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  1. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE What are you Jimmy the calcium kid Connelly?

    By bones hurt after I drink.
  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM By bones hurt after I drink.

    My broken foot gets sorer after I drink.
  3. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My broken foot gets sorer after I drink.

    Maybe my body is broken
  4. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by Rrr

    I want to eat her eyes shoot her animals and kill her

    For being an innocent diarea attack victim?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Wait, why was it hot? Just fresh or did he like, heat it up?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahhhh yeah bb that hot brown rain let it pour LET IT POUR!
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 6011UM By bones hurt after I drink.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 6011UM Wait, why was it hot? Just fresh or did he like, heat it up?

    I like to think it was both. A fresh bucket of hot diarrhea that he then heat up to scalding hot temps over a garbage barrel fire.
  9. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Probably sat in the sun
  10. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Wouldn't it dry up in the sun? It's hard to get pourable diarrhea. You have to make sure its at the right consistency. Though I guess you can add water.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr

    I want to eat her eyes shoot her animals and kill her

    my favorite part of that story was that it was by the hollywood walk of fame
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Wouldn't it dry up in the sun? It's hard to get pourable diarrhea. You have to make sure its at the right consistency. Though I guess you can add water.

    You gotta keep stirring it while it heats, like your momma's chilli.
  13. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo my favorite part of that story was that it was by the hollywood walk of fame

    Have you been there? It's my least favorite place in the world. People from LA are the absolute worst kind of entitled.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Have you been there? It's my least favorite place in the world. People from LA are the absolute worst kind of entitled.

    I think it's entitled you would even ask if I've been to the hollywood walk of fame like it's a normal thing to ask someone on the internet. I bet you went to both american AND mexican disneyland AND world as a kid you entitled little gordita.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Job interview tomorrow.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Job interview tomorrow.

    What job cutie
  17. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I think it's entitled you would even ask if I've been to the hollywood walk of fame like it's a normal thing to ask someone on the internet. I bet you went to both american AND mexican disneyland AND world as a kid you entitled little gordita.

    It's pretty normal to ask someone if they've been to a city. Dont get upset just because you're poor and you've never traveled in your life. I asked because if you had been there you probably wouldn't find it so funny that such a thing could happen there. The walk of fame is pretty crime ridden and scummy. A lot of homeless people hang around there.

    I went to LA to visit family. I've been there several times.
  18. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I’m effin’ baked
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by ORACLE What job cutie

    Meh tax planning, I'm with a somewhat inferior company than the prestigious one I was in before, surrounded by low level corporate spastics but I'll see what I can squeeze out of it. Need to gauge who's ass to kiss, then I'll unsheath the blade from the silk sheath.

    I'll just ride it till the next golden egg shows itself.
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Meh tax planning, I'm with a somewhat inferior company than the prestigious one I was in before, surrounded by low level corporate spastics but I'll see what I can squeeze out of it. Need to gauge who's ass to kiss, then I'll unsheath the blade from the silk sheath.

    I'll just ride it out to the next golden egg shows itself.

    What are your prior qualifications?

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