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2017-05-16 at 9:19 AM UTC in Turns out Anne Frank is alive. And has a youtube channel.
Originally posted by Discount Whore There is nothing hotter than hiding from the Nazis in a cramped attic. I get chills down my genitals just thinking of it. The breath on your neck, the knowledge that the slightest of noises might land you in a concentration camp. Then the penis stroking starts, and your breath gets heavy. You're trying hard to control it. There are footsteps downstairs. One, two, three of them. You can hear three of them.
The stroking picks up pace. You can't see Anne there in the dark, but you know she's looking you in the eyes. Some things you can just feel.
Up the stairs now. They're turning down the hallway where the secret entrance lies. You can hear one of the employees of the Achterhuis talking to the men. Your heart is pounding. Half because you you've over heard the Gestapo are with an SS. Half because Anne is quickening her pace, and the pressure is now snowballing. You doubt your ability to hold it much longer and have to bite your lip to retain confidence.
You hear metal swing. Light floods the room. The Gestapo are coming, and you are too.
Anne is 18+ in the above writing, which takes place in an alternate universe.
Half chub tbh -
2017-05-15 at 2:33 PM UTC in Lanny
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2017-05-15 at 1:40 PM UTC in LannyModeration would ruin this community, if there were mods you'd have been banned from the start and you know it.
We shitpost to have fun, we make some good threads to have fun, if nobody is enjoying the forum then nobody will come here, you're the only one that seems to have a problem. -
2017-05-15 at 1:23 PM UTC in Suggestion: Give me a custom user title, Lanny. Fuck you.
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2017-05-15 at 1:08 PM UTC in Suggestion: Give me a custom user title, Lanny. Fuck you.To fit with pheonix why not have "Out of the asses, a highlighter"
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2017-05-15 at 1:03 PM UTC in Turns out Anne Frank is alive. And has a youtube channel.Never realised how kike like anne franks nose was.
Did she really talk about cocks in her diary?
Ziva David in ncis was decently attractive but she was played by a spic.
Are there any attractive jedis? -
2017-05-15 at 12:14 PM UTC in Suggestion: Give me a custom user title, Lanny. Fuck you.You can request a user title but you don't get to pick what it is.
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2017-05-14 at 7:30 PM UTC in If u are desperate for marriage or relationship,Lucifer is actually pretty cool, shoulda committed suicide when he lost the battle though, that's pretty bitch made.
Wonder how much puss satan gets being the dark lord and shit. -
2017-05-14 at 7:27 PM UTC in Rape culture in americaWhy these threads gotta get so homoerotic, just fuck already you degenerate niggas.
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2017-05-14 at 5:02 PM UTC in Rape culture in americaIf rape was a culture surely rape wouldn't be considered rape?
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2017-05-14 at 3:31 PM UTC in My go-to keyboard "test phrase" isWhile we're talking about shitty nigger music many men by 50 cent is actually pretty good
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2017-05-14 at 12:20 AM UTC in I made mochiYou're supposed to make mochi with a girlfriend or wife, you pound the mochi and then pound them.
But good on you though, right about em being ugly but as long as they tasted good that's all that matters, presentation doesn't matter, like how in a restaurant they serve you a pennies worth of meat and then jizz all over it as presentation and then massively inflate the price.
Make taiyaki next nigga, make golden darkness happy. -
2017-05-12 at 2:16 PM UTC in Porn SuggestionsAlso off topic but that is a really smart username in Bill Krozby's thanks bit, all one person nigga, except one.
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2017-05-12 at 1:11 PM UTC in Can I get internet without having WiFi?I pay £26 every month for mine, 25 for the contract and 1 for the device until it's payed off, that's like 35$, best deal in my cuntry at least, most mobile shit doesn't go above 15 gigs but there was a christmas deal that gave me 40 for the price of 20, 20 is the highest I've seen otherwise.
It lasts me about 25 days but then again I don't watch any youtube videos or anime anymore, 40gigs is fuck all.
Wish I had a phone line so I could have that sweet sexy unlimited data.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I pay $40 a month for unlimited but my range is fucked and I hit a data cap they are fucking jedis fuck em all bnig & small
Also this is a thing to watch out for, unlimited doesn't mean unlimited to companies, I've seen an apparent unlimited one that caps at 20 gigs a month, only unlimited if you're a facebook surfing faggot. -
2017-05-12 at 12:24 AM UTC in Can I get internet without having WiFi?You can get a mobile modem thing, pretty much a pay monthly phone but it shares the data to your devices, I've got one, it's decent but I only get 40gigs a month which is shit
Mine is a huawei pocket hotspot e5573 -
2017-05-11 at 9:14 PM UTC in Porn Suggestions
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2017-05-11 at 9:09 PM UTC in Can we talk about how fucking guilty Trump looks after firing Comey?
Originally posted by Sophie It is very easy to make malware look like it was made in Russia, and if Russian Cyber Command or whatever the equivalent over there is, actually did place malware on any of Trump's systems, or those linked to the US government they would have been more than capable of concealing the fact that this malware was Russian in origin.
Yeah I always wondered when they said that, if they know what russian hackers methods and such are wouldn't it be incredibly easy to false flag it? assuming there is anything anyway
I mean it's not a great leap considering the entirety of washington was shilling for hill -
2017-05-11 at 9:01 PM UTC in Porn SuggestionsJust surf the few sections on motherless, that's what I do when I want to spank to non hentai shit.
Search for spikespen specifically, asian porn with subtitles and they get up to some hot stuff. -
2017-05-11 at 8:58 PM UTC in doc appointment on fridayJust send the doc a letter typed like how you talk here, it's a danger having you near the elderly, children or small rodents.
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2017-05-11 at 10:27 AM UTC in Clones got you down? Fear no more (maybe)I got pick of the litter with my trip niggas, lanlan a good man
