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2020-06-27 at 11:34 PM UTC in Lanny should change this place into a shitposting dating site.
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2020-06-27 at 11:31 PM UTC in Lanny should change this place into a shitposting dating site.
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2020-06-27 at 11:09 PM UTC in Lanny should change this place into a shitposting dating site.
Originally posted by AngryIVer Let's see, Tech, Candy…….. You? That's it.
I'm "Wicked" (Profile name), from DH. A hideous looking, disgusting, nasty muscular Viking looking dude thing.
Netflixchillr is letting me use this pro. so I'm not in the running, being far too ugly and far too old, and... Male. I'm well over 60 also.
Netflix, and Triplethreat, and Daddy Issues, are all gorgeous though. -
2020-06-27 at 10:54 PM UTC in Would you kill a telemarketer/phone scammer if you knew you'd get away with it?
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2020-06-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in I don't like being like this anymore guys :(It sounds like your mind "tourettes" words and ideas you don't agree with and don't wanna hear. I agree with BummyMofo, get with people, and read up on behaviors, and work on really living. Take 15 minutes a day and put it toward YOUR dream, and you'll succeed. If you don't, it'll just become "someday" like everything else, so get your dream, and enjoy what this incredible place has to offer.
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2020-06-27 at 10:12 PM UTC in Would you kill a telemarketer/phone scammer if you knew you'd get away with it?I have about 80 different voices that I can use,
I have the Indian Tech support accent: houw caniy healpyoo? I'm taech-supporrdt... (hangs-up)
The mafia 3 guys: that really do scare the shit out of em... Howdjooget dis numba... yo Franky! "what boss?" go checkdis address out famee wiiya? Take Geno wityoo... (hangs up fast)
The old lady: tiny wretched voice with gravel in it....heelloo?.... heeelllooo? yyeeaas... is this the citiy doing thiiiis???
Ummm, no mayam, we are- could yooo pleeeease speak uuup, plleeeaase? I can't hear too good.... isss thiss the city???
The homeless guy: Hiy! if I can have just a minute of your time please? Surre, I have all the time in the world for you....
"ok, great! I would like to talk about our amazing home security system with you?, now, do you own your-" hold on a second, I'm homeless dude....what, am I gonna wear this on my back or some shit?? "I'm so sorry!" (hangs up)
Screaming at the top of my lungs: long and hard, laughing at the end.....(hangs up)
The "You Suck" song: You suuuck, do you know how much you motherfucking suuuck??? I know, they know, your mom knows, your grandfather knows, your whole town knows, Iowa knows, Japan knows, how muuuucch,,, you motherfucking, suuuuccckkk!!!
Fart with perfect timing:
And so on. I get good practice on these mothafuckas. might as well make a production out of it. -
2020-06-27 at 5:39 PM UTC in I have a bug bite on my faceWhat's a good thing, is that you can find out early, now, and get the meds to cure it if you do have it.
Nigh on 40 years ago, ya just died. -
2020-06-26 at 6:38 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonightThe midnight train to Georgia.. I miss Georgia.... I miss Gladys Knight and the Pips....
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2020-06-26 at 6:27 PM UTC in What could happen next?It's amazing that some little punk humans actually want to kill everyone pretty much on planet earth, dead. The ones that survive the initial slaughter, eventually killed off or made slaves.
Nature will find a way to kill the ones that want this too. Nature's just like that... humans just think they are too smart for that... man's ego again....
I'm laughing, cause they're DEAD wrong. (smiles sardonically)
Why?...................................It'll turn on them. Shit ALWAYS GETS LOOSE.....Kharma is a beautiful thing.
Humans..............always tryin to fix somethin that ain't broke. -
2020-06-26 at 6:18 PM UTC in Lanny should change this place into a shitposting dating site.What's there, like 4 women on here total?
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2020-06-26 at 2:39 PM UTC in What could happen next?The things that have come to pass, have perplexed all I've talked to. I think full lockdown with full Martial Law might happen before the election. Late Sept? Oct? or... No election at all maybe, just business as been going on, as usual. If there is, it'll be pomp and circumstance. Both sides will cheat. It's inevitable. Both sides are extreme crooks.
Everything on both sides to me is fake news when I hear it.
A possible large war might be devised as a smoke screen for more dirty shit to take place. Or, it might be a real boneheaded war, with all the ego's of men behind it.
Fires might be really bad, as well as tropical storms... and, we have no money to cover such tragedies, so all will be on their own. More disgruntled humans, and more unfair shit on all sides, all colors, all creeds.
The truth will be buried so unfucking believably deep, they'll have to dig it out of the Pre-Cambrian period strata in 100 million years from now.
This is the new usual.
Another possibility, but less likely I hope, is full-on race wars, or exterminations here and there. Many really want that shit to happen. This will escalate, but to what degree is undetermined. Many want this here in these threads.
Many want me dead, here, and in other countries. Many have tried overseas. so far, all have failed. That also could change here, now... -
2020-06-26 at 2:12 PM UTC in What could happen next?A massive army of Jehovah's Witness. The likes of which we have never seen.
Then.... then, they'll say sewer water is good for sensitive skin and has sun screen properties. It will then be said that it also cures acne. -
2020-06-26 at 3:58 AM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonightI can't imagine how much fun that would have been. The closest I ever came to that, was in an F-104 Starfighter, privately owned by a Major on the Duval (Jax) base years ago. The planes were decommissioned in 63', so they were fair game, and cheap at the time in the 80's. It was an amazing ride. I could have done that every day. I can only fly 150, 152, and 172, 175 Cessna's though. Even that gets too expensive to keep high hours logged.
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2020-06-25 at 8:54 PM UTC in Anyone seen ghost/aliens?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson oh and
"fastest we have is mach 202.6"
lolol as if you could evaluate something going faster than 155,000mph…
"Yeah it was going at least 155,010 mph"
Yep.
Yes, exactly correct, but a little slower though, 153,600 or there abouts. like it matters. Space shuttle is 18,000. Slow in comparison.
Thing is, if you do the math, galaxy, to solar system, to planet, to possible life, the numbers are staggeringly in favor of life, verses not. Billions of stars in our galaxy alone, and that's just ours. In other words, there's tons of stuff out there, and I believe it's all much smarter than us. Even you.
But man's ego disagrees. He considers himself the smartest in the universe... He also considered it heresy by death to be burned at the stake at one time, to think the world wasn't flat.
Ever fly a DC-10? not ride, but fly, or flight engineer? or at least studied up on it? It pertains to my question for you. I just want to know if you're familiar with this plane.... How fast, a little over 600 cruising speed, what's the slowest speed before falling in a flat spin. (225 mph slowest SAFE speed, fully loaded. Slowest unsafe speed to land 140) What's the landing speed... so on... It's ok to google, or what not. The shit I saw was technically impossible. But there it was.
These planes, keep in mind, weigh about 268,000 kg, or 600,000 lbs.
I'll take a DC-3 any day over it. -
2020-06-25 at 8:44 PM UTC in Anyone seen ghost/aliens?These things were up near the Satellites we have, or there abouts. Above where jets fly, at about 39,000 to 41,000 ft. (I do fly planes, so I'm familiar with what you're talking about)... No noise at all, and covered the WHOLE sky in about a second, or maybe less. (which is actually a long time) and including the turn... We have NOTHING that makes right angled turns like that, or attains that speed.
Yep, I also thought of that too. I lived near Kennedy space center, and saw very strange things... one, of which I'll ask you about later to get your opinion since you put that out there. -
2020-06-25 at 8:28 PM UTC in Anyone seen ghost/aliens?Yes, in New Orleans, plenty of stuff. Totally different than you might expect. I'm very very skeptical, but some shit cannot be denied.... on lunch now, but will post this later.
I've never seen an Alien before, but I have seen ships go completely across the sky, faster than anything we have, (fastest we have is mach 202.6 made by the Parker Solar Probe) but these were faster by far. They also made right angle turns right above us in Jacksonville Fla. This was in 1987. Several people were with me at the time, as we walked past the Independent Life building, toward Riverwalk. -
2020-06-25 at 4:53 PM UTC in I have a bug bite on my faceHopefully it's not a kissing bug... They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south.... butt notanymore.
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2020-06-25 at 4:39 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonightWhen you get 200 ft. in the air, and try to shout down to someone, you find out how little you really are. Especially if there's traffic going on the streets below...
Hence, NOTHING MATTERS unless YOUR EGO makes it matter.
39,000-41,000 feet up in a jet, unless you have binoculars, you can't see humans. Larger Towns are little grid networks. At 70,000 ft, you can't see them either.....Cities are small grids at that height.
We all are but a crust of tiny parasites, meandering like one celled creatures, infesting everything, and taking out most indigenous life forms, doing it, and wondering why they are having trouble surviving,... so humans justify their plight.
WE ARE the plague and the invasive species, no matter WHAT COLOR, CREED
, or "SOCIAL STATUS", which actually matters even less. The higher in social status it seems one is, the higher the ego and the narcissistic tendencies are, the softer they are.
So, like the TITANIC.........Women and children first.
(but it won't go that way) The meek, and tender delicate wealthy, (not just rich, there's s difference) will truly inherit the earth, what's left of it, after they ruin and kill EVERYTHING. because "money is all" (like the TITANIC)
The wealthy will be living off canned food in their bunkers, and calling it "ruffing it".
There may (actually, will be) even be hideous denizen creatures like me out there waiting, (even an amateur spelunker like me knows where the deep deep caves are, where subterranean water separates the bad air and cleans it) if they go outside said bunkers...ahh the prisons people make for themselves.
Khaaaarma is a bitch. -
2020-06-25 at 4:48 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What are your 1793 France reasons for killing something by surprise? I've heard the same thing though honestly. It makes sense evolutionarily speaking. If you release a bad tasting chemical before you are about to be killed, animals will be more likely to avoid eating you.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) there aren't really any snakes here. I've seen maybe 2 or 3 in my entire life in this state. Have seen an 8ft water moccasin in FL. I bet that would make a great meal.
I'm saving these restaurant names for my list of places to go. I don't know if I'll ever be in Louisiana again but definitely checking New Orleans if I can.
How do you have all these experiences. Are you literally a viking?
It all started in 1793 with Charlotte Corday, then the assistant of Antoine Lavoisier, then of Antoine himself in 1794 with his assistant helping with the experiment. All three were be-headed, and asked questions in which their eyes would blink, to answer yes or no. each one, and many since then that have been killed or executed have showed these same things.
The people are still in the heads for 30 seconds or so before departing...
What this means, is when the lance came through to the bottom of the head to show your head on the castle battlements or bridge on the way to said castle, you feel it go into your brain, through the top of the skull in some instances, and you see yourself rise on the spike, to look over and beyond while you slowly fade out.
You might remain as long as an entire minute or two with your thoughts after blackness and before moving on to other realms. This is chilling to some, but logical to others, and makes perfect sense.
Needless to say, the fear would remain with every animal we eat, as animals know when they are about to die, as sure as they know when you're coming home, and they are there to greet you.
You can't fool them either. you can fake coming home, and have someone observe it, but they won't come to the window or door till you are near the last block. They instinctively know.
Water Moccasins might be very good eating in a pinch, and they Pit Vipers, so same caution must be taken... but I'd rather have a 4-6 lb Largemouth Bass or 4 ft. Gar if it's all the same.
Gar are delicious, cooked Florida swamp style, over a large grill, smoke-flame cooked with dried water oak or pecan tree chunks, which are very pungent (lightly with pecan wood!) same with Barracuda, best kept secret in the ocean. Amazing! just get em under 10 lbs. because of mercury.
Been around a long time, yes, but not a Viking clansman, and no pillaging, But we still exist, as our settlement was near, and to the right of Hermansverk in a high valley looking over the Sognefjord, which winds through many ancient and new settlements, and eventually to the south part of the North Sea. Most of the big famous stuff came from Trondheim, or near Oslo. We was just little tiny country folk, but we still had a few cool looking Knorr,(merchant ships) Still people use forms of them today for local transportation and fishing, and two Langskips from the stories that circulate from way back.
Did you know that King Cnut(Canute), Danish Viking was considered one of England's best kings from 1016 to 1021? He was no nonsense, and was mostly a just King.
My Senegal roots are just as strong, and I'm trying to find out more about them. I'll be going back there in another 2 years or so. Funny thing, the Norse actually traded with West Africa, Morocco, and Ivory coast, as well as the Middle-east, Jordan, through the Al Siq to Petra and the lands beyond, and India, but probably also to South-east Asia as well, so my kin traded with my other kin!.
Thor Heyerdahl proved that it's entirely possible, physically sailing many routes with ancient ships to shut up a lot of "closed minded" scientist's mouths. Any of his books are fascinating, but I liked "Kon Tiki Expedition" the best so far.
I'll also look for the local restaurants in the "back woods" areas and holes in the walls that you WILL like, lol. -
2020-06-21 at 4:06 PM UTC in Statues being hung in the South
