Go to a store and buy something, when he cashier is getting your change out set your dick on the counter and act casual and when the cashier reacts try to bullshit them that it was a complete accident.🤣
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I know but it sounds better.
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Are you gonna stay hard for the whole couple hours or more you sit there and wait, get a boner instantly when they knock, or let then see you dick when it's small?
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2019-05-26 at 10:30 PM UTC
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I'm bi-os. I use iOS & Android.
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...the clipping didn't say what song though. My guess is it was "cause nigga now we got baaad blood", what else would it be?
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Think people on video chats would think you have 2 dicks?
You might wanna get a boner first with your own dick so they dont raise eyebrows.
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The corner of my room looks like a good spot, I'll pour some gasoline on my old pillow & get it started.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I'm actually super curious about the general "why" here…
Simply because I am looking to do the exact same thing.
My use case is to set up a DIY apartment building front door security cam so I can screen potential visitors before I let them in (old building… no such technology in place as is).
Yeah just security, I think it'd be cool to leave it in the car and see whats going on outside in the parking lot, or lets say if I wanna grow some weed somewhere or something,you can see if anybodys coming in time and abort harvesting, even though its legal to grow here now you'd still probably get ticketed or something on somebody else's land.
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Go old testament on him... "Anyone who lay with a beast shall be put to death"
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2019-05-06 at 12:22 PM UTC
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A canadian girl in the USA
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I have this idea about looking up an unsolved local or semi local missing person, and then writing a letter (falsely) confessing that I raped & murdered her and hiding or storing the letter somewhere securely where it would be found and read if I were to die so that my family members won't be sad that about my passing. It might mess with their heads and emotions somewhat still, and maybe the case would be wrongfully documented as me raping & killing the person, but at least they won't be sad right? 👍
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Create a camera program that scans for the image of cash banknotes from up to 100+ feet, use it with drones and have the drone fly over target areas and send the gps coordinates of the hits it picked up on. If if doesn't work sell the app for $4.99.
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2019-05-01 at 10:13 PM UTC
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Can I pay for tstm up front?
Then just add the button to my account when I wanna use it?
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2019-04-29 at 3:02 AM UTC
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Manual Labor
I'm just gonna live a vehicle / shitty camper.
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2019-04-29 at 2:36 AM UTC
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Paaaaaannyyy
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Any claims that people are, are bullshit. Don't worry about saving food, the reason so much is thrown out is because we have such a fuckin shitton that we actually have to, and the food banks and charites have a shitton stacked up to the ceiling also.
I'm not saying don't give a little nick-nack to your food bank once in a while though.
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I'm in the doghouse at work
I've been thinking about buying a used tablet and using a public internet connection and leaving bogus negative reviews about the restaurant I work at to try to get less people to come in so I have less dishes to wash and my jobs easier.
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