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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I wish I was called late for dinner
Just kidding I never want to be called that
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2022-01-30 at 2:44 AM UTC
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Kinda sad.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
It can always get worse
If your life was one big "bad" day then your reference point would be different and you wouldn't think it was bad because that would be your frame of reality, like how everything seems normal when you're a kid. It might seem like you have a disproportionate amount of hard times but it can also be many other factors, some of which you can control and some you can't
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I fucked with this girl who drinks 66ers of vodka regularly and is 5 foot 2 and had to be hospitalized for pancreas issues when she was 23. Another friend of mine is a millionaire (inherited and invested like a bitch) and has also been hospitalized for pancreas issues due to drinking
Pancreas: the forgotten organ I'm here to remind you about
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Originally posted by Wariat
How would u guys feel if ur entire life until today no matter what you rid you could
Not land a single teenager?
I would find a new goal. Maybe a woman with some experience in dealing with manchildren who will expand your emotional palate. That's my goal.
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2022-01-29 at 1:58 PM UTC
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Im in Malta right now
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's called a balsamic reduction you noncey boi
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I have a friend who was raised in a decent family but everytime he drinks he fucks with people to the point of making them have a breakdown. I've seen him make someone bigger than him scream about having heart palpitations from fucking with him. He's a terrible fighter too, he doesn't do it with me because I'm older, more respected and pretty fucked up in the head even while sober. We went to a bar one time, him, myself and a girl and he went up to a group of 5 or 6 bigger guys and told one of them that his shirt was stupid and another that the yeezys he had on his feet were fake and threatened to strip the shoes off his feet. He bad actually been charming the bartender before that so when the group of guys started freaking out she kicked them out and of course he followed so of course I had to follow too even tho I still had a no alcohol condition (as did he) then he started talking shit in the parking lot as he was walking over then I guess the "leader" of that group of men started freaking out and telling him not to come any closer. He knew I had my star trek phaser on me so he kinda kept in step with me since we were outnumbered. This was in the summer. He's like manipulatively evil and violent while drunk and when he's not he's kinda quiet, sweet and focused. This thread made me messagevhim to see what he's doing
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Originally posted by cigreting
says the faggot that takes dicks in his asshole
kill youself you homosexual retard
"Says the" is the prefix of what a hurt child says defensively. You are emotionally stunting yourself and regressing even further with your sexual isolation. I know this is a touchy subject for you and it seems like we are cyberbullying you but everyone really just wants you to get a grip on reality. The longer you go without sex and intimacy the less human you become. You're going to end up like malice minus 50 IQ points
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2022-01-28 at 11:45 PM UTC
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First Conflict of 2022
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Originally posted by aldra
why would you possibly think Albright was a 'decent' diplomat
I was just kinda impressed with how cold she was while acting in things that could be claimed to be in the US's best interests. Literally fracturing her home country and allowing organ harvesting while fucking with Cuba and having factories bombed in Africa for spite.
You're right she isn't a decent secretary of state or a decent person I was just impressed with her iron fist and supervillian qualities. Most other sec states are ineffectual puppets but she will have your entire family killed for talking shit. Have to admit it's impressive how she was able to control the narrative while doing so many crazy things. Didn't know she was a chosen one but it honestly makes perfect sense
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One time as a yungsta I threw a beer bottle at a passerby from a wooded area off the sidewalk and he was all glasses and bookbaggy in the middle of the day, outraged that he should have glass shatter in front of him like a nancy boi. So he stormed up into the area we were in and got beaten pretty badly but in our defense he was like twice our age and bigger than us and kinda charged uphill at us which was really stupid. We kinda got frenzied and stomped his face and expected to get arrested but not everyone had a cell phone in those days so we just dipped and drank at another outdoor spot.
Another time I hit someone in the face with a lamp because he wanted me to leave his apartment. Lots of other stuff too. Honestly, my dad was an alcoholic so when I was a Yung alci I kinda hated myself for it and thought I was weak and shitty like how I perceived him to be at the time. I guess my reasons are a little different but a lot of people do, usually people who get drunk quickly and easily
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Originally posted by mmQ
For a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps salt-of-the-earth die-hard mind-your-own-business conservative it sure seems quaint to see his obsession with your way of living. It's an interesting character study if nothing else– the degree to which it seems to absolutely piss HIM off.
Like you'd think if it was such a shitty thing, that it would upset YOU, not some random "manly man totally not a cuck" stranger from the internet, but yet here we are.
There are clearly some extreme childhood and other related issues going on there and I feel like even the top therapists in the world would struggle to piece it all together or get through to someone with that level of hard-headedness.
It's interesting because I used to get along with him on the forums (albeit we still rarely interacted), but I believe I gave off some liberal vibes or I said something about not staunchly backing Trump at some point and that was all it took for him to do a complete 180 and find me completely worthless and uninteresting (his words).
But! He drives a big truck and has some money so I guess he's got it all figured out and we should probably be clinging to every bit of advice he has to say as if it's the written word of God himself.
Hallelujah
I honestly don't even think he drives a nice truck. He would bemoan sleeping with a girl in the off chance she needs a cab home or steals the change out his ashtray. Fuck, what a loss for female kind, I know the day he decides to break his involuntary celibacy there will be a bachelor or rather "Joe Bazillionaire" style contest to deflower him for the chance of living his super sweet mechanic with a duplex lyfestyle. WHAT A LOSS TO FEMALEKIND
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2022-01-28 at 2:04 PM UTC
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Fona 1/28/2022
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Fona you will achieve the things you want to someday I believe in you. You are self motivated and hungry, you just need to assert yoself
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I have actually consumed less cannabis in the last week than I have since the first week I went to prism in the summer. Mostly because I've been avoiding people and it's boring and not very enjoyable, plus I had a moment where I realized I've smoked way too much in my life and it's affected my memory horribly and as I get older I want to be as drug free as possible.
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Originally posted by cigreting
i prefer oranges
Coward
Originally posted by WellHung
niggity noggities?
This thread turned out better than you thought it would. I do not share aldras distain for you, especially since it seems your mental health and living situation are improving
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2022-01-28 at 2:53 PM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
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Originally posted by mmQ
I feel like DTE could give a roight proppa handjob probably a footjob too, that's a compliment bae please don't call me a weird
If wings didn't pay her bills there is another career path there
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2022-01-28 at 12:34 PM UTC
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How the fuck do yall relax?
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
This and heroin were my go to songs when I first started doing dope.
I fucking love Lou Reed so much
I read this comment before opening the video and knew it was Sunday morning
Waiting for my man is a Jam too
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He was tryna fuck da police
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Originally posted by mmQ
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
Yea that's like karaoke, you force people to go up by putting them on the spot, you just need the right prodding. Hopefully one of your friends ropes you into doing it because you will reach a new plateau of confidence and hilarity.
I have a good friend who managed to bullshit his way onto giving a proposal to city council about a profitable environmental project he was trying to spearhead. He's an alcoholic but didn't want to drink before going so he took a bunch of Xanax and I remember watching the feed that was posted online of his 40 minute proposal and wondering how anyone couldn't tell he was high. He was speaking super slowly and slurring some words and since the camera was focused only on him, whenever someone else would talk he would exhale and his head would lean forward like he was nodding out. He would have got the project too but he messed up the timeline. I have another friend who did a presentation and got a grand when he was on some benzos and Molly too but he's a bullshit artist.
Anyways, I'm going to send you some videos of me doing stand up for you to critique. It's actually me ripping off norm Macdonalds "me doing stand up" completely tastelessly. RIP. He would be proud of you for trying
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I think aldra and technologist would make a beautiful baby
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINS
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