Posts by Number13

1. 2019-02-17 at 1:21 AM UTC in CONFIRMED: Meteorites are flat!
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Gumjobs
2. 2019-02-16 at 5:12 PM UTC in Roses are red violets are blue
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   We're building a wall
   Just like the jedis
3. 2019-02-15 at 10:53 AM UTC in It's a national emergency!
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   How're people keeping statistics about people illegally crossing the border? Isn't knowing someone is an illegal and not reporting them illegal in itself?
4. 2019-02-15 at 2:42 AM UTC in It's a national emergency!
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Nuke the border, that way a radioactive wasteland will be the wall, the zone of alien-away-tion
5. 2019-02-14 at 8:43 PM UTC in show me ur nail clippers
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I use scissors too
6. 2019-02-12 at 11:26 PM UTC in Met a girl with one eye
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Ghost Not a one eyed snake, just a one eyed girl.

   
   ...Big Boss?
7. 2019-02-12 at 3:37 AM UTC in Met a girl with one eye
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Does she constantly wink at you? probably wants your cock
8. 2019-02-11 at 9:23 PM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actors
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There already is, welfare.

   
   Nah man, the nigs on welfare are far from civilised, welfare is white guilt, not an award.
9. 2019-02-11 at 9:17 PM UTC in Jesus was Greek and not jedi, according to documentary
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
10. 2019-02-11 at 1:43 PM UTC in Starving American attempts to throw basket-ball.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    There's just nothing there, jesus christ
11. 2019-02-11 at 1:38 PM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actors
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Gotta be some reward for them trying to be civilised at least, y'all remember the 5 civilised tribes?
12. 2019-02-09 at 1:25 PM UTC in Rate my minecraft town
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Notch once said it's okay to be white so why are you playing such a racist game?
13. 2019-02-08 at 7:53 PM UTC in Glorifying Lorainna Bobbet
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    He went on to do porn lol
14. 2019-02-08 at 12:52 PM UTC in Starving American attempts to throw basket-ball.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes That's not funny.
    
    You people are assholes. She's anorexic.

    
    Not my problem nigga
15. 2019-02-07 at 11:20 PM UTC in February is Black History Month
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    How about some history?
    
    Niggers sold niggers to whites
16. 2019-02-06 at 10:49 PM UTC in Christianity BTFO'd
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    jedis also killed jesus
17. 2019-02-06 at 3:42 PM UTC in What's your blood type
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I aint telling you shit vampire
18. 2019-02-06 at 3:39 PM UTC in Starving American attempts to throw basket-ball.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
19. 2019-02-05 at 10 PM UTC in Colorado jogger kills mountain lion with his BEAR HANDS
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Did he get to keep the skin?
20. 2019-02-05 at 4:41 PM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    If I owned an airline my policy would be to kick anyone that shits themselves out of the plane.
    That said I bet those flight attendants would've given the man a tug if he were brave enough to ask.