I drove the price up $64 but someone has their max bid up past my comfort zone. If it was a different time of year I'd chuck a few more tens at it. Something about these old portable monsters rubs me a certain way and I like it.
You could have picked up an addict hooker for ten bucks but instead you drove across 3 states and got stood/used up by a Junior in high school. Bravo KOF bravo.
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
RIPtotse can we live in ur Is basement in split rent. You will probably have to soundproof the walls though, Unless you fancy falling asleep to her moans 😈
Her moans be sounding a lot like "Help me. I'm trapped in this weirdos basement."
Originally posted by Kafka
I opened it and shockingly my things from 2005 were in it. I have no recollection of putting them there.
Pic of it being open then...
You're a fucking liar because when you made the thread you said you only had that same day to open it and then you were leaving. That was a week or more ago by now. Stop being such a liar.
KOF is going to meet an underaged girl. I just got off the phone with him and could hear him at a gas station asking the store clerk to put more pennies in the take a penny leave a penny thing because he was $3 short trying to buy 40 ounces and condoms.
Those look hideous. First off Wolverine is/was a Walmart brand boot. Everything about them is cheap and they generally suck on all counts. The grey part reminds me of this old bouncy ball I had in the 90's that was suppose to be a moon rock or asteroid. ^kind of like that. Do those boots make you feel like a stripper while you lace them up so high? Waterproof PLUS? Plus what? Plus you bought a shitty pair of loser boots that make you look like the cum dumpster faggot of the recycling center's apprentices.
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Jfc fona yore the patriarch no get ur shit together.
On secnd thought why are ou doing the womens work? Do u wear tbe pants? Drag ur wife out here now n have her speak to me
Listen here boy. I aint signed myself up for this surely not. Frick man this all got sprung. Times done ticked and tocked I can't go back now. Live and learn I started days too late, ill prepared and uneducated with it. Not my cup of tea. Get togethers are gay AF and whatevs but for my fam I'll toil. Geez
I was in a jail dorm of roughly 60 people when one daya new inmate showed up. He didn't say anything and went straight to his bunk and laid in it. That night on the news we watched as a story of a pedophile who was arrested for sexually abusing an underage girl who was mentally handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair. Low and behold it was the same son of a bitch who walked into the dorm earlier that day. As soon as the nighly news was over at 11:30 it was lights out and everyone was sent to their bunks. There was a lot of whispers of disgust. I had a good view of this pedo as his bunk was directly in front of mine. His bunk was on top and mine was on the bottom. so I was looking out above my feet at the top of his head. Laying awake reading a book I noticed someone moving quickly and down low toward the pedo's bunk. Suddenly that someone got to the pedo's bunk and punched him in the side of the head and went back to his own bunk. The pedo was hiding under his covered the whole night and the whole night every 30 minutes or so, someone would run up and punch this guy in the head. The next morning at breakfast we all had to line up for count and the pedo was visibly scared as fuck. When he went to get his breakfast tray the guy's serving the trays already knew and gave him a gross ass looking tray covered in salt and all fucked up looking food. No one allowed the pedo to sit and he ended up sitting in a corner in a plastic chair. By the time breakfast was over all the pedo's stuff back at his bunk had been stolen and his sheets were fucked and filthy. I watched this pedo be fucked with for a few days (probably 4) before he was rescued by the gaurds but before that every day and night people were punching and kicking him. He never got any sleep the entire time he was in the dorm and he never got anything to eat as all his food was poisoned with salt and who knows what else. I watched him get attacked every day at least a few times. No one seemed to want to outright beat the living piss out of him but it was very obvious all his attackers wanted to make his life hell by prolonging his torture by only hitting him enough to make it impossible for him to manage to do anything. In the shower he was beat. On the toilet he was beat. In his bed he was beat. Walking around he was beat. It was an eye opening experience and only after a few days of beatings and starving did the guards pull him our after the pedo snitched to the jail doctor. Needless to say they quit letting us watch the news after than. I'm sure he wound up murdered in prison but only after a long long time being abused himself.
