Posts by Needledick Needledick Needledick

1. 2019-04-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in You know what they should have..m
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   That's not quite what I meant exactly, and having to share it with dozens of other people is gay.
2. 2019-04-16 at 5:12 PM UTC in You know what they should have..m
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Artificial indoor beaches with a bigass HD screen playing a 10 video of nice scenery with like sailboats, clouds, etc, and a small pool with little actual waves coming up to the "beach" with real sand, and cabanna for you to sit in with a hidden/disguised fan blowing a nice "breeze".
   
   Some company should start up something like that where you can rent the room.
3. 2019-04-16 at 4:50 PM UTC in So the parking ticket costs more than it does to park...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ^ Easier and less illegal to just park backwards about 2 inches from the wall.
4. 2019-04-16 at 1:53 AM UTC in does weed have a ceiling dose?
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   
5. 2019-04-16 at 12:13 AM UTC in So the parking ticket costs more than it does to park...
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ... so I guess i'm gonna just stop paying, am I missing something
   
   ...its just a car with cameras that drives around and scans plates... nuff said.
   
   I found this out what I was wrongly ticketed when I paid
6. 2019-04-15 at 10:25 PM UTC in Do not, I repeat, do not buy Stoli Honey Vodka.
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Wasn't going to 🍯💩
7. 2019-04-15 at 10:18 PM UTC in Post a photo of your computer area
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It'll have to do I guess... 🖥🖥🖥🖥
8. 2019-04-15 at 10:10 PM UTC in Post a photo of your computer area
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   You should move your c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶a̶ command center to the basement and keep the room dimly lit.
9. 2019-04-15 at 9:55 PM UTC in Post a photo of your computer area
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian How often are we gonna have this shit thread? anyone who would post pix already posted previously.

   
   I'm getting a new computer and desk sometime between 1 and 2 weeks... still probably won't pics pocs tho.
10. 2019-04-15 at 9:48 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "lol" was my reaction.
11. 2019-04-15 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Octavian Group exercise for Wednesday's interview:
    
    Sell snow to Eskimos…
    
    Yeah, that's the fucking question. I'll smash everything else, I'm normally good at interviews.
    
    "Global warming getting you down? Our award winning, multi purpose snow ensures you and your loved ones stay chilled all year round. Whether it's ice for your whiskey or blocks to be made for your home, you will never be disappointed!"
    
    
    
    
    
    Not even a fucking sales job mang

    
    Sell them yellow peed in snow.
12. 2019-04-15 at 10:13 AM UTC in Weed is the gift to mankind
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Weeds alcohol, sucks better.
13. 2019-04-14 at 9:03 AM UTC in I just had my fingers in a hookers pussy...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Did you wear a rubber glove?
14. 2019-04-14 at 5:53 AM UTC in Random Guy lights car on fire
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by gadzooks )))peace officer(((

    
    ✌️👮‍♂️
    
    
    
    Always sounded goofy to me.
15. 2019-04-14 at 2:36 AM UTC in I'm taking spinning classes...
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ...now I'm dizzy.
16. 2019-04-14 at 2:18 AM UTC in Bread Crumb
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    sftu
17. 2019-04-13 at 10:15 PM UTC in momentum bldg
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    too read, didn't long
18. 2019-04-12 at 5:07 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    That would be awkward when taking a piss test if you're male.
19. 2019-04-12 at 4:48 PM UTC in Now! Thats what I call music.
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    What edition is it up to now?
20. 2019-04-12 at 1:28 PM UTC in Cocaine
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    It better be 100% pure.