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Posts by Firekrochfatty

  1. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Their asses are way beyond perfect... it's stunning to watch it sometimes, at least for me. I like that they are not Barbies, or porn barbies either, and just real.
  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I thought you were a girl now I can't sexually harass you anymore

    No Worries man, I figured the profile was givin' y'all trouble in believing me. I'm "Wicked", from DH. I wasn't lying when I said was a really hideous looking, muscular viking looking dude.
  3. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I seriously hope all goes amazingly well with everything y'all...
  4. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Brazilian lesbian ass eating (pornhub) an absolute must for an ass eating fetish.
  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Yup. you say some cool shit man. Stay. If ya gotta go for a bit, just be dormant. *Raises organic five berry/coffee bean/vanilla coconut milk (So Delicious Brand) smoothie*
  6. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I wish I could go back to change some of the decisions I've made.... so many things I'd have done different. And millions of regrets, but maybe it created wisdom along the way... one thing is for certain, I certainly enjoy life to the fullest... and I enjoy the incredible experiences I have had, seen and witnessed... I wouldn't trade it for all of hell itself....
  7. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I was in Chicago, and my father was good friends with some of the South Koreans there, and they gave him some and he brought it home. It was 1964, summer, one of the highlights...
  8. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I really miss good Kimchi. Chopsticks are good for just about everything though, with the exception of fluid type soup.
  9. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Teak are very sharp, light, and extremely hard. They also have a decent base to go into your palm. Metal caused issues of slippage of blood for me with removal. Teak, not so much. It does slightly hurt some when you stab, but it goes WAAY into them. Put them in between your little and ring finger, and the other between your middle and point finger... also it helps to have thick callouses on your palms and fingers. Don't stab gingerly. Thrust lightning fast and thrust your shoulder and body at the last minute for max power. Your stance should be sideways to better observe and be a smaller target, and for better blocking, if it's a face off... Just work up to it, and maybe start with cardboard and work up to tougher things, like different grades and thicknesses of Styrofoam, or your hand will pay for your practice.
  10. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    With so much time overseas, they've been my primary utensil since 5 years old. I also always carry 9" teak. 2 pair.

    They are the only weapons you can legally take on any plane, and you have extremely lethal weapons on you at all time, in all cities.

    One can literally walk up and over an opponent if used correctly, and when using, it resembles wolverine a little in appearance, so that also makes them think twice before attacking.
  11. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Or If it's real, and it falls off in the snow, and it melts the snow faster than you can dig to get it back... Sometimes dreams are weird that way. The dream sucked.
  12. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    You come up with some good music... keep that going please.... you are our DJ. don't worry about the threads.


    Thanks~
  13. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    This thread made my day... thanks!
  14. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Look a little harder at the body language, and the power behind it. The way he talks into the camera. Most "tough" people on the street might mess with him, they'd be sorry they ever did.

    Sometimes one would be surprised at what information comes out of what people... Some school teachers, college professors, etc., don't look their part. Most Sifu do not look like Sifu, and are almost always under-estimated. That can be deadly, depending where you are, or what country you're in. I never pay attention to an outward appearance over information. One should read the whole person. One's life may depend on it.

    I notice differences, yes, but never judge....

    It's what you say and do, that make who and what you are.
  15. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Holy shit! That's Randy Quaid now? He's an excellent actor, I hope he goes back to it eventually.
  16. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    a select mixture of the finest Peas and Corn... mix a little salt, and some "Slap Yo Mamma" cajun seasoning, and you have the finest tasting Porn around.
  17. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT so r u ;ike a cowboy now?

    No, but I have to do everything a ranch hand does, hay, Fences, walking the horses, occasionally moving cattle on like 10 mile mini drives, mostly to a corral if they've been out for awhile, on top of everything else I do, building stuff. Money isn't too bad, but it's not great either. There's a lot of elderly here, and they found out that they have a viking ox (me) that's willing to help out. They are great people, and they go out of their way for me if I ask.
  18. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Neither party is worth a shit, and they both want one world gov't.

    They just have different ways to accomplish this task....

    So..... what are the American people gonna do about it.

    What next? Thanos type Ideas? Two people actually told me that they would like to see that happen... but more selectively. They get to pick the billions who die. Of-course I was to be the first they said. Then I got out of the truck. I never saw so much dust. It was like ridin drag. (last riders on a cattle drive ride drag to pick up the strays. You eat a lot of dust) I guess I wasn't worth killin.
  19. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I wish they would stop... I'm not sweet. after all, I'm doing the absolute worst that I can.... Who can possibly ask for any more than that?

    And what's with all these bugs outside... The ground looks like it's literally moving. I have to shake off my shoes and slap my legs...Yeah, I'm gonna lie down in them just to see what it feels like... I wish it were spiders. Spiders are my friends.
  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace athletic abilities, it's what's for dinner.

    I keep hearing Sam Elliot saying that.
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