2019-11-18 at 8:31 PM UTC
"help you've reached the voicemail of needledick, I'm not able to answer your call your call right now because I'm dead; I fuckin put myself to sleep with nitrogen/carbon monoxide/fentanyl/whatever. No need to leave a message"
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "car"!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-11-18 at 8:36 PM UTC
Op succeeded in shoahing himself
2019-11-18 at 8:46 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"Hi! I'm dead now, but you can still leave a message, if you like."