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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley Hi everybody I was moleested by a 15 year old boy but really all he did was grab my weiner and ask me to grab his and it caused me to become a homosexual. Maybe. I think I might've ended up like this either way. I also had sex with my psychologist in the retard center and thought I loved him a lot and then I Found out his husband was active duty military personal and he wanted nothing to do with me outside of the center :(
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The kid went down for a nap giving us a few precious moments to CLEAN THE DOG COUCH and to sweet up CAT NIP.
    Also got the dishes put away, and a load of laundry started.
    Now I am going to clean up my office a tad and possibly pay a bill.
    We are both exhausted. She has been up since 5am and I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night.
    All my girlfriend wanted to do this weekend was go lay pool side and bake in the hot sweltering sun but alas it was overcast and also poured pretty hard here.
    I have 80 pages of benefits and employee handbook crap to start getting through.
    Once the kid gets up we will more than likely go to a park or something to try and wear her out again.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Hellnahandbasket BUY MY NFT!!!! https://mintable.app/collectibles/item/CandyCoin-Zirconium-Cryptocoin-commemorative-zirconium-challenge-coin/lEOG8Wz9aoCatFa



    I stole your NFT.
    I'm printing copies now.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting

    Please PM me the link and I'll try to buy it.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost the term "Groomers" is banned on twitter, facebook, reddit, discord and even bastard factory.

    places it's allowed: 4chan, kiwifarms, niggasinspace

    https://www.dailydot.com/debug/twitter-ban-groomers-lgbtq-slur/
    https://www.dailydot.com/debug/reddit-post-inspires-calls-twitter-ban-anti-lgbtq-groomer-slur/

    What do you think folx do you support the banning of any discussion on groomers, noncery, pedophiles and child rape as the modern social media platforms are doing?

    Or do you think it's okay for the left and right to hurl shit at each other calling politicians and liberals GROOMERS THAT WANT TO HARM CHILDREN?

    How far is too far? Should wariat be banned from talking about that stuff like he is on mainstream social media platforms?


    Is that HTS?
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Some people idolize the green power ranger.
    Some idolize their favorite wrestler.
    For as long as I can remember my hero has always been Dolly Parton.
    And next month I am going to Dolly World to finally meet her.
    Suck on that!
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Something cheap and basic like a Jaguar or whatever the black kid's are driving these days.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The accent. I bought one ne in 2003.Put 250000 on it before a tree limb fell and smashed it. The only repairs it ever required was a power steering pump at around 150k and the ball joints about 10k later.

    I read some lady's review that was nearly word for word what you wrote.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Both have 140k miles.
    Both have a 4cyl engine.
    Both are clean.

    The Sonata,





    The Accent,




    From what I have read the Accent has a longer life expectancy than the Sonata and also get's better gas mileage.

    Although the Sonata looks cosmetically better.

    Both are blue in color.

    Anyways, the Accent is available for me to go get first thing tomorrow morning where as the Sonata is currently in Michigan and the guy said he can bring it to town on Friday and I can get it Friday.

    The Accent is priced at $2500.
    The Sonata is priced at $3000.

    What should I do?
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting Also hows the landscaping where it meets the foundation. Slope the dirt away from the house, i bet its sloping toward the foundation

    everything is flat here
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning all.
    Hope everyone had a great weekend.
    Mine wasn't too bad.
    A lot of decent relaxing got done and knocked out some goals too.
    I'll be honest that ever since we went and looked at that camper van on Saturday the excitement of owning a van has left my soul.
    As much as I would love to have a big comfy van with big comfy seats I feel like the whole headache is no longer worth it.
    For now at least I will no longer be chasing that dream.

    Anyways, today is my first day as a hired on employee at the place I've worked for the last few months.
    First business I will be taking care of is getting my time card.
    Second business will be immediately putting in for a weeks vacation.
    It's pretty short notice but I gotta try as this is about the only real time left for me to pull something off this year that isn't just an extended weekend.
    Other than that I will be going in early everyday for the next 2 weeks to make my already bigger pay check even bigger.

    As for this morning I need to vacuum the water out of the basement again.
    Take a shower because I don't remember when I last took one.
    And I need to get ready for work.

    Anyone got any plans for today?
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Girlfriend, kid, and I along with my mom and my 6 year old niece have decided to vacation in the coming weeks.
    Originally we thought about flying down to Florida somewhere.
    Beach front is important and kid friendly is a must.
    After doing some research we have determined that a closer beach withing driving distance would save a considerable amount of money.
    So now I'm looking at South Carolina but am still open to suggestion.
    Myrtle Beach has always seemed like somewhere everyone has stories about going to but I've never been.

    Does anyone have any niggestions?
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So we went to carmax to return my girlfriend's new Mazda cx30 because she couldn't see over the wheel and 3 grueling hours later we left with a color changing Camry.

    I tried to do something nice for my girlfriend by buying her the car of her dreams,



    The asking price was $2100 and I was ready to go get it but my girlfriend started being a complete happiness jedi and got all mad.

    She said, I really don't want a beautiful Fiero GT with 144k miles and 2 sets of wheels. Why don't you go buy the van you always wanted instead?

    So I got van searching again and hit this guy up,



    $3k about to be well spent I thought but as we left carmax my girlfriend said she was hungry.

    So I take her and buy her sushi for lunch.

    I was really sure we were about to go get my dream van but then she hit me with "I just want to go home and do laundry".

    So there you go fuys.
    My girlfriend ruined our weekend.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up this morning and the whole house smelled like flower vomit.
    My girlfriend said she changed out a glade plugin.
    It is so strong I felt nauseas and before I knew what it was I thought about chain smoking a few cigarettes on the couch to make it smell better.
    The last 2 days of work have been a little rough and my body is feeling it right now.
    I finally acquired the hardware to replace the bathroom faucet and had originally hoped to have it done today but there just aint no damn way.
    Yesterday I spent a great deal of time looking for my forever van and I did find a few I was interested in but after sleeping on it and looking at them more they just don't make my pussy wet.
    My plan is to keep on looking and hopefully soon I'll have a nice rad Fona-Van to do shenanigans in.
    Anyways, as far as today goes I'll hopefully get to work early again for more OT and other than that I don't really give much a fuck.
    Time is running out for my morning so I'll probably dilly dally with a couple things at home if I can manage not to puke from that glade plugin.
    Hope you all are doing well today.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm so bummed right now that some jack ass is probably going to buy that van before I even get to look at it.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Messaged with the guy this morning. I'm waiting on an address.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Fonaplats#4512
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    About to head off to work.
    Hoping to start an hour early today.
    I feel like I got a few things done at home but none of it is worth sharing about.
    Hope you all have a great afternoon.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




    Seller wants $1100.
    Says it runs good but is missing a catalytic converter.
    Has 186k miles.
    Paint is a little chipped and has minor hail damage.

    The money I'd save driving it to work would quickly pay for the car.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Seller wants $2800 for it.
    Has 133k miles.
    Has a few scratches and a bit of rust.

    What do you fink?
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