat nuts?Zoloft is bad news.
Back in 2001 I was prescribed 100 mg per day,well that shit don't mix well with vodka and weed.
I had a mental break,I accused my my wife of dancing naked in the back yard to seduce my neighbor.
Once I got my shit back I was so fucking humiliated I never took Zoloft again.
Weed, alchol, benzos whatever ssri's fuck you up in a way that's not cool man.
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2017-05-06 at 12:56 AM UTC in Hawkwind - In Search Of Space - FULL ALBUMya well that's ok but.
Listen to this.
https://youtu.be/SdwQmkuUUIE
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2017-05-05 at 2:08 AM UTC in The Forever War
Originally posted by Bill Krozby My friend Jenniser and I have been friends for a few months now after I we both moved into a house with her and another girl.
While going to college.
I never had a lesbian experience before until I met her. One night, i was just laying in bed listening to music when jenniser
walked in it tottally caught me by surprise considering I was just wearing my bra and panties.. she could tell I was startled and told me
to calm down its not a big deal.. She asked if I wanted to drink and I said sure… We drank several shots of whiskey together and stayed up talking
I ent up going with her to her room and slept with her in her bed.
In the morning I got up because I had to get ready for school and when I walked out of her room in just a bra and thong our other
roomie happened to already be up and saw me.. It was kind of awkward but whatever.. We ent up having sex and sleeping with eachother
every night.
Something about it just right and very natural, so we just went with it. We loved each other and definitely had a lot of fun.
Our other roomie didn't like it.. she eventually moved out, so it was whatever… I really loved her a lot.
One night we decided to go out, smoke and skinny dip at the lake in a secluded area.
We parked by the water, smoked and undressed. We left our clothes in the car and walked bare out to the water. It felt great
outside this night.
We swam around enjoying ourselves for a good thirty minutes or so, and she told me she was going to walk back up to the car
to get the pipe and bud. I will admit it was kind of creepy at that time of hour being naked in the lake alone,
she didn't seem to mind just walking off like that alone, the car was parked at least a 100 yards away..
Anyways I waited around and I started getting even more nervous because she was taking along time and not back yet. I called out
for her but heard no reply, just the eery atmospheric noises of the night.. that coupled with my paranoia was starting
to get the best of me.
I really started freaking out and got out of the water and started running to the car.. It was gone.. what the hell is going
on? I broke down into analytical tears, I just didn't understand what was happening, she would never do this to me.
I started screaming for her and pacing around the area.
I turned around and saw her body hanging from a tree, enough moonlight was on her that I could see her obviously lifeless
body just swaying in softly in the breeze. I started screaming in sheer terror, she had no eyes.. what happened to
her eyes? Just tears of blood dripping from her lonely eye sockets. It was horrible, but in a way she was still beautiful
because she had been mine.
I will always love, Jenniser.
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Jesus H fucking Christ on a pogo stick why man just why.
I need EYE bleach. -
2017-05-02 at 2:41 AM UTC in Getting ready for a new pc build.Atx full tower I like having room.
I7 yes and I also prefer evga vid.
