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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I don't want this place to shut down though
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    User titles are nice, when I finally got to knight the site shut down, cause and effect.
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Could also try the usertitle banned
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You know when I don't like a forum/site I just don't go on it instead of complaining endlessly and not contributing, maybe that's just me.
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore There is nothing hotter than hiding from the Nazis in a cramped attic. I get chills down my genitals just thinking of it. The breath on your neck, the knowledge that the slightest of noises might land you in a concentration camp. Then the penis stroking starts, and your breath gets heavy. You're trying hard to control it. There are footsteps downstairs. One, two, three of them. You can hear three of them.

    The stroking picks up pace. You can't see Anne there in the dark, but you know she's looking you in the eyes. Some things you can just feel.

    Up the stairs now. They're turning down the hallway where the secret entrance lies. You can hear one of the employees of the Achterhuis talking to the men. Your heart is pounding. Half because you you've over heard the Gestapo are with an SS. Half because Anne is quickening her pace, and the pressure is now snowballing. You doubt your ability to hold it much longer and have to bite your lip to retain confidence.

    You hear metal swing. Light floods the room. The Gestapo are coming, and you are too.


    Anne is 18+ in the above writing, which takes place in an alternate universe.

    Half chub tbh
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver ITT SpectraL feels so alone

  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Moderation would ruin this community, if there were mods you'd have been banned from the start and you know it.
    We shitpost to have fun, we make some good threads to have fun, if nobody is enjoying the forum then nobody will come here, you're the only one that seems to have a problem.
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon There should be a policy not to give anyone a custom usertitle who asks for one.

    That's what I'm saying, you're given one or if you ask for one you don't get to choose and like what's been done before people in the thread choose.
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    To fit with pheonix why not have "Out of the asses, a highlighter"
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Never realised how kike like anne franks nose was.
    Did she really talk about cocks in her diary?

    Ziva David in ncis was decently attractive but she was played by a spic.
    Are there any attractive jedis?
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You can request a user title but you don't get to pick what it is.
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Lucifer is actually pretty cool, shoulda committed suicide when he lost the battle though, that's pretty bitch made.
    Wonder how much puss satan gets being the dark lord and shit.
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Why these threads gotta get so homoerotic, just fuck already you degenerate niggas.
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    If rape was a culture surely rape wouldn't be considered rape?
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    While we're talking about shitty nigger music many men by 50 cent is actually pretty good
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You're supposed to make mochi with a girlfriend or wife, you pound the mochi and then pound them.
    But good on you though, right about em being ugly but as long as they tasted good that's all that matters, presentation doesn't matter, like how in a restaurant they serve you a pennies worth of meat and then jizz all over it as presentation and then massively inflate the price.

    Make taiyaki next nigga, make golden darkness happy.
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Also off topic but that is a really smart username in Bill Krozby's thanks bit, all one person nigga, except one.
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I pay £26 every month for mine, 25 for the contract and 1 for the device until it's payed off, that's like 35$, best deal in my cuntry at least, most mobile shit doesn't go above 15 gigs but there was a christmas deal that gave me 40 for the price of 20, 20 is the highest I've seen otherwise.
    It lasts me about 25 days but then again I don't watch any youtube videos or anime anymore, 40gigs is fuck all.
    Wish I had a phone line so I could have that sweet sexy unlimited data.

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I pay $40 a month for unlimited but my range is fucked and I hit a data cap they are fucking jedis fuck em all bnig & small

    Also this is a thing to watch out for, unlimited doesn't mean unlimited to companies, I've seen an apparent unlimited one that caps at 20 gigs a month, only unlimited if you're a facebook surfing faggot.
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You can get a mobile modem thing, pretty much a pay monthly phone but it shares the data to your devices, I've got one, it's decent but I only get 40gigs a month which is shit
    Mine is a huawei pocket hotspot e5573
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Beetlesiri Javfinder is not bad for Asian porn the majority is not subtitled though.

    I like subtitles, people laugh at wanting story in porn but it makes it ten times hotter.
    Except for that Bane porn parody I haven't seen a good western one though.
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