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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie KA-FUCKING-BOOM, guess who stepped into the fucking room?
    It's Sophie, i'm lowkey the harbinger of doom.
    I'm so sophisticated i eat food you can't even pronounce.
    I'm rich and many hate it, but that rack on your hoe is pronounced.
    I'm a killa call me Cain but you're not able, you're a fable
    At the end of the day it's me who puts food on your children's table

    Nigga

    ^ Child molester
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sophie You ducked her? Why? You owe her child support or what?

    fucked*

    don’t be jelly
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Im mixing moottopics to mae myself feel poisoned because its better than being bored
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Ive noticed even though i like fapping to depraved sometimes (gore, scat, vomit etc) i dont like fapping to autism (anime girls, furries, minecraft photoshoots). I have too much pride for that
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rrr Ive noticed even though i like fapping to depraved sometimes (gore, scat, vomit etc) i dont like fapping to autism (anime girls, furries, minecraft photoshoots). I have too much pride for that


    >minecraft photoshoots


    I was going to raise objections but then i remembered the mod that changes all mobs into their cutesy girl variety.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr Ive noticed even though i like fapping to depraved sometimes (gore, scat, vomit etc) i dont like fapping to autism (anime girls, furries, minecraft photoshoots). I have too much pride for that

    What about gay porn? Have you delved into that ?
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ What about gay porn? Have you delved into that ?

    Tranny porn is way more depraved.
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What about gay porn? Have you delved into that ?

    I feel way more disgust from gay stuff than anything else. Tranny porn once or twice
  9. Paedophilia is the only sexual deviency that matters, anything else is gay and nobody cares about it
  10. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Reaper bootup complete, safety protocols disengaged.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ What about gay porn? Have you delved into that ?

    I'll delve into your ass faggot
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    The less i do the cooler i feel. People who do things are fucking losers because theyre not chilling 100% of the time and their only complaints arent not feeling pleasure always. I am a living relaxoid i am so amazing i hang out with myself every day and hes the most interesting person i know
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    https://www.effedupmovies.com/category/rape-sexual-violence-against-women/ there are hundreds of these movies i havent watched yet
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    I cant think of a single thing that doesnt make me bored anymore
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Minecraft
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    Ive never met a bulimic woman
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    holy shit that guy died from a collapsed lung i think thats the first death from cannabis. He smoked the biggest of doinks RIP

    https://gossiponthis.com/2018/05/18/young-king-dave-cause-death-how-did-ykd-die-i-got-loud-memes-video/

    While YKD’s official cause of death hasn’t been revealed, according to his manager and childhood friend Chris Clemenza, he had been hospitalized for the past few weeks after suffering from a collapsed lung.

    Clemenza told Motherboard that the internet sensation, who famously coined the term “doinks” (a nickname for large joints/blunts), “died from complications during recovery.”

    A friend of Young King Dave’s wrote on Instagram that Dave had “an infection that he let go too long for stupid reasons. But it got so bad they had to put him in a medically induced coma. Then he died.”

    It’s sad to know that the same thing that made YKD famous was possibly behind his cause of death. In his last Instagram post, which was shared on March 17th, two months before he died, he said in the video while puffing on a joint, “Yo, I be smoking so much loud, I get out of breath, my guy!”

    “I be having to drink water and sh*t, I swear,” he added after trying to suppress a cough. He then took a drink of some water before saying, “All this cotton mouth is really gettin’ to me!”
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

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