Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2019-04-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in DAMN GOOD FOOD!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Learn how to cook real food then it gets good.
2. 2019-04-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in DAMN GOOD FOOD!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This is whats wrong with world today ,you eat SHIT and call it food.
   Remember you are what you eat.
3. 2019-04-08 at 11:58 PM UTC in I payed off my mortgage!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by POLECAT no you own the right to pay taxes/ rent to the government

   
   
   I'm paying about 500 a month,Massachusetts sucks.
4. 2019-04-08 at 11:37 PM UTC in I payed off my mortgage!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by POLECAT I paid mine off up front,, its wonderful situation

   
   It is.
   What you pay in property taxes up in Vermont Polecat??
5. 2019-04-08 at 11:35 PM UTC in I payed off my mortgage!
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Good for you dude now bank your payment and save for remodeling and shit.
   I paid mine off 13 years ago and there is nothing like not having that bill hanging over your head.
6. 2019-04-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in This chick licked my butthole &
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   pics or it never happened.
7. 2019-04-08 at 12:46 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Also get fat too.
   
   Even when I'm broke, if I'm in peak physical physique I can at least get laid with ease.
   
   But right now, I'm broke, fat, and an unemployed alcoholic.
   
   Zero redeeming qualities.
   
   I should bottle my scent and sell it as pussy repellant.
   
   No idea who would want to buy such a product, but I could corner the market.

   
   Come on man buck up and make it better,quit drinking for a few days go take a long walk in the woods get better sleep and figure it out .
   I read just about every post you make you sound like a nice guy that just needs a little time to figure some shit out.
   Stop letting homeless people into your house don't even talk to them they are FUCKING TOXIC!!
   Move if you have to.
   And stay out of bars they suck the life out of ya.
8. 2019-04-06 at 10:01 PM UTC in Who's the bigger faggot jiggaboo or spectral
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Why can't we all just get along??
   
9. 2019-04-06 at 12:51 AM UTC in Someone I know actually died in a fire.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol you got bullied and think someone deserves to die in a fire over that?
   
   Spoken like a true woman/fag

   
   5\10 try harder
10. 2019-04-05 at 7:50 PM UTC in Someone I know actually died in a fire.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It is harsh but its not like I burned the shed down,and Jiggabo I never had moobs until much later.
    
11. 2019-04-05 at 11:44 AM UTC in Someone I know actually died in a fire.
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The guy used to bully me in high school.
    The SHED he was living in burned down last weekend.
    Karma takes some time but you always get what you deserve sooner or later.
12. 2019-04-04 at 1:18 AM UTC in 5G
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Over hyped bullshit to cover up the lack of progress in the United states.
    5G is bullshit we should be building a fiber network nation wide,fuck my parents are still on dialup, whats 5g going to do for people living out in the suburbs.
13. 2019-04-03 at 1:39 AM UTC in America For Sale
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Krow I have a photo of you wearing a ring of interest and an afro pretending to be Shaft!

    
    HA Maybe I'll get wasted and make a new one in my black sun T-shirt
14. 2019-04-03 at 12:40 AM UTC in America For Sale
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Technologist Well, let’s see. Erect is 54, and Krow is 52 or 53. Tell me I’m wrong!

    
    WoW I thought me and -Spec were the only old guys here maybe polecat as well.
15. 2019-03-31 at 8:53 PM UTC in Lil Windex is Plural
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Ghost it's a fractal tetradedron

    
    A tetrahedron made me want to kill myself in the fifth grade I still not sure if I have fully recovered.
    Triangles give me ptsd.
16. 2019-03-31 at 8:43 PM UTC in We just had a downpour and it's still drizzling
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Me I cut my own lawn,trim my hedges all that shit.
    Just put new tires on my rider mower last week btw myself.
17. 2019-03-29 at 3:41 PM UTC in Dick piercing update
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When you take a piss does it look like this.
    
18. 2019-03-28 at 2:19 AM UTC in Being a kid
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    NO NO then you figure out that you can blackmail your uncle fester.
19. 2019-03-28 at 2:16 AM UTC in NIS discord server
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    WHY DISCORD??
    Cap lock on sorry no need to shout.
20. 2019-03-27 at 10:02 PM UTC in Would you be discontent if...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No that person is obviously smart.
    My Grandfather used to say "Be good but if you can't don't get caught".