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2020-06-20 at 10:01 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?That would be a dream if you drive barefoot for long distances. Hell, I wouldn't allow shoes in the car.
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2020-06-20 at 8:39 PM UTC in Do u wear a stab vest to bed/Don't need it. I do special effects in my job, so making real shit is easier, just overbuild and make it stronger or sharper. and make it work well! Guillotine blades are very carefully positioned above the windows, and a 4x4 ft. trap door is at the front of the cabin with a 9 ft. drop. It's filled with spider webs, hooked from wall to wall, that I collect from Tarantulas. Imagine the horror of total blackness and all those webs. Oh, and Punji sticks are at the bottom... Still, you have to make it through the outskirts of the desert before you get to the actual yard first. Then you can knock on the door. It's only rigged when I'm away, or when I sleep in the...... nevermind, . If you're a friend, just please, call first.
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2020-06-20 at 6:03 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought only niggers eat bush meat.
Well, you have never been truly hungry. Enough to eat shoe leather, or just straight up dirt, or any living thing in the vicinity, including insects, Which every country but the US and maybe Canada eat, wait, no, I've seen recipes for locusts (grasshopper style, not cicada's) here too, or.... when you're starving in another far off country, and humans start looking like cuts of Antelope. You've NEVER been... that damn hungry....
but I have a feeling that soon, when shit really starts hitting the unbalanced ceiling fan on the "3" setting,............. you will be.
Poor soft civilized, sheltered human being. You've never truly lived, and or have been thankful. In fact, you're so busy being acidic to everyone else to make yourself shine, and make sure that you are on the upper-side of "thee hierarchy", that you forget that you will be consumed by all the "lower life forms" and eventually by all the one celled creatures, innocent creatures, just doing their thing, yanno, so to speak.... I think that superiors like you, Admiral and Kobe, and Jig, forget your TRUE place, along with EVERY LIVING THING, INCLUDING ALL THE REST OF LIFE HERE, which is just EVENTUALLY, wurm food.
A Djinn Tkaisht (order of) is the best thing to be in these times, and I am THANKFUL for that. No, I'm NOT BETTER than any of you in this "hierarchy", quite the contrary, far lower, wayy lower actually, but I am far more resilient. Ask anyone going from Novosibirsk to Irkutsk, Siberia, or Western outskirts, way West of Ulaan-Bataar, Mongolia. I'm known as "Noneairdra Tataishk" (Gobi Tribal dialect).... They certainly know of me there. I'm considered, "The one that just won't die" (Think, evil Diorite cockroach, that's me)
Start living hard, and you just might survive for awhile.
START BEING THANKFUL.
This truly may be the best of what you'll see here in this history, right here, right now. Remember it.
There may be mild recovery here and there, but for some reason, I think it's all headed downhill from here, and I mean everywhere. it's just a feeling. I have seen too much history, but I truly hope I'm wrong.
Don't worry, nobody's gonna eat you in any land what so ever. Your meat is too rotten inside, but you won't be wasted. You'd be used to make lures for the scavenging animals and large fish as bait. (Some of Vinny goes rifling by, on the back of a musky spinner treble hook)... It'd Be like, "Wait! don't throw that out! We can still use that stuff! Giant catfish love that smell."
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Start healing yourself, start treating folks right. Be a builder of the world instead of tearing everyone and everything down... You know it's right, what i'm saying. -
2020-06-20 at 5:45 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Rubbery Calamari absolutely ruins the taste. It doesn't soak up my lemon :( I think that's why they fry it, to make it easy.
only had gator once so I can't speak on that. But it was rubbery. Would like to try the good stuff.
I hear with rattlesnakes you want to kill them by surprise. If they get mad, they start bringing venom into their glands and it ruins the meat. Is this true?
I believe that all animal's fear effects the meat when you take it into you, including cows and pigs. Many reptiles to my knowledge give off a protective odor that detours predators, and that might affect the taste, but it's still edible. I would say to wash the meat thoroughly also to neutralize any strange aftertaste from glands.
Surprise is the best way to kill anything you eat I believe. I have reasons for this that date back to 1793, France. I'll discuss this later if you like, after work today maybe.
As far as viper, make sure it didn't bite itself, or something bit them, then it's at least safe. I would cut 2" past the head if you are concerned about taste affected by fear, then leave the head and "neck" as an offering of thanks, to the powers that be, "Misotra Betsaka", or in your neck of the woods "Miigwech" and the amazing critters around you. Freeze the meat immediately! That DOES affect the flavor, kinda like Halibut, if you know what I mean, or cook it right then. You know not over-cook it, and use Southwestern, or Mexican spices... If you're doing soups, Asian spices hands down.
Gator..... someone's always cooking gator and crawfish, and they are excellent at it, so I've never cooked either one, but enjoyed the spoils. Best Crawfish (Mudbug) I've ever had is at "The Harbor" in Metairie just off of Causeway Blvd. That dude knows his shit! and they are huge. A real Cajun is getting harder to find, but they are truly the masters of gator. Creole is just as amazing, but different.
Smoked Boudin... best is west of Lafayette, on one of the exits going west, to the right, and up about a 1/2 mile, left hand side, in a little place that looks more like a fishing bait place, lol. I'll be re-finding that on the way back to pick up my car, still stranded in Nola, because of an oil sending unit.
Also, don't eat turtle soup in the French Quarter on Bourbon St. It blows unless it's a great restaurant like Galatoire's or Arnauds. Even they don't put enough chunks in, but damn, flavor is amazing. https://www.galatoires.com/menus/dining-room.
Anything from Brennan's or Commander's Palace is amazing!... (local trick) go at lunch. $20.00 a plate vs $100.00 a plate at dinner. A blazer is required, but they will actually furnish you one while you're there, with your shorts, lol. At Brennan's, blackened Redfish, In-fucking-credible, and for dessert, Banana's Foster... didn't think I'd like it, but I was so wrong. It's fucking amazing. They Invented it, and are in the Webster's dictionary for it. -
2020-06-20 at 1:21 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by POLECAT them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.
It's very good! absolutely, like Erekshun said though, cookin is the key. I've had rubbery over-cooked snake too. Two other foods to my knowledge also have this issue with rubberiness, Gator and Calamari....so a good cook is key.
If you can get Scorps, they are even better. My favorite... I haven't seen any yet, but it's still early, and the monsoons, or in this case, "monlaters" haven't come yet. -
2020-06-19 at 10:34 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2020-06-19 at 10:26 PM UTC in Why do you, or don’t you wear a mask?The masks merely stop most of the spray we generate, like from the words "Too", and "Totally", or like "PPumpkin PPie", or just sneezing, coughing, and projectile vaaaamitttttting, if your mask is tight enough.
Shit still might get in YOUR mask from others though, saying key words above.
It won't prevent the spread of all this shit, including colds and flu, but will diminish it in certain circumstances. it's just common sense that a barrier will keep some shit out, and you spraying less.
This is just a practice run though anyway, maybe to see how everyone reacts... Wait till a real plague hits. It'll be like a ceiling fan on "3" that hasn't been balanced and weighted. -
2020-06-19 at 8:47 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Holy shit!!!! I gotta get me sommadem peeenuts!!!! yes indeeed! Thanks for showing me!
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2020-06-19 at 8:40 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2020-06-19 at 8:38 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by POLECAT whats a rattler hook?
We have tons of rattlers here, so it's a must to have one, to not hurt the snake while you move it out of the location you're working in.. It's a telescopic metal handle with a hook shape on the end if it. The hook part can vary though, customized to your use and the size of the snake. -
2020-06-19 at 8:11 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Commercial solar strobes, Rattler hook, 110 #7 Rebar, and concrete.
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2020-06-19 at 7:42 PM UTC in Why do you, or don’t you wear a mask?I like the fact that I can go into a bank with a black bandanna and skullcap, and it's perfectly legal. I get a kick out of it every time... A half year ago, you couldn't wear a mask anywhere in public, now in Arizona everywhere, it's the law. Arizona is 1000 ft away from me. Here In New Mexico, it's only gov't buildings so far...
I don't wear a mask for me, I wear it because what people I work for are elderly, and I'm protecting them.
And, like I said, it's the law 1000 ft. away from here, even though there's nobody around for many miles. I live in the desert, very isolated, so on my home turf for 3 miles or so, I obviously don't wear it there. -
2020-06-19 at 7:22 PM UTC in Suggestion for the police.
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2020-06-18 at 9:14 PM UTC in Fona 6-19-2020 Putting My Hep C in Technologist'sThe shadow of the middle finger on that paper...lmao!
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2020-06-18 at 2:32 AM UTC in Can you use chopsticks?Lmao!!! It was just one of those thoughts that might cross a mind. it shouldn't, but it does... I have a good friend who actually looks just like he stepped out of one of the Dr. Seuss books... He also capitalizes on his humor that way... He's one of the most kick-ass guys alive... He would actually try this! then be crackin up about it.
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2020-06-18 at 2:27 AM UTC in Can you use chopsticks?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes.
if you have recessed maxilla you'd have problem scraping rices into your mouth with chopsticks.
you dont eat rice with chopsticks like you do with spoons.
you stick your bowl to your lips like your going to drink with it and then you scrape rices in into your mouth.
I keep picturing someone with a weak chin trying to do this... Dr. Seuss looking types of people... -
2020-06-17 at 11:45 PM UTC in Leaving totse forever. This will be my last post.
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2020-06-17 at 11:37 PM UTC in Anal playLast four posts... lmao!!!!! made my day...
four posts above cold sores post... Those are fucking painful I hear... -
2020-06-17 at 11:33 PM UTC in Leaving totse forever. This will be my last post.Thanks man, I appreciate that. I cold bend steel and wrought Iron, like you see in New Orleans, mostly by hand and vice, and sledge, slowly and carefully. I had to do so for "Harry Potter" Alley at Epic software through Nassal Company. I can't do any drugs due to testing, but I'd be honored to have a beer or just sit and shoot the shit with ya anytime.
I wish I could post pictures of some of it. -
2020-06-17 at 11:22 PM UTC in I caught a rare breed of squid while scooba diving in HawaiiYou're in Hawaii???? damn, I'd be at pipeline or Waimea, or watching Jaws(surfing breakers, not the shark) or Egypt swells rolling in past the coral. Or... surf fishing for everything that's out there!....Then telling experiences later at night.
And your nose really isn't that big dude. I've seen noses that could be mistaken for a jib-sail on a schooner.
