2022-01-27 at 11:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting
I just dont like liberals and demorats. They are tearing this country apart and thats a fact, they only destroy.
I think its hilarious that sudo wont tell his bitch he lost his job and savings and see if she sticks around.
He actually thinks women love men for who they are and not what they do and provide.
Just look at what young hot bitches do, they find older guys with resources to extort.
Womens value is their youth, beauty, and fertility. A mans value is what he can provide. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that. Ive said my overall goal is to accumulate enough money to retire early and do whatever the fuck i please, sorry if that offends you or makes you jealous that i have some goals in life. Take care now
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
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2022-01-27 at 11:18 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINS
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2022-01-27 at 11:23 PM UTC
Octittian why did you thank my post? If you think I’m calling Sudo a cuck you’re wrong.
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2022-01-27 at 11:27 PM UTC
aldra
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wellhung and wario should lose their thread-making privileges
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2022-01-27 at 11:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
wellhung and wario should lose their thread-making privileges
This isn't China.
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2022-01-27 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change...
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2022-01-27 at 11:36 PM UTC
I would love to watch you bomb though and I'd help by also not laughing even if I got your jokes just to help intensify the awkward levels and really let you soak it in. That's why Norm is the best of the best. He was up there for himself.
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2022-01-27 at 11:46 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
Yea that's like karaoke, you force people to go up by putting them on the spot, you just need the right prodding. Hopefully one of your friends ropes you into doing it because you will reach a new plateau of confidence and hilarity.
I have a good friend who managed to bullshit his way onto giving a proposal to city council about a profitable environmental project he was trying to spearhead. He's an alcoholic but didn't want to drink before going so he took a bunch of Xanax and I remember watching the feed that was posted online of his 40 minute proposal and wondering how anyone couldn't tell he was high. He was speaking super slowly and slurring some words and since the camera was focused only on him, whenever someone else would talk he would exhale and his head would lean forward like he was nodding out. He would have got the project too but he messed up the timeline. I have another friend who did a presentation and got a grand when he was on some benzos and Molly too but he's a bullshit artist.
Anyways, I'm going to send you some videos of me doing stand up for you to critique. It's actually me ripping off norm Macdonalds "me doing stand up" completely tastelessly. RIP. He would be proud of you for trying
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