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2019-05-08 at 11:19 PM UTC in Using a 40 inch tv as a computer monitorNice control room you have there.
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2019-05-08 at 11:17 PM UTC in Denver just decriminalized Magic Mushrooms.LOL this really should get interesting this summer.
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2019-05-08 at 11:16 PM UTC in Why are you people so racist?My brothers ex girlfriend wasn't racist until she went to school in Baltimore.
Her fist week there she was mugged and assaulted with stun guns by a group of 4 young black gentlemen.
If a group of white guy's didn't start cracken heads she most likely would have been raped and killed.
People have reasons for not liking certain groups of people,its called life experience. -
2019-05-08 at 11:08 PM UTC in Denver just decriminalized Magic Mushrooms.
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2019-05-07 at 1 AM UTC in If there was a vending machine right on your porch with anything you wanted...Ya its called Amazon Prime.
I get stuff off my porch everyday. -
2019-05-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in "New" super-food discovered. Here's what you need to know
Originally posted by HTS Only superfood I care about is cummies. πππ
Daddyβs π¨cummies, π¦ nice π and yummy π Thick π«πand gooey, feel like honey π― That sweet π milk, πΌoh-so-tasty π Daddy, π¨Daddy, πplease be hasty!π¨ My tongue π swirls π round π and round π While Daddy π¨ gives my ass π a great big pound π₯π₯ Over π in the corner, wrapped π in chains β Mommy π© huddled over, screaming π± in pain πͺ βShut up, bitch! π© Stay on the floor!β Mommy π© sobbing π louder, I π§ call π£ her a whore π She reaches behind her π© for her gun πWhile Daddy πgropes π and tickles π€ my sweet π¬ buns π Puts the barrel π between ππ her teeth π And Daddyβs π semen π¦ begins to seep βοΈ Gunpowder,π₯ blood, π brains π© and gore π Mommyβs π© lifeless π» corpse slumps β¬οΈ to the floor π Cummies, π¦ cummies π¦ filling my throat π§My pussy π± is completely π soaked π¦But Daddyβs cock π just gets bigger π³π² Over near π― the drawers, he grabs the scissors βοΈ Cuts πͺ a hole π³ in Mommyβs π© stomach πIn her hand, πa gin and tonic πΊ He π¨begins π to unravel her strings of intestines π βLook π closely, youβll learn π¨βπ« a lessonβ Ties a noose, π rigs it tight π« βSweetie, π§ sweetie, π§ no need to fightβ ππ₯ Puts her π© guts ππaround π my neck βLooks like everythingβs good π and setβ π Lets me fall down β¬οΈ about π€π a yard Face π§ turning blue, choking π€hard πͺ All the while, π Daddyβs π stroking his cock π And for a moment, π³ our eyes π lock π Tears π of joy π stream down my face π§ Iβm going to π΅ a better β¨ place~
Dude you need help. -
2019-04-23 at 1:43 AM UTC in Yemen is best nation
Originally posted by DietPiano I want to visit there before I die, including Socotra Island, which has lots of lifeforms not seen anywhere else on Earth.
Unfortunately, Yemen is both an active civil war zone and much of the population will kill any American on sight. Praying this clears up over time.
Yemen:
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That last one reminds me of a Call of Duty 4 map. -
2019-04-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in Fuk benzo users and go die.Opium mixed with black hash is good to.
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2019-04-23 at 1:27 AM UTC in My father hooked me up.
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2019-04-23 at 12:59 AM UTC in My father hooked me up.How old are your parents?
Are you in their will. -
2019-04-20 at 8:22 PM UTC in I've got an incredibly amazing girlfriend that I love and adore dearly, butupload to tinypic,copy and paste to thread body.
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2019-04-20 at 1:36 PM UTC in What the fuck is up with folks being against vacation?I don't think people are actually against vacation they are just jealous.
My dad gets all butthurt every time I go on vacation,Last time he was all "I never got a paid vacation bla bla bla".
So I told him it was his own fault and he got pissed. -
2019-04-19 at 2:39 AM UTC in What the fuck is up with folks being against vaccination?
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2019-04-19 at 2:05 AM UTC in What the fuck is up with folks being against vaccination?Fuck measles thats nothing.
I really do not know what the big deal is,if you are a healthy individual its no problem period.
No worse than the flue.
When I was about 7 my cousin got chicken pox so I got to spend the weekend at her house I got chicken pox to,that was the plan man.
They used to do it with the measles as well but I was vaccinated. -
2019-04-19 at 12:31 AM UTC in Constructing an Impenetrable Fortress
Originally posted by gadzooks The camera I've got is really good, but I do like the motion sensor for lights…
It occured to me briefly last night while I was drinking but I forgot to write it down anywhere.
I'll probably get those exact lights actually.
I also set up a fake camera with a flashing red led on it.
No more dirty needles and used condoms to clean up,somebody actually dumped an old couch.
Stupid kids they had a nice spot and I actually didn't mind until the thumping nigger music at 3am.
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2019-04-18 at 11:14 PM UTC in Constructing an Impenetrable FortressKeep it simple.
Get two of these.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01L3FV8VU/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
One for the front door and one for the back,they have two way talk and the app works great.
Instead of a pressure pad at the rear door get one these.
https://www.amazon.com/Upgraded-Illumination-Waterproof-Wireless-Security/dp/B077BFM2W5/ref=sr_1_3?crid=11DH1N3254GO1&keywords=solar+motion+sensor+light+outdoor&qid=1555629054&s=gateway&sprefix=solar+%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-3
I bought one works good.
I had a problem with assholes partying in my back yard now they see the light come on and they scatter. -
2019-04-16 at 11:54 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?My ears ringing.
its' making me extra crazy today. -
2019-04-12 at 2:47 AM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superiorJust piss on the floor and make the maid clean it up wtf is the problem?
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2019-04-12 at 2:44 AM UTC in My bank still uses win98
Originally posted by gadzooks Actually, using an older system could potentially reduce risk, since the system is a lot better understood. Updating an OS always carries risk, and that risk carries tremendous financial implications if we're talking about a bank, for example.
Kind of makes sense,flying under the radar so to speak.
I don't know it gave me a sense of insecurity something that old was in charge of my shit. -
2019-04-12 at 2:11 AM UTC in My bank still uses win98WTF?
I went in last week to move some money and the privacy screen was off and I saw win 98 with windows explorer wtf?
Old school shit,is this a move so they can be hacked or is this ploy to entrap would be hackers and shit.
MY mind was blown!!!
