Posts by BeeReBuddy

2023-09-05 at 3:05 PM UTC in I SAW MY BEST FRIEND

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

UPDATE

I got no sleep last night (probably because I'm being haunted)

And also this happened....

I thought it was maybe a spider bite but the affected area has increased to almost 2 inches in diameter and I've been experiencing radiation sickness type symptoms although very slow to onset.

It's obvious that my best friend was equally likely to be a space demon time traveler from another deminsion who used the fleshly likeness of my BFF to draw me close and infect/poison me.

I'm so sad.

2023-09-05 at 12:49 PM UTC in I SAW MY BEST FRIEND

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

When I go back to investigate this individual, what is a good ice breaker to start a conversation so he doesn't immediately get spooked?

I've never (that I know of) talked to someone from another deminsion or a time traveler.

2023-09-05 at 4:13 AM UTC in I SAW MY BEST FRIEND

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^picture of my best friend a year and a half before he died.
Roughly 12 years older than when I saw him Sunday.

2023-09-05 at 4:07 AM UTC in I SAW MY BEST FRIEND

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

On Sunday afternoon I took my wife, the kid and my niece all to McDonalds for lunch and so the children could run around the play place.
As I'm sitting there eating a Big Mac I catch my best friend enter my vision. He is in uniform and cleaning the tables.
At first, and for most of the next hour I was in a state of shock and couldn't keep from constantly looking up to see what he was doing.
I hadn't seen my best friend in over 6 and a half years. He committed suicide in May of 2017.
But there he was working at this god damn McDonald's again.
On Sunday he was around 15 years of age again so I'm doing math trying to figure out if my best friend had a kid before he died. Maybe he had a kid he didn't even know of.
Except this was him exactly around the age of 15. There was no visible difference whatsoever.
He even was working the same (way too hard) and it's extra odd because when my friend was around 15 he too was also working at McDonalds and here he is doing it again at age 15 nearly 20 years later.
I sat in the fucking portal to another dimension/McDonalds for a good long time starring at him for the first time in years.
He never looked directly at me.
At one point my mom called my phone and I decided to leave and while approaching the trash bin I was close enough to him to initiate a simple conversation and so I said "Hey, how's it going?".
He ignored me and kept cleaning tables as if he was going to win a trophy for it.
Then as I went back to grab my drink he came around from behind me to get to another table and he said to me "excuse me sir".
That was the only thing that didn't match, his voice.
That wasn't his voice but everything else was exactly him.
I wasn't sure if I had died and hell was a McDonalds or what.
My dumb ass should have snapped a picture but I did not.
I'll go back to try and find him again and perhaps I'll get a picture with him.
The only other weird thing that happened didn't happen to me but in town and that was a large spinning triangle craft was spotted slowly moving across the evening sky.
https://www.whio.com/news/local/ufo-or-no-residents-montgomery-county-capture-videos-mysterious-lights-sky/LKZYIPXNSRGSDKGTTRMPL7BKGI/

2023-09-05 at 2:10 AM UTC in Anyone got a flipper zero?

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TLDR

Everyone answered "no"

2023-09-05 at 2:05 AM UTC in Word Association

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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Bacon

Ebaumsworld

2023-09-05 at 2:03 AM UTC in Word Association

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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Sweaters

Bacon

2023-09-05 at 2:02 AM UTC in Word Association

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Originally posted by aldra Wozny

Sweaters

2023-09-05 at 2:01 AM UTC in Damm one slutty older chick

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Ah thank you.
I was just laying here in bed questioning what kind of porn wariat beat off to today while he waited for the kids to get out of school.
Do your parents still speak to you?

2023-09-05 at 1:57 AM UTC in Word Association

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Originally posted by Chios Honey Lanny

Bacon

2023-09-05 at 12:38 AM UTC in Godamn I wish I was smoking Opium right now.

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Nigga nigga nigga let's go deshawn.
Hmu lmk footlocker

2023-08-31 at 12:46 PM UTC in chargers are nigger cars

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I want a Chrysler 300.

2023-08-30 at 3:29 PM UTC in Learning about my Family Tree

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I'm meeting with my pops in a few hours to hopefully gain some more info on my black ass.

Today at work I got my first taste of the white man's hate/racism when I was profiled for living near a PopEyes Chicken. It really sucked to be made fun of for the color of my skin because I'm proud of my skin.

Hopefully I can join the Black Panthers and make a positive difference for my people.

2023-08-29 at 3:27 PM UTC in Learning about my Family Tree

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i also have black people in my family tree

they are still hanging there

You're girlfriend has a penis.
I'd rather be black than whatever you are.

Also, how does it feel knowing a black guy is better than you.

Fukkin gay ass guy fukkin no guns honky

2023-08-29 at 3:24 PM UTC in Learning about my Family Tree

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Originally posted by RIPtotse if your black your def the tachozoma typa black dude, dont flatter yourself

Kiss my black ass.

2023-08-29 at 12:58 PM UTC in Learning about my Family Tree

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

It all started over the weekend with a call to my dad. I was catching up with him when he stated he had been looking into our family tree/genealogy or whatever.
That's when he said "I found a black guy in there. He was a freed slave."
Now my dad is not a jokester so when he said "son, you're black" you can bet my black ass that I'm black.
And having thought about it for the last couple days I can say that the signs were there.
I love bbq and chicken. I fuck a white woman. I'm uneducated and bad with money.
I do slave labor.
🙄
Love of malt liquor and marijuana.
Spends time in and out of jail.
The list goes on and on.

I tried looking up the information myself following my nigga dad's instructions but didn't manage to get as far back as he did. I'm going over to his house tomorrow to check out everything he came up with.

My wife is still trying to adjust. She is having trouble handling my bbc.

I plan on learning more about my roots. I'm going to watch the movie "Precious". And I'm thinking about buying one of those tubes you spit in that tells you where exactly you're from.

This is all very exciting for me. I'm proud to be black.