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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley Space/stars is a good one too.

    Yeah, maybe she wants some of those glow in the dark starts on her ceiling.
    I mean, she already has a projector that does that and moves though...
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley Bro do something with her. Fuck a gift. Take her to a museum and let her get an educational book about a subject she likes then read with her little parts of the book. She gets one page you get one page. That's what the child (assuming she likes you) wants more than anything. Experiences, bonding, learning and continuance of those 3 things with you.

    I recommend butterflies or dinosaurs.

    That's so wrong Brad.
    You'd think that's what a kid would want but it is far from the truth.
    They just want unicorn poop slime and someone to bring them snacks on demand.
    Any and all outings usually go to shit within an hour.
    They don't appreciate that kind of stuff.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley What kinda camera? Isn't she like 4?

    It's a dumb shitty kids camera that probably will break in a month but that's okay because she will be bored with it after a day.
    It's hard buying stuff for young kids as they don't yet have the skills needed to operate or play with fun toys so they are pretty much left with random plastic crap toys that make noises at them.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Mowed the grass.
    Did the dishes.
    Got the trash out.
    Ordered the kid a digital camera for her birthday.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I single handedly chased Chronically Amy from the internet and stopped her pity party by repeatedly calling her out.
    Pretty sure she got a job at some call center part time and spends the other part of her time being retarded in other ways.

    Tiffani Ntanos is actually disabled but I harassed her too because her pity party was neglecting to inform everyone that she did it to herself and instead of owning up to it she tried to sue some innocent man (and lost).
    Her channel is pretty much deleted now and she has stopped with the woe is me bullshit.
    I think she is a testimonial writer for a chair company now.

    Im glad I saved those insufferable women from long drawn out worthless lives.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Artists
    Street performers
    Street racers
    Drug addicts
    Homeless people
    The unemployed
    Players of sports
    Anyone with gauged ears
    People with neck/face tattoos
    Telemarketers
    Business owners who simply sub contract out work and act like middle men.
    Anyone who wears Nike shoes.
    Alcoholics
    Jay walkers
    Chronic illness fakers
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning friends.
    Woke up bright and early today so I could take my girlfriend's dog to the vet for an allergy shot.
    I left her dog there so I could go home and have some peace and quiet.
    The kid's birthday is in 1 week and I don't know what to get her.
    Last year was easy because she didn't have so much stuff already but now there are not many toys for her age that she doesn't already have.
    Was thinking on getting her a camera because she really likes looking at pictures and maybe she would like taking pictures too.
    Work went well last night although slightly busier than expected.
    Today should be smooth though.
    Anyways, I've got a decent amount of time before work and should probably try to figure out something around here to do.
    I guess I'll start with buying a couple birthday presents and then maybe move on to a chore or 2.
    Kind of hungry though and really want to gobble a bunch of food and take a mid morning nap.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've been sleeping so good in our new bed.
    Woke up today feeling so rested and fresh.
    Was suppose to have another estimate for gutters this morning but they tried cancelling on me over the weekend and then blew my phone up at 8am hours before our appointment and then didn't show up.
    I've got a lot of little stuff to do this week but nothing too major.
    Hoping to start my Chantix soon but I'm waiting for a good day to do it and so far I haven't had a morning where I've woke up ready.
    I'm going to work my regular hours this week and try to find something fun for my girlfriend and I to do on our weekend together coming up.
    As for today I'm just going to try and put some stuff away before work and clean up a bit.
    Hope everyone is enjoying their Tuesday.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I don't post about my brother on account of we really don't hang out or do anything together.
    Time to time I'll message him to see what's new but that is all.
    Well back toward the beginning of the year he brought over his new girlfriend for a holiday get together.
    She didn't seem very interesting to me but was just the kind of woman I expected him to end up with again.
    My brother has worked at Lowes for 15 years and recently quit to take a job as a used window salesman and about a month and a half ago he started talking about how he was trying to move so that his kid could attend school in a better district.
    I'll admit I sort of thought the whole thing to be ludacris as there just was not enough time for anyone to really find, let alone close on a house and move.
    Well today my mom came over to our house which was really odd because she never ever comes over to anywhere I am staying and I mean at all.
    The last 3 places I've lived I think I have seen her come over twice including today and the time before she wouldn't get out of her car in the parking lot of my old apartment.
    Anyways, she comes inside and starts jibber jabbering talking about how my brother and his new girlfriend bought a house together and how it's a mansion...
    Yes, a mansion supposedly.
    I kinda brushed it off as whatever but then she pulls out her phone and I'm not kidding when I say that it is indeed a fucking mansion.


    (not it but pretty close)

    So I'm scratching my head at this point half annoyed my mom came to our slum just to brag that my brother is a successful house husband now.
    Trying to figure out just how the hell his girlfriend apparently can afford such a gigantic house my herself because I know he didn't chip in.
    The previous owners built the house and lived there for 16 years but grew tired of trying to furnish all the rooms and that's why they sold it.
    It's one of those big 30k sq foot houses with 8 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms, movie theater, 6 car garage, 18 hole indoor golf course on 50+ acres with a fully stocked pond in the backyard.

    Now, I am happy for my brother but he couldn't afford to fix the hold in his last roof after living there for 10 years and now he is in a mega mansion and all I can hope is that his girlfriend is really secure in her job because my brother sells used windows and probably can't afford the grass the mailbox is planted on.

    Anyways, if it was a competition I forfeit.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "hold"!
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by blaster master Glad you're okay bud.

    What part of that non sense made you think he is okay at all.
    Clearly he is delusional still and very much a menace and burden on society.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good afternoon guys.
    Our new zero gravity massaging bed came yesterday.
    It is so comfortable and relaxing that I barely found the will to get out of it this morning.
    We have been relaxing so far this weekend.
    Tried to go to dinner last night but the kid was throwing a fit so we got our food to go.
    Stopped at Ollies yesterday and that was fun.
    Anyways, today we are just kicking it some more I guess.
    Suppose I should probably try and do a couple of things around the house.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley i didn't shower with the socks on, i put the old ones back on after thsi mornigns shower.

    I"m buying them at a walmart.

    A good pillow costs about 20-35$.
    A purple pillow is $150 minimum. Anything else is just a bag of rocks.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Why did you shower with your socks on?

    Are you buying your clothes at the gas station?

    A good pillow costs around $175.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning guys.
    I'm pretty much all better from being sick.
    Work went well last night.
    Came home and slept pretty decent.
    Anyways, I've got several little chores to do before work today and none of them should take very long.
    Hoping that today at work will be another easy day.
    I told my boss I wasn't coming in early if there was no extra equipment to use and especially since I won't be making any OT anyways this week.
    There is always more money out there if I need it.
    Right now I am trying to figure out how to procure the tools necessary to finish replacing the basement windows before it cools off too much this year.
    I replaced 3 of them in the Spring but still have 3 more to go.
    And I need to forget about that and find someone to do my gutters.
    Fuck....
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    im confused
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning everyone.
    Feeling pretty good today.
    Looking forward to going back to work.
    4 day week now and then 4 days next week too.
    eeeee`EEEEE how fun.

    Trying to catch up on stuff at home before I go to work today.
    Since I've been pretty much asleep for the last 2 or 3 days I honestly have no idea where to start.
    All I know is there is a lot for me to catch up on and anything I end up crossing off my list will be one less thing for later.

    Anyways, about to shave and shower, eat something and change out the sheets again.
    Maybe I'll go ahead and gather up the trash. The damn trash can is full AF as I don't think it got taken to the alley last week or maybe it did...
    I've got a lightbulb to change and dishes to put away.
    And I'm hungry AF so probably should eat.

    TTYL
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up today and felt fine.
    Got some sleep.
    My energy is back.
    My appetite is back.
    Planning to go to work for my regular 8 hours today and skip the OT so that I'm able to sort of take it easy just in case.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bradley Is your gf rubbing your back and sucking your dick alot

    I don't want my dick sucked right now.
    She is not running my back and my massaging bed won't be here until Saturday
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I took a sick day today. I could make it through work if I absolutely had too but I'd probably spend 8 hours wishing I was anywhere else.
    My plan is to use today to try and eat, and regain my strength.
    My boss asked me if I wanted to call it Covid and I said absolutely not.
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