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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    On one hand I do want to go help him but it's a long drive and I won't even be able to stay and kick it with him.

    On the other hand I don't want to call the police to help.

    For whatever reason I feel like I need to do something though.

    Maybe I'll just call and get a pizza delivered and add in the instructions to deliver it to the silver Scion XB and please help my buddy out of his handcuffs and chains. (keys are on the front seat). And then leave a decent tip.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by mmQ That video just made me feel 10x better about my life.

    I will pay you $44 NOT to go save him.

    I re-watched the video and saw at least 2 possible future piss jugs.
    What I didn't see was anything to eat or drink.
    Also, the way he is positioned I doubt he can even zip up his coat.
    Right now it is in the mid forties outside but tonight it will be in the twenties and anyone who has ever slept in a car knows how terribly uncomfortable it gets with the windows rolled up and all the condensation from just breathing.
    He will have a really shitty night if he stays there.

    I'm unsure of if he will scream out for help and something tells me he would rather not go to the psych ward again and that is probably what would happen.
    Imagine some random guy yelling at you through his rolled up car window for your attention and then trying to explain this situation in hopes of getting you to help him.
    I don't know about you guys but I would probably just call the cops and walk away.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im seriously getting a little worried about him.
    This whole thing is stupid as fuck.

    I can only imagine the police and fire department standing around scratching their heads while Kellen tries to explain why he is chained to the backseat of his car while his phone and keys are laying up front on his floorboard.

    EMT: "Sir, what the hell are you doing."

    Kellen: "I'm going to Florida."

    EMT: "Why are you chained up in your backseat?"

    Kellen: "God wants Candyrein and me to get tans."

    EMT: "Sir, what's in the briefcase?"

    Kellen: "A bomb."
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I wonder how long until he pisses himself...
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update: No answer.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up.
    Drove to the post office to mail package.
    Came home and ate breakfast.
    Still hungry.
    Going to do laundry and clean a little before the weekend.
    Today should be a short day at work but I don't know if that means I get out an hour early or 4 hours early.
    I had another job offer this morning that initially pays better but the job is harder and caps out at less than if I stayed at where I'm working now.
    I turned down the job offer.
    Can't help but feel like I am forgetting something today.
    My Lancer is still at the shop and I haven't heard anything. Not even what is wrong with it.
    I'm a little annoyed as I dropped it off 4 fucking weeks ago.
    The guy told me he would call me but he hasn't and I haven't heard anything since last Monday or Tuesday. If he isn't working on it I want it back so I can get it worked on. I really don't think that is too unreasonable or a request.
    I'm going to give him a call now and see what the status is on it.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Help me pancake, I'm chained to the seat and I'm about to throw my phone in the front seat



    Ok yea and i'm turning siri an my fone off


    He is 212 miles round trip for me to go take a lolzy video and get him out.
    I only get 16 miles to the gallon so I would need 13.25 gallons of gas and it is running right around $3.30 a gallon.
    If anyone wants to paypal me $44 I'll go and let him out of his car.
    If not he freezes to death and that's on you.

    https://paypal.me/Fonaplats?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

    All proceeds will go toward gas and good times.

    (Paypal wouldn't let me create a fundraiser to get a black man out of chains)
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If I left now I would be late getting to work.
    My day is suppose to be a short one so I might be able to help out afterwards but my guess is by then the meds will have worn off and he will start screaming for help.
    He didn't look to be in a very comfortable position leaning forward.
    Luckily he parked his car next to the dumpster that is inside that fence.
    Hopefully he will get someone's attention.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    As someone who knows this man personally I can guarantee that he is in fact handcuffed and chained to the back seat of his Scion XB and is basically fucked.
    "What am I going to do? Scream and get sent to the psych ward"

    Answer: probably...

    I have to be at work in a few hours and don't have time to go all the fuck way out to Baltimore for this shit.
    Technologist, you take this one. You're closer.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My 2nd day at work went well.
    I'm getting the layout of the place down better and also getting use to the funky controls their forklifts have.
    A couple people came up to me today to interact and introduce themselves.
    Everyone seems super friendly and cool.
    I'm quite enjoying it.
    Also, I'm getting ripped.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Getting ready for my 2nd day of work.
    Hopefully it all goes smooth.
    The hardest part for me will probably be getting use to constantly driving backwards and not steering into anything.
    Forklift controls are touchy and these are not the lifts I am use to driving.
    By far annoying as fuck to use but what better time to be slow as shit then when I'm new.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Both my state and federal tax return got accepted.
    :)
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just run out the fire exit you pussy.
    You're already on camera anyways.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Made another listing on marketplace and offerup.
    Trying to sell some dumbass computer fans I paid $4 for at the liquidation outlet.
    They cost $50 new and I asked $25.
    I'll be pretty happy if I can make money by going to the liquidation outlet and buying shit.
    Pretty sure that's what a lot of those people go there to do anyways.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just submitted my taxes. I entered all my info in the other week but never submitted it.
    I still have to file city taxes but I don't know my account number so fuck it.
    I'm sure I screwed something up but I don't make much money so who cares.
    All I know is I'm done with it now.

    Now I am fixing lunch and getting ready to leave for work in 2 hours.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Who offers the cheapest shipping for inside the 48 states?
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Work went well tonight.
    I'm happy to get to go back tomorrow.
    The pay is good and the hours are too.
    Fuck my old job.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got my hair cut.
    Went to Walmart to look for a new lunchbox but they were out of the one I wanted.
    Checked a Tractor Supply store but saw nothing.
    Stopped and got a $5 Biggie Bag at Wendys.
    Now I'm home with just a little time left before I have to leave.
    Going to clean out the cat box and get ready.
    I'm going to try and be there a couple minutes early.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My Arduino got 180 views in an hour and a half...
    Fucking put it together bitch but pay me first.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I posted an item on OfferUp and again on FB Marketplace.
    Going to look around for something else to sell I guess...
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