What happened to Squirrel?

1. 2022-01-28 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #81
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Thass right I know how to move my hands & my feet, suckers !

   
   Eye contact is key. I could probably EJACULATE if you just stared into my eyes and PRETENDED to jack me off. 😊
2. 2022-01-28 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #82
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Eye contact is key. I could probably EJACULATE if you just stared into my eyes and PRETENDED to jack me off. 😊

   
   But what if a horse stared into your eyes and pretended to jack you off. Clarity is key in conversation. Do you need a human to look you in the eyes? Or only DTE?
3. 2022-01-28 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #83
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol . *looks down*
4. 2022-01-28 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #84
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Incessant But what if a horse stared into your eyes and pretended to jack you off. Clarity is key in conversation. Do you need a human to look you in the eyes? Or only DTE?

   
   I was talking to DTE directly hence me quoting her.
   
   But also yes a horse would work.
5. 2022-01-28 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #85
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Okay, but the horse wouldn’t work as well as me. Because I wanna be CLEAR
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6. 2022-01-28 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #86
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Okay, but the horse wouldn’t work as well as me. Because I wanna be CLEAR

   
   April is a GO GETTER
7. 2022-01-28 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ok to clarify the horse would work but only if it was actually jacking me off. With DTE like I said I just need the eye contact and the pretend motions.
   
   DONT GET IT TWISTED. DONT MAKE IT WEIRD.
8. 2022-01-28 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #88
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Incessant But what if a horse stared into your eyes and pretended to jack you off. Clarity is key in conversation. Do you need a human to look you in the eyes? Or only DTE?

   
   Is this an anthropomorphic horse with fat titties n smooth hooves?
9. 2022-01-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #89
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Smh None of that
10. 2022-01-28 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #90
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I made it weird my bad
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11. 2022-01-28 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #91
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Silly 😜
12. 2022-01-28 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #92
    WellHung Black Hole
    Squirrel is fucking niggers.
13. 2022-01-28 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #93
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ I feel like DTE could give a roight proppa handjob probably a footjob too, that's a compliment bae please don't call me a weird

    
    If wings didn't pay her bills there is another career path there
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