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  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Let's say you live in an alternate reality where all humans are both male and female and have both a dick + a pussy, and your fuckbuddy or whatever wanted you to give them head and has no preference which one you suck. In that scenario where theres no such thing as gay I could see myself choosing dick up to 50% of the time.. . It would be a girls dick and you could go back and forth from his/her dick & pussy in the same head session.
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    social media is gay
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    Probation is helping me exercise & strengthen willpower and self control 💪.
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  4. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    post that on /showerthoughts. 👍
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  5. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    It would be a hardcore way to tell someone off.
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  6. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    chuck them back at them..

    😠🖕🐿
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  7. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    One time I was at a store (that I don't work at) and a stranger who I have no idea who they were said hi to me and said my name
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  8. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Thats what I mean. That word should't be never used on girls in some causes just because it technically doesn't make sense, and it makes it funnier + more annoying and offensive.
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  9. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Some just should be called that I think, straight to their face.
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  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Get some cold Heinekens.
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  11. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Maybe thats why they play music, so you don't hear them talking back there.
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  12. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
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  13. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    We'd be all be safer, from everything from crimes to false ass grabbing accusations. Maybe people would be less rude if you could post the video of them being an asshole to some website where people can search that persons name and find any videos people posted of them being an asshole. And have them equipped with facial recognition.
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  14. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Why make billions when we can make... Millions
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    When i have a chance to take a few shots or nitrous hits.
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  16. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Move one to the toy section
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  17. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    So then I have something to do for mild amusement when I get home and review the videos. I set the resolution to above 1080 and can plug it into my TV and see good detail. I've been parking near the other coworkers cars and cracking the windows to try to hear what they talk about out there but the camera alone doesn't pick up the sound good enough to hear, so I think i'll leave a phone or ipad with a sound recording app stuck to the visor near the cracked window and start the recording the same time I start recording video. Thats just until I buy this cool $35 digital sound recorder that's magnetic and I can stick under the car.
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  18. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You might be a wigger if...
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  19. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    God hates occupy
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