Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2019-06-26 at 8:54 PM UTC in Write a fortune cookie fortune for the user above you
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Show spoiler
2. 2019-06-26 at 1:45 AM UTC in Google it to be a joke
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Holy crap man what are you smoking??
3. 2019-06-26 at 1:43 AM UTC in Guy scams the scammers
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   When I saw this the first thing I thought was that I wish Jessi Slaughter had that dude for a dad.
   
   Maybe things would have turned out differently.
   
   Shit this world is fucked up and so am I.
4. 2019-06-25 at 3:08 PM UTC in Guy scams the scammers
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   This is pretty awesome.
   
   The guy has some skills.
5. 2019-06-25 at 2 PM UTC in Ok is it me or is most of the internet down.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I found out what happened.
   https://slate.com/technology/2019/06/verizon-dqe-outage-internet-cloudflare-reddit-aws.html
   Makes you wonder what Russia or China could do if they really wanted to fuck us up.
6. 2019-06-24 at 12:23 PM UTC in Ok is it me or is most of the internet down.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Even Amazon is down I think the country is being hacked.
7. 2019-06-24 at 12:13 PM UTC in Ok is it me or is most of the internet down.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   It seems like every other place I try and get on just times out.
   Even down detector is down.
8. 2019-06-23 at 10:44 PM UTC in What would you order for your last meal?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by mmQ I'd order an endless buffet. Loophole.

   
   Thanks for the chuckle.
9. 2019-06-21 at 5:26 PM UTC in prominent child rapists in hollywood, and d.c.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   LOL
10. 2019-06-21 at 2:59 AM UTC in Explaining the internet to an 80 year old
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Is like explaining an acid trip to someone who never did drugs.
    They just don't get it.
11. 2019-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC in My liver
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Beer and vodka YAA
12. 2019-06-21 at 2:41 AM UTC in My liver
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I don't drink that shit man.
    https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/2-Fluoroethanol
13. 2019-06-21 at 2:23 AM UTC in My liver
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My liver should be cloned and disbursed throughout humanity.
    I did two tests one was a ultrasound of my guts and then I did a vibroscan.
    Passed both,both techs said I was good.
    I celebrated by buying a fith of vodka and six pack.
    Even though my enzymes are elevated fuck it I'm getting FUCKED UP!
14. 2019-06-21 at 1:58 AM UTC in Who wants an alt?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Who's John Alt??
    Shrugs and walks away.
15. 2019-06-19 at 7:28 PM UTC in Egypt should legalize weed
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I smoked a joint on top of Chichen itza.
    
    The walk back down was scary.
16. 2019-06-14 at 12:22 AM UTC in Ever thought about getting pissed on?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The only time I could rationalize being pissed on is if I was stung by a jellyfish.
17. 2019-06-12 at 12:55 AM UTC in Nigger Reddit
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Fuckin why

    
    Because white people can be dumb down nigs are not able to be educated and that makes them easy to control.
18. 2019-06-12 at 12:41 AM UTC in In 10 years the web will be dead
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    yep ready player 1
    Starlink will make it possible.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlink_(satellite_constellation)
19. 2019-06-11 at 1:55 AM UTC in Fonaplats 6/10/19
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Poor people should not own pets or have kids.
    Just saying.
20. 2019-06-11 at 1:51 AM UTC in I keep having cryptic dreams related to child trafficking/sex cults/slavery
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    That only happens to me when I try and detox.
    So I just stay drunk.