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2017-06-09 at 10:55 AM UTC in Oi niggas Payday 2 free on steam

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/

I mean I think this game is entirely inferior to the first one and it's massively pay to win but it's free so fuck it, aint getting my money again.
Rob some banks together niggas

2017-06-09 at 10:34 AM UTC in An investigators job must suck

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by SBTlauien I like watching shows like the First 48 and other investigator-type shows, but I bet working that would suck. All those cold cases, never to be solved.

Imagine having a suspect and knowing that he did it. You know he's the guy, but you can't prove it. Everything points to him, but according to the rules of the legal system, you can't arrest him until you provide some evidence for the district attorney.

And then time starts passing. He's free out there, living his life like a normal person. He's pretending to be an innocent, law-abiding citizen, but you know that he did it. He obviously feels no guilt and has no remorse for what he's done. Every time you check up on him, he's got something good going for him and he's just acting like a moral person, completely playing a role.

You begin to realize that he's not going to get caught unless you get a confession, and that's not going to happen because he knows not to talk to you, and you know he's not going to tell anyone because he doesn't feel guilty for his crime. You ultimately realize that he's not going to pay for his crime. Justice will not be served. Your case goes cold and likely will never be solved.

Kill him and get away with it because you're an investigator and know how evidence is found and used.

2017-06-09 at 8:18 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but it's in 1945 on hitlers last day on earth and you're locked in with him and eva

I wish I had the voice and bass skills of Geddy Lee era 1979

I'm gonna cuck hitler also free dog afterwards

Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you continue to be an insufferable cunt.

I wish I could escape from prison and live freely for the rest of my life.

Granted but you're freed from everything, thought, breathing, corporeal form and existence.

I wish I always had just enough money to buy anything I want without ruining the economy

2017-06-09 at 8:06 AM UTC in Five killed in Mozambique 'for being bald' based on belief they have gold in their heads

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by infinityshock there's more to africa than niggers. niggers dont make africa…they ruin it.

would you burn down your house because it had a roach infestation? no. you'd kill all the roaches and live happily ever after

Yeah that's what I meant, just do away with the nigs, though some nukes in to africa and the ensuing nuclear winter might help with climate change.

2017-06-08 at 9:39 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but your opting in for laser surgery went terribly wrong and you're 100% legally blind

I wish this can of 8.4 OZ of redbull would breed into multiple cans of 8.4 OZ of redbull

Granted but it's literal breeding, you have to watch the red bull cans fuck and then the red bull stomach grow and then the can baby needs to grow up, other than that free red bull, might get bad after a few rounds of red bull incest though.

I wish I had an underground bunker

2017-06-08 at 9:37 PM UTC in Five killed in Mozambique 'for being bald' based on belief they have gold in their heads

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by infinityshock not africa…africa is a beautiful place.

niggers. niggers are a verminous infestation on the planet…breeding out of control and destroying every aspect of their environment for absolutely no rhyme or reason whatsoever. just because it is their nature.

And what's in africa? niggers

2017-06-08 at 9:36 PM UTC in rate the user avatar abouve you

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Looks like the cat is wearing a diaper to be honest/10

2017-06-08 at 7:47 PM UTC in Five killed in Mozambique 'for being bald' based on belief they have gold in their heads

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by infinityshock and you dumb bastards dont think niggers should be exterminated like rats and roaches.

I think that too, eliminate all of africa and you do a large job towards ending world hunger, do the right thing, kill a nig.

2017-06-08 at 12:23 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but sex as a male is no longer satisfying

I wish drugs were legal

Originally posted by NARCassist you got me pal, I can't think of a single thing that could be bad about that.

Granted but they become entirely unprofitable and everyone stops growing/refining them, even seeds end up disappearing from the net.

I wish I could make random people orgasm massively without touching them.

2017-06-08 at 12:11 PM UTC in Donald Trump: Con artist or genuinely retarded?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

2017-06-07 at 11:16 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that you

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I honestly like most of you, don't really pay attention to usernames though besides checking if it's Bill Krozby and seeing if I'm in for a shitpost.

edit:
I suppose malice, cap and sophie come to mind if I think hard enough

2017-06-07 at 10 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by DocFoster Granted. It's pepper. Uncracked. And there is no peppermill in sight.

I wish I was in Colorado already. With a million dollars

Granted but Colorado is moved to somalia and I tax the shit out of that million dollars.

I wish the middle east would disappear.

2017-06-07 at 9:11 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you must die alongside him.

I wish I had my own professional shooting range.

Granted but you or any customers can't get in because there are always protesters surrounding it, day and night.

I wish I had my own country.

2017-06-07 at 9:02 AM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent design

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Can my usertitle link to post 182990?

2017-06-06 at 7:29 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Zanick Granted, but the mimes figure out your secret and start packing heat. They hunt you with zeal, and you can't find less than four dangerous mimes at any given time.

I wish I was beloved by everybody.

Granted but it's the sort of love you have for the neighborhood retard

I wish I had a tank

2017-06-06 at 10:48 AM UTC in What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Well usually those pots are glass so in self defense she'd get glassed with her own pot
I have to wonder what a white knight would do in that situation, get down and kiss her feet?

2017-06-06 at 6:06 AM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent design

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Oh Jesus christ

I can't help but agree, the glories of cosplay know no end.

2017-06-05 at 9:38 PM UTC in Alien: Covenant

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

No sigourney = no watch

2017-06-05 at 9:34 PM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent design

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by Open Your Mind www.instagram.com/alicia_amira/?hl=en

2017-06-05 at 9:17 PM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent design

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I'll be helpful and recommend you look up a cosplayer called nonsummerjack because fam if you want booty with a tan you can't go wrong with non

Blessed images ahead

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