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  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
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  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "help you've reached the voicemail of needledick, I'm not able to answer your call your call right now because I'm dead; I fuckin put myself to sleep with nitrogen/carbon monoxide/fentanyl/whatever. No need to leave a message"

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "car"!
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  4. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    A FUCKIN WHITE - MALE!
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  5. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Rrr

    I want to eat her eyes shoot her animals and kill her

    For being an innocent diarea attack victim?
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  6. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I remember your thread/post about getting fired from solar panel salesman for verbally slaughtering a guy with a colonoscopy bag in the presence of his wife
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  7. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...that God himself torpedoed right before everyones eyes and made all the lifeboats disappear.
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  8. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You should have to 18 to declare yourself transdender...
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  9. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You should cover the whole area around your dick with saran wrap, and wear a rubber with your boxers on 👍
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  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Stop calling me baby I'm not your baby.
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  11. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "merry Christmas "

    With the troll face included.

    How would interpret that if somebody you knew did that? Like were they trying be funny, or evil?
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  12. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    *steps on carbon paper*
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  13. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Thanked because I saw a bottle of stoli
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  14. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Baby baby, where did our love go...
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  15. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You come across as drunk.

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  16. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    What I'd probably be like is after they go "trick or treat" be like "smell my feet, gimme something good to eat" and give them like 10 items of candy
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  17. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    its not a guys fault at all if he was born with small dick so why is it ok to bully & harass for?
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  18. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I'm thinking at least 6 months to a year of not doing anything but being sober 😱. The main thing that makes me reluctant is what if there are no more sources around by then, but part of the point is not to worry about that shit right now (worry about it later). Plus the adventure will be part of what'll be restored in a way. I'm hoping for some tolerance loss, restored fun and having more will power to take it or leave it, and go long breaks with nothing. And if I change my mind later wanna keep staying sober great.
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  19. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I won $75, gonna re-invest $50 on more tickets.
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  20. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Fuck steak.
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