I should try to get outta work early by saying I have priapism today.

1. 2019-04-10 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Should I get a boner or grab a banana? 🍌
2. 2019-04-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Just upskirt some your female colleague's and get sacked.
   
   Job done.