2023-08-15 at 12:48 PM UTC
Guy's a fucking joke.
Should have been fired a dozen times over by now.
Constantly late and is always fucked up at work.
A couple times he's come out of the bathroom and left shit smeared on stuff and in the trash can.
Everyone knows he is messed up but no one does anything about it because anytime anyone has in the past they get hit with the threat of retaliation.
Fucked up guy's cousin is the supervisor and his other cousin works here too so they constantly cover for him.
Well yesterday he was so fucked up that he could barely stay awake and apparently on the way home he flipped his car and now he is in the hospital.
Everyone is really happy (except his douche bag cousins) because we all hate the guy.
Hopefully they amputate his arms and legs. That would be funny.
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2023-08-15 at 12:51 PM UTC
nice and you watched them?? sick pervert
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2023-08-15 at 3:06 PM UTC
Back in England when I was a building manager one of the tenants was a bridal gown manufactuer and there was a young kid (17 or so) working there as warehouse boy.
On the 6th floor which was empty we stored a bunch of crap previous tenants had left behind...there was the lower half (from the waist down of a mannequin on a stand so it was upright but obviously missing the top part of it's body.
Anyway the kid from the bridal place used to go in in the goods lift from his floor to the 6th floor and store cardboard boxes there which we allowed.
I goes up there one day, unlock the door and he comes rushing round the corner red faced and I said "what you doin?" and he said "Just dropped off some cardboard" and heads down in the goods lift.
I was suspicious so I walked in the back where he came from to see what he'd been up to and then I saw it...the lower half of the maniquin was there with a blob of cum on the floor between it's legs. He'd been fucking the thing.
I went down to his floor and said to him "Dude, you need to get back up there and clean your mess up" he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about until I asked him..."do you want me to tell everyone?"
Sick bastard.
..oh and I could never look at Lilly the same way again...
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2023-08-15 at 3:08 PM UTC
The untouchables are required to touch themselves…..it’s their only choice.
2023-08-15 at 3:11 PM UTC
im surprised they havent put female cloths over male man-nequin in covert support of the LBGT² community,
2023-08-16 at 6:06 AM UTC
kick
Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
Fonaplats bro, we have to grip game pardner
2023-08-16 at 6:07 AM UTC
maybe you shouldnt worry about the guy so much it sounds like youre jealous that he has a good gimmick going
2023-08-16 at 1:16 PM UTC
It's one thing to be high at work, I've stayed high to some degree at every single job I've ever had, but damn can't you wait to beat your little meat til you get home? I guess they want some jack pay guess I can't say I blame him.
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2023-08-28 at 3:56 PM UTC
If it was a female wouldn't it be a womannequin?
I tell jokes for a living.
2023-09-07 at 7:59 PM UTC
Update
He missed 2 days of work after flipping his car and the following week was scheduled vacation time.
He came back the next Monday after vacation and I didn't talk to him.
Tuesday I ran into him and told him to buy a slow car and slow down with it.
He proceeded to tell me about how great the pain killers at the hospital were....
The next day he wasn't at work on time and I told his cousin that "he's probably just driving the speed limit".
Well, he never showed and got himself fired because he has over 60 points and you're suppose to be terminated at 5 point.
I applied for his job just to piss off him in my memory.
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