I think I'm gonna be one of those guys who gets an online bride from the Philippines

1. 2019-11-15 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It just really feels like that's what's in the cards...I can imagine easily and clearly, even all the way to the end when she leaves me for a philippino guy within the country with a bigger dick & better hair than me, and the years later when I'm alone sitting In a chair drinking reflecting on the time we had together.
   
   ...but really I know that's a pipe dream
   
   *Buys tank of nitrogen to kill self with*
2. 2019-11-15 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i cant imagine philippino guys having big dicks
3. 2019-11-15 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   6011UM Tuskegee Airman
   You should fly to Cambodia and teach English. No degree required and you'll for sure find a hot bitch to take back with you.
4. 2019-11-15 at 6:23 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by 6011UM You should fly to Cambodia and teach English. No degree required and you'll for sure find a hot bitch to take back with you.

   
   only pedos do that.
   
   you have pedo in your closet.
5. 2019-11-15 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only pedos do that.
   
   you have pedo in your closet.

   
   No, vinny. You find an adult woman. Like an adult. You sick shit.