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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    A blue dinosaur with jacked yellow arms and a massive dick
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Homer simpson
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    No water in bowl just porcelain, standard flush then water jets to remove the shit stain.
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  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Shitfucker I aint seen it

    This, it's been on but I've never ended up watching it, just a bit here and there.
    Pretty sure the movie will reach out of the screen and jack me off with how much people gush over it.
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ OK so say you went to the barber and pay for the $50 full cut, trim, and wax. The shop has no mirrors so you just have to assume they are reputable, put upon getting home you realize all they did was give you a big bald spot and shave off your eyebrows.

    That's what it's like when people say they wouldn't care if the Holocaust happened.

    It's EXACTLY THE SAME.

    Oh yeah yeah I get you now fam, didn't get my moneys worth.
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's bert from sesame street
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you ordered a puppy online and then when it arrives it was a box of dead house flies?

    Same thing.

    That's the bit I don't get, I don't know what you're talking about
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ Would you care if you bought a box of brown sugar and cinnamon poptarts and then upon opening them you realized they were mustard flavored?

    Same thing.

    I don't get it
    Also never had poptarts so probably wouldn't care either.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby holocuast diner

    When is this business gonna be opened?
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby are you a holocuast diner son?

    Yup, don't think it happened, wouldn't care if it did.
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Yeah I bet that totally happened
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Watch the Sharpe series if you can find it, think it's up on youtube, it's what I've been watching along with NCIS recently, it's about the napoleonic wars and shit
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by The Dude Burn Notice up until season 5
    Arrow seasons 1-2
    12 Monkeys

    I dunno man, I liked all of burn notice though I do know what you mean, at the very least you should watch the last few episodes, very good ending.
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by The Dude Do NOT BUY SAN ANDREAS ON PS3 or 360

    They tried to HD up the cutscenes.Theyre the stuff of nightmares

    I've got the original xbox version on my 360 hardrive, still haven't completed it tbh
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Why the fuck would you ever give bling bling money?
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've not got enough data to download it, probably couldn't play it anyway but still, lanny please start an international mobile unlimited data plan.
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Bimp bampity bump nigs, just tryin to get the word out about something free
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i wish other people would just stop having such shit tastes in music.

    Granted but because other people will always have shit taste you instead end up liking every piece of music, fuck man every piece of sound near enough gives you a woody.

    I wish to take back my previous wish lol

    Nah I wish I could write a book that everyone would read and enjoy.
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Which one was the mentally disabled one? all looked it to me.
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