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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Let's see your boots.
    Your actually boots.
    I wanna see how they are holding up.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    Those look hideous.
    First off Wolverine is/was a Walmart brand boot. Everything about them is cheap and they generally suck on all counts.
    The grey part reminds me of this old bouncy ball I had in the 90's that was suppose to be a moon rock or asteroid.

    ^kind of like that.
    Do those boots make you feel like a stripper while you lace them up so high?
    Waterproof PLUS? Plus what? Plus you bought a shitty pair of loser boots that make you look like the cum dumpster faggot of the recycling center's apprentices.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Jfc fona yore the patriarch no get ur shit together.

    On secnd thought why are ou doing the womens work? Do u wear tbe pants? Drag ur wife out here now n have her speak to me

    Listen here boy.
    I aint signed myself up for this surely not.
    Frick man this all got sprung.
    Times done ticked and tocked I can't go back now.
    Live and learn I started days too late, ill prepared and uneducated with it.
    Not my cup of tea.
    Get togethers are gay AF and whatevs but for my fam I'll toil.
    Geez
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pour hydrogen peroxide in your ears, let it sit, then clean your ears out.

    It is fluid behind my ear drums you dirty dumb dick dweeb
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Those glasses are too big sir

    bro. I got 1 more month okayu you
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Story of my dick.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I was in a jail dorm of roughly 60 people when one daya new inmate showed up.
    He didn't say anything and went straight to his bunk and laid in it.
    That night on the news we watched as a story of a pedophile who was arrested for sexually abusing an underage girl who was mentally handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair.
    Low and behold it was the same son of a bitch who walked into the dorm earlier that day.
    As soon as the nighly news was over at 11:30 it was lights out and everyone was sent to their bunks.
    There was a lot of whispers of disgust.
    I had a good view of this pedo as his bunk was directly in front of mine. His bunk was on top and mine was on the bottom. so I was looking out above my feet at the top of his head.
    Laying awake reading a book I noticed someone moving quickly and down low toward the pedo's bunk.
    Suddenly that someone got to the pedo's bunk and punched him in the side of the head and went back to his own bunk.
    The pedo was hiding under his covered the whole night and the whole night every 30 minutes or so, someone would run up and punch this guy in the head.
    The next morning at breakfast we all had to line up for count and the pedo was visibly scared as fuck.
    When he went to get his breakfast tray the guy's serving the trays already knew and gave him a gross ass looking tray covered in salt and all fucked up looking food.
    No one allowed the pedo to sit and he ended up sitting in a corner in a plastic chair.
    By the time breakfast was over all the pedo's stuff back at his bunk had been stolen and his sheets were fucked and filthy.
    I watched this pedo be fucked with for a few days (probably 4) before he was rescued by the gaurds but before that every day and night people were punching and kicking him. He never got any sleep the entire time he was in the dorm and he never got anything to eat as all his food was poisoned with salt and who knows what else.
    I watched him get attacked every day at least a few times.
    No one seemed to want to outright beat the living piss out of him but it was very obvious all his attackers wanted to make his life hell by prolonging his torture by only hitting him enough to make it impossible for him to manage to do anything.
    In the shower he was beat. On the toilet he was beat. In his bed he was beat. Walking around he was beat.
    It was an eye opening experience and only after a few days of beatings and starving did the guards pull him our after the pedo snitched to the jail doctor.
    Needless to say they quit letting us watch the news after than.
    I'm sure he wound up murdered in prison but only after a long long time being abused himself.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    We got to a couple xmas bazaars. They both sucked.
    Then we went to a new grocery store that just opened but the prices were outrageous. It was $14 for a can of Chef Boy RD.
    Then we went home and I ate some macaroni and after that we took the Wagooner in for a lift kit install.
    Stopped at the boot store so I could buy new work boots. I absolutely hate boot shopping so it took 45 minutes of being mad before I found a pair of womens boots that I asked be special ordered.
    Went to jump in a bounce house.
    Grabbed a pizza.
    Watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I managed to get 88% of my xmas shopping done while at work this week.
    Feeling pretty good knowing that as I'm usually super indecisive about stuff.
    For 2 months I've been bleeding money and haven't gotten any overtime.
    Things are really annoying being in the red but it is what it is.
    Next year when work picks back up I'm going to squirrel money away instead of spend so much of it on impulsive retard shit.
    Anyways, looking back it's been a really good year.
    I hate the fucking holidays tbh and the only part I enjoy is watching kids open presents (I'm that old).
    Fucking Thanksgiving is next week and I'd rather not do anything but we will have people over I'm sure and then we will dislike them a lot.
    Today we are going to drive the Wagoneer to a couple xmas bazaars and then I'll go to Boot Country and pick out some new work boots for my footsies.
    Hope you all have a great day and no one dies.
    xoxo
    -Fona
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm weighing the pros and cons but tbh have never owned a projector.
    My guess is the difference between the 2 are a tv is a tv and stands alone where as a projector will need a screen and also stereo equitment.
    Am I right?
    What am I missing?
    Which is better and why?
    I'm looking for something to put in my basement which has a kinda lower ceiling if that matters.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Omg she only eats Takis. No wonder she is so....
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Cut the strands off and spray layers of flex seal. Smooth out uneven spots with bubble gum.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Niggles What kiind of fucking phone is that fona

    Doogee VMAX
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo 2 SOON

    He would insult you then cackle
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    $200


    $2400

    $80

    $priceless

    I had a great time. It was a very eclectic store and I can't wait to go back.
    The first lamp is French and I can't even plug it in lol.
    The table is Italian I think.
    The search lights are fairly cheap tbh but I like them.
    And the painting is probably Vietnam.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Joe Biden's little army man is all COVID boostered and ready to die for the jedis in the middle east. Take your orders and calm down. Maybe if your lucky and survive I'll drop you at the VA hospital to be ignored and fucked with.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm so excited. My appointment is at 2pm today.
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