The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-13 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #8021
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Amphetamine and dextroamphetamine. Brand name Biphetamine/Adderall. Extremely potent.
2. 2019-02-13 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #8022
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by DietPiano I made a good ass salad. I started with just lettuce, cheese, dressing, apples, and then I just kept ADDING and ADDING.
   
   THERE WERE SO MANY FUCKING FLAVORS

   
   Immediately flashed to pouring thousand island dressing on a bitches butthole
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3. 2019-02-13 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #8023
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
   Is this thread in dedication to Phyde?
4. 2019-02-13 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #8024
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Bitches grind
   Girls i like em wide
   Come get a ride
   Coke on the table glide
   Nose white up inside
   All fucking up my mind
   Weed the gift for mankind
5. 2019-02-13 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #8025
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CASPER Immediately flashed to pouring thousand island dressing on a bitches butthole

   
   Immediately imagined the bitch being Amber Heard with "Do you call my name " playing in background.
   HANL.
6. 2019-02-13 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #8026
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   
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7. 2019-02-13 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #8027
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Ghost Those were mostly ephedrine I hear.

   
   The ephedrine ones are/were supplement knockoffs similar to Stacker 3, they just stole the slang term for the actual drug. Black Beauties were Biphetamine like Spectral said, a blend of levo-amp and dextro-amp which basically made it the same as Adderall.
   
   They even made a formulation of Biphetamine with methaqualone in it. Crazy shit.
8. 2019-02-13 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #8028
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Black Beauties
   
   
   

   Show spoiler
9. 2019-02-13 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #8029
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Bambalam
10. 2019-02-13 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #8030
    

    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I imagine this guy is the sort of person who posts here
    
11. 2019-02-14 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #8031
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I gave myself a concussion Saturday night while I was laughing at something and hit my head on my couch. Ouchies.
12. 2019-02-14 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #8032
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Couchies
13. 2019-02-14 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #8033
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ubnan
14. 2019-02-14 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #8034
    

    Ghost Black Hole
15. 2019-02-14 at 11 AM UTC

    #8035
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I think I gave myself a concussion Saturday night while I was laughing at something and hit my head on my couch. Ouchies.

    
    Do you have one of those low sectionals with the loose pillows/cushions for the backing part?
16. 2019-02-14 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #8036
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Do you have one of those low sectionals with the loose pillows/cushions for the backing part?
    
    Is this the best pick up line I taught you? Jesus fucking christ I've failed.

17. 2019-02-14 at 11:19 AM UTC

    #8037
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don5 ever fuxking talk to me again
18. 2019-02-14 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #8038
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Don5 ever fuxking talk to me again

    
    ok
19. 2019-02-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #8039
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra ok

    
    God its already bean 3 hours since I said that? Time is flies when you're having soup.
20. 2019-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #8040
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ God its already bean 3 hours since I said that? Time is flies when you're having soup.

    
    uh huh
    
    
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    • Mahmoud, 
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    • CASPER