Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2017-05-02 at 2:28 AM UTC in Here comes Peter Fuckin' Cottontail
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   didn't peter cotton tail get his head chopped off by farmer joe?
2. 2017-05-02 at 2:26 AM UTC in Getting ready for a new pc build.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just got a win 10 dvd today,I know people have a problem with win 10 but I figured I would have some control on the install if I used a hard disk rather than a download.
   So that said what new hard ware is up and coming?
   I hear memory is changing and serial bus hard drives are now the way to go.
   My budget is on the high end 3-5k
   What would you do niggas.
3. 2017-05-02 at 2:15 AM UTC in Can we all take a moment to mourn our lost brother
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Neck beard drops tabs in holy town.
   Gets beheaded 2 minutes later.
4. 2017-05-02 at 2:13 AM UTC in Can we all take a moment to mourn our lost brother
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   dropping tabs in Mecca??
5. 2017-05-02 at 2:08 AM UTC in Open invitation
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Sophie Fallout 3 + Barbershop quartet. Dope tunes brajs.
   
   

   
   Holy fuck when I was play en f3 that tune was stuck in my head 24/7.
6. 2017-05-02 at 2:05 AM UTC in Open invitation
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   If you ever want to take a walk on the East coast hit me up.
7. 2017-04-30 at 12:03 AM UTC in Being an alcoholic sucks
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   MY beeee's cannot survive without me.
   I spend way more than I get back.
8. 2017-04-30 at 12:01 AM UTC in Being an alcoholic sucks
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   What??^^
9. 2017-04-29 at 8:31 PM UTC in Being an alcoholic sucks
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Don't worry Lanny in a few years you'll be able to print a new liver so its all good.
10. 2017-04-29 at 7:41 PM UTC in Being an alcoholic sucks
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Alcohol is a tough one to quit, at least for me.
    I have quit cigs,amps,cocaine.Actually coke was the easiest one to put down.
    I don't know man its 3:30 on a Saturday and I just finished my first rum and coke of the day and I feel great.
    The birds are cherpin the sun is out and its 80 degrees outside, time to make another drink sit on my back deck and watch my bees make me honey.
11. 2017-04-28 at 2:26 AM UTC in Should I tell my Dad He's an Asshole.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 pyramids are triangles in another dimension.
    
    sometimes you have to color as you post outside of the lines. it may not seem articulate but it's artistic which is ahead of the curve.

    
    No Sorry this guy cant think beyond shitting and eating.
12. 2017-04-28 at 2:15 AM UTC in Should I tell my Dad He's an Asshole.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ Your dad didn't know what a pyramid looks like? Lol

    
    NO he thought that triangles and pyramids were the same thing.
13. 2017-04-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in Should I tell my Dad He's an Asshole.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe just write down how you feel and tie it to a big ass rock which you hurl into his bedroom window in the middle of the night?

    
    That was funny,I once found a brick with the words "Have a Merry Christmas"on it and I thought it would be funny to throw into someones house just for fun.
    They would be like all WTF?
14. 2017-04-28 at 2:07 AM UTC in Should I tell my Dad He's an Asshole.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Necro bump.
    Drunk flash back to the fifth grade.
    Class project was the pyramids of Egypt I volunteered for making a scale model of a pyramid.
    One of the biggest mistakes of my life.
    I thought I could make a totally awesome pyramid because my dad was a plasterer we had a ton of plaster of Paris and cement around.
    All I needed was a mold of a pyramid, just a few boards nailed together but what I got was a shit storm.
    The problem was that my dad didn't know the difference between a polygon and a pyramid, he didn't know his shapes and I was accused of using big words just to make him look stupid.
    Fuck I need a shrink.
    They say time heals all wounds but why do I still want to kick that SISTERFUCKER in the face??
15. 2017-04-26 at 2:27 AM UTC in How do I get laid?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    
    Fucking shit that's a new one on me fucking love it.
    The dude looks Bernie sanders AKA Colonel Sanders lol.
    
    Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2017-04-26T02:30:44.015477+00:00
16. 2017-04-26 at 2:19 AM UTC in Fake news
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    How the fuck do you imbed a fucking YouTube vid?
17. 2017-04-26 at 2:14 AM UTC in Fake news
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It all started in 1990.
    CNN fake news.
    
    
    https://youtu.be/jTWY14eyMFg
    
    Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2017-04-26T02:18:33.276861+00:00
18. 2017-04-26 at 2:11 AM UTC in Zoklet was better than totse.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    
19. 2017-04-26 at 2:04 AM UTC in wish the jedis would just fuck off...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This place should have been named jedis in space.
20. 2017-04-26 at 2:02 AM UTC in wish the jedis would just fuck off...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I think everyone here is a jedi.
    We are nomads of the internet and have been kicked out of every other normal forum in the world.
    Maybe that's why Lanny took us into space so we could reach the promised land on jedipidor.