2022-02-19 at 7:41 PM UTC
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Fona 2-19-2022
IDK if it is my girlfriend's internet or my old computer but shit is slow as fuck over here.
I'm trying to download TF2 on my old computer so Rabbitweed and I can play.
In the meantime I might run to go look at shitty rugs.
Don't have time right now to watch the video but I applaud you for fixing it yourself if that is what you ended up doing in the video.
I've saved countless dollars on repairmen and new appliances just by taking the back off and pulling out the schematic and installing a part that costs $10-25 dollars that I'd been quoted hundreds for.
2022-02-18 at 5:25 PM UTC
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Fona 2-18-2022
Good morning.
I'm feeling a lot better than I have the last few days.
Anyways, I want my mother fucking Lancer back.
And um... don't really have time to go get it today before work so I'll just be doing laundry and getting ready for the weekend.
At some point I need to find some batteries to put in the cat's automatic food dispenser because they unplugged the cord yesterday and it is a bitch to reprogram all the feeding times and the clock.
I was too sick all week to think about anything let alone make plans for this weekend so I'm not sure at all what I'll end up getting into.
I've got a few goals for it though.
1 - Show up at the mechanics and get the Lancer back whether it is fixed or not. The weather will only get warmer and I'll either dick with it myself, sell it as is or I'll find someone who will actually work on it.
2 - Introduce my cats to my girlfriend's dogs on Sunday.
3 - Get some fried chicken.
Other than that I'm sure it will be more of the usual along with maybe going somewhere for the kid to run around and have fun doing something or other.
I meant to go to my mom's house this week and help her with some stuff but I never got to it so if I end up going there I might take some stuff over to store at her house and get it out of my apartment. Not much stuff but just enough so I'll have less to move later.
Anyways, I only have 2 hours left today before work. I didn't fall asleep until after 3:30 last night and I woke up at 5:30 to my phone going off. I fell back asleep until 11:00 but wasted nearly an hour watching videos on facebook. With the little time left in my day I plan on getting laundry done and getting ready for work. Mostly I'm trying to keep it simple and conserve energy for work today.
Hopefully I'll get out a little early tonight. Last week we got done a half hour early or maybe it was an hour but any extra time to enjoy my weekend is much appreciated. I've got all my bills all straight for next month so I have no worries about losing an hour of pay.
Hope you all are having a great day.
OP, are you saving up for a car?
I thought I bullied him into leaving...
Did he come back and you bullied him or were we all just bullying him to begin with?
2022-02-18 at 6:39 AM UTC
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Turns out I was poisoned.
I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.
2022-02-17 at 7:18 PM UTC
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I need a wrist watch.
Can't have my phone on me at work as there is too much risk it will end up broken.
Any suggestions on a decent cheap watch?
Need something without sharp edges and that won't get snagged on stuff too easily.
Also, I have small wrists so keep that in mind.
2022-02-17 at 7:15 PM UTC
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Fona 2-17-2022
I feel pretty weak and gross but I managed to eat a can of chicken and dumplings.
About to head to work.
Hopefully today goes smooth and I'm able to come home and do something other than shit piss and not sleep.
2022-02-17 at 5:32 PM UTC
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Fona 2-17-2022
Earlier this week I talked about sticking to a schedule and doing more with my time but being sick these last couple days has destroyed all possibility of me focusing on anything more than just getting to work and not calling off on my new job.
I think I'll make it today.
2022-02-17 at 5:28 PM UTC
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Fona 2-17-2022
Work went good last night and I had felt better than yesterday.
Then I got home and immediately felt like shit again.
Barely managed to shower before laying down and calling it quits.
Slept horribly and kept waking up feeling really hot and dehydrated.
Woke up at 8:30am sick as fuck and turned on the air conditioner to try and cool down.
Managed to catch another couple hours of sleep before waking up at noon.
Now I have 2 hours before I'm due to leave for work.
Really hoping I can eat something and get some fluids in me that don't just come back out.
Hope you all are having a good day.
2022-02-16 at 3:39 PM UTC
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Fona 2-16-2022
Just did an exit interview survey for my last job.
Ended up calling them cunts...
Said "have fun going out of business again..."
Yesterday I turned down yet another job I had applied for that called me back to tell me I could start.
My current job seems pretty easy and straight forward.
Right now I've just been doing dumb "stay out the way" bitch work but I quite enjoy it.
2022-02-16 at 3:33 PM UTC
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Fona 2-16-2022
Good morning.
I'm alive.
Last night was pretty rough and I'm feeling a little better today.
Haven't ate anything in 34 hours and I'm feeling kind of weak.
My stomach has emptied everything out of me.
I'm pretty sure I can eat something now.
Going to try and find something around here that doesn't sound disgusting to eat.
Right now I'm doing my normal routine and finishing up my coffee.
Hopefully today goes good.
2022-02-15 at 7:10 PM UTC
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Fona 2-15-2022
Ate way too much last night.
Got up today feeling sluggish and bloated.
Barely got anything done because I slept extra long trying to get some rest.
Went to Walmart and felt like shit as I tried to get groceries.
They didn't have a lot of stuff and I was gone pretty quick.
Came home and laid down for 45 minutes still feeling like shit.
Finally got up and started getting ready for work.
Decided to try and puke up my guts which wasn't very hard at all and my gosh I didn't know I had so much in me.
Anyways, feeling lots better now.
About time to go to work.
Maybe now I can eat some breakfast.
2022-02-15 at 4:51 PM UTC
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Fona's Dinner
I really regret eating all that last night.
Was up multiple times throughout the night with a belly ache.
It's almost 12 hours later and I still feel full.
2022-02-15 at 7:21 AM UTC
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Fona's Dinner
I ate it all and now I have to shit real bad.
I'd probably start shitting on me, calling out all my defects and go about abusing myself until I'd get in a fight with me and go to our room where I'd tell me to leave me alone and please shut up.
Honestly I think I'd drag us down as 2 of me would be like 2 negatives but they are both zeros so even as a positive it's still a zero and maybe that wouldn't make things worse but it would keep them from ever being more than zero.
If it was just one of me at least I wouldn't be able to tell my own jokes.
Im confused but I know I'd lose.
Bonus question: Would you fuck you first or get fucked by yourself first?
