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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Something about running boiling hot water through cheap plastic and then drinking it doesn't sound right...

    Thoughts?
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update

    He missed 2 days of work after flipping his car and the following week was scheduled vacation time.
    He came back the next Monday after vacation and I didn't talk to him.
    Tuesday I ran into him and told him to buy a slow car and slow down with it.
    He proceeded to tell me about how great the pain killers at the hospital were....
    The next day he wasn't at work on time and I told his cousin that "he's probably just driving the speed limit".
    Well, he never showed and got himself fired because he has over 60 points and you're suppose to be terminated at 5 point.
    I applied for his job just to piss off him in my memory.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'd meet you halfway...
    I'm in Dayton Ohio
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Wow that guy is small
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra who changed her usertitle, 'victim of incest' was perfect

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sweaty is a bit dumb

    Originally posted by Haxxor Pseudo Sperg or simply Sperg would be more accurate

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Lying cunt" would work better I think.

    Kafka is a sweaty
    https://niggasin.space/thread/73083
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've decided to wait until the weekend to begin chasing this kid around. He most likely works on the weekend.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy fake and gay

    I didn't post that but I'll agree
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Kafka 3PM UK time I'll leak it.

    fake and gay
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lol. I haven't smoked that shit in 13+ years.
    I remember smoking some as I was leaving my driveway to go to my buddy's house and I fell out of my doorless Jeep Wrangler before I got even a couple hundred feet from home.
    Thankfully I had my seatbelt on or I would have ran myself over but still, dangling halfway upsidedown out of a moving car while tripping balls probably wasn't much better. I managed to get to his house somehow.

    Is it still legal in your state?
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    UPDATE

    I got no sleep last night (probably because I'm being haunted)

    And also this happened....



    I thought it was maybe a spider bite but the affected area has increased to almost 2 inches in diameter and I've been experiencing radiation sickness type symptoms although very slow to onset.

    It's obvious that my best friend was equally likely to be a space demon time traveler from another deminsion who used the fleshly likeness of my BFF to draw me close and infect/poison me.

    I'm so sad.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    When I go back to investigate this individual, what is a good ice breaker to start a conversation so he doesn't immediately get spooked?

    I've never (that I know of) talked to someone from another deminsion or a time traveler.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    ^picture of my best friend a year and a half before he died.
    Roughly 12 years older than when I saw him Sunday.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    On Sunday afternoon I took my wife, the kid and my niece all to McDonalds for lunch and so the children could run around the play place.
    As I'm sitting there eating a Big Mac I catch my best friend enter my vision. He is in uniform and cleaning the tables.
    At first, and for most of the next hour I was in a state of shock and couldn't keep from constantly looking up to see what he was doing.
    I hadn't seen my best friend in over 6 and a half years. He committed suicide in May of 2017.
    But there he was working at this god damn McDonald's again.
    On Sunday he was around 15 years of age again so I'm doing math trying to figure out if my best friend had a kid before he died. Maybe he had a kid he didn't even know of.
    Except this was him exactly around the age of 15. There was no visible difference whatsoever.
    He even was working the same (way too hard) and it's extra odd because when my friend was around 15 he too was also working at McDonalds and here he is doing it again at age 15 nearly 20 years later.
    I sat in the fucking portal to another dimension/McDonalds for a good long time starring at him for the first time in years.
    He never looked directly at me.
    At one point my mom called my phone and I decided to leave and while approaching the trash bin I was close enough to him to initiate a simple conversation and so I said "Hey, how's it going?".
    He ignored me and kept cleaning tables as if he was going to win a trophy for it.
    Then as I went back to grab my drink he came around from behind me to get to another table and he said to me "excuse me sir".
    That was the only thing that didn't match, his voice.
    That wasn't his voice but everything else was exactly him.
    I wasn't sure if I had died and hell was a McDonalds or what.
    My dumb ass should have snapped a picture but I did not.
    I'll go back to try and find him again and perhaps I'll get a picture with him.
    The only other weird thing that happened didn't happen to me but in town and that was a large spinning triangle craft was spotted slowly moving across the evening sky.
    https://www.whio.com/news/local/ufo-or-no-residents-montgomery-county-capture-videos-mysterious-lights-sky/LKZYIPXNSRGSDKGTTRMPL7BKGI/
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    TLDR

    Everyone answered "no"
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Bacon

    Ebaumsworld
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Sweaters

    Bacon
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra Wozny

    Sweaters
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ah thank you.
    I was just laying here in bed questioning what kind of porn wariat beat off to today while he waited for the kids to get out of school.
    Do your parents still speak to you?
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Lanny

    Bacon
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Nigga nigga nigga let's go deshawn.
    Hmu lmk footlocker
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