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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
My brother did heroin
It's a shit drug. No one in my family I know ever did that shit before.
Some people turn to it because they can't get pain meds and get hooked
Others for the experience and rush.
Now careless dealers use fent
Thank you for "mansplaining" heroin without actually saying anything. We are all worse for it
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2022-02-04 at 5:51 PM UTC
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The unprepared snow negro
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
That was nice of you. Lol@the dodge chargers, Chrysler 300s and old Acura legends
What do you have that's 4x4? You know the difference betweencthat and awd right? I fucked the transfer case on a truck so it doesnt have 4x4 in reverse but does going forward
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Let's fuck. All of us men. Let's all fuck one another and eat chicken flats no girls allowed
I can't think of any chicken dickin finger lickin related innuendo so It might be awkward if everyone is saying clever things between the buttsex and I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. I'll just watch through the doggie door with my pants down so the neighbors can see me but they'll just think I'm a random sex offender.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My powers been out due to freezing candyrein and I have some sort of stomach bug. Tried doing opiates so I shit less to no avail. Since my water is on a pump there's no water in the toilet so I've been shitting in the woods since last night, probably a good 30 diarrhea shits since it started. Took me fam somewhere warm now so I can at least get a shower and the power company keeps pushing back the expected time of restoration so there's no telling when it will be back.
I am acutely aware that the struggle is "real" but shitting in the woods outside a cold, powerless house seems real third worldian.
1 care=I prayer
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Nope. It's a matter of I don't want the stink on me of being part of a corrupt system of things. It's the principle.
🤣 What a complete crock of shit. Is it even possible for you to be honest about things?
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
The old school of nose types has changed but the traditional was 6 noses.
I guess mine is more of a Greek Nose. not a Roman.
Oh man I'm semi Greek and exacerbated by sticking so much stuff up it. I remember turning down girls for having big noses before I realized how big mine was then later realized they were attracted to me because of my big ol shnozz
The name of the game- The Chrystel Method is my jam
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2022-02-02 at 11:37 PM UTC
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I bet your mom twat bombs black flag poles.
Imagine being 60, in poor health and typing this on the internet to a stranger in another country.
Someone come get the grandfather who violently molested them all through their adolescence
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You fuys ever hear the song "Bullet with Buffalo wings" by The Smashing Watermelons? I bet their lead singer Wormy Corgan would get saucey over this thread
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I love watermelon and also enjoy smashing them. I probably spent $50 or more in watermelon the past summer that was smashed. It's ridiculous you can buy a whole watermelon for like $6 or a few measely slices for $4 because BIG WATERMELON PATCH THINKS YOURE A FOOL. Guarantee that's all white people buying the $4 kind. Watermelons are good for target practjce, throwing off an overpass placing on train tracks, lowering hydraulic lifts onto, smashing with a pickaxe and still delicious to eat after.
I was in prison with an old guy who did time in Texas in the late 80s/early 90s and was part of a work gang that IIRC picked cotton. He said on the days when they would go out the goal for thr day would be to find a watermelon because no matter how hot it was out (and I can imagine it would be absolutely scorching much of the time) the center of the watermelon was always ice cold.
When he told me that story it kind of made me understand how blacks have such an affinity towards them since they were doing essentially the same thing and would dream of finding one to alleviate their suffering. It's kinda stupid how what is a completely understandable acquired taste due to hardship based on race is treated as a negative stereotype. Or maybe blax just like watermelons because THEYRE FUCKING GREAT but who knows they might have hated them had they not been forced into slavery its like a chicken and egg type thing, nahmean?
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2022-01-25 at 11:29 PM UTC
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PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I CRIED OUT WITH A HAVENT U PPL EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOT DANG DOOR
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So glad I took econ at uni and foresaw the pandemic pitfalls so I got a house and some acreage and locked in my interest rates at non zionist levels. I can grow some vegetables and am getting some chickens soon. One of my closest friends did the same thing. I've got alot to worry about but vegetables and potatoes and weed aren't any of them for the foreseeable future
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Black Hole
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Originally posted by mmQ
I've never in me loife wanted to see a bunch of chickens running around sudo's potato patch more than I do at this very moment.
I'm YEARNING.
I don't have chickens yet but I pass by a place most days u can buy them at. My friend got 20 acres and just got 7 black chickens a few weeks ago but is fucked because they've grown so much they're gonna be full grown chickens in his house in the winter with a pit bull, a rottie and 2 cats, one of which is essentially feral and will cat in the henhouse Thang so we both have to build henhouses.
I forgot to mention the sheer GIRTHINESS of the yellow cucumbers I grew. You've gotta eat and refrigerate them quickly, usually in opposite order. Was thinking of getting goats but they have too cool a personality and I'll get attached and not wanna kill it, not to mention kids getting attached. Might just get some alpacas and emus because they are dicks with shitty attitudes. I really gotta come up with a good plan for where I set everything up cuz I'm tryna build a house and a garage somewhere too but need time and money to do these things. I can't wait til spring and summer this has been a winter of squeezing the poor folks like myself and wellhung
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Post pics of your potato patch.
Nigga you wouldn't believe how high the flowers got, they were literally 3-4 feet high in most places. I planted mostly potatoes and bushes last year as it was the first year planting a new garden but this year I will be branching out. The kale got crazy high too.
Because her majesty wanted me to reside in one of her many warehouses for a few months, they ended up being left a little too long and when I dug them up there were some massive cantaloupe sized ones full of bugs and beetles that they seemed to gravitate towards, leaving the smaller ones. Chickens should help that issue this year. I should have taken some pictures but this year will likely be even better
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Yeah I went fishing with Lenny Kravitz at Caterpillar Creek, WI and afterwards we played PIGGLY WIGGLY in his hotel room. The next day I went to the hospital for a rap3 kit and it cost me $14000.
Fucking Greedy Hebrews making money off my suffering why doesn't somebody do something about this?
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2022-02-04 at 1:20 PM UTC
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Reminder that a child dies in Yemen every 75 seconds from the naval blockade and bombs by the UAE and KSA provided to them by North American companies. Biden has at least 3 million in campaign donations from these profiteers of the war.
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2022-02-04 at 1:18 PM UTC
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Going to Warsaw in the Summer
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You should film pesky travels eating your ass while getting fucked by a golden retriever and cuckold wariat with it
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I can't believe that caterpillar needed tramadol after you blew his legs off with a firecracker (I mean SWIY was just "near the location of it going down") so you nursed the LEGSLESS caterpillar back to peak strength and PIGGLY WIGGLY THE DESTROYER became a renowned professional cage fighter despite having no legs, only to overdose on fentanyl under a hotel bed.
That was such a powerful story I would probably hire some people to pretend to be people during that period interpreting that period of your life based on how you interpreted it and maybe we can sell it to people that will help pay for our medical bills
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Originally posted by mmQ
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
I'm just quoting this post to see what it looks like framed because I really feel the need to hang it somewhere prominently like above a doorway similar to mistletoe where people can kiss each other under and maybe have some accidental physical mishap like bonking heads during kissing or wrapping the muzzletoe into a noose so your family finds you hanging with your dick out on christmas morning which was listed as an unlikely way to die with extensive coverage Asa final gift of a payout to your family from this shitty cynical health care system homie
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I sat in the emergency room with a gunshot wound for 19 hours today then stormed out and beat a 6 year old into a pulp over the last paw patrol band aid at a drug store. I know he was 6 because he said he should have at least 3 years left before he died of polio and lupus like elementary school aged children are want to do in this country.
His last words were "this is the best health care system money can't buy"
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