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Kinda sad.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    People talk about having a bad day imagine living a whole life like that.
  2. #2
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Well luckily we don't, so fuck them.
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It can always get worse

    If your life was one big "bad" day then your reference point would be different and you wouldn't think it was bad because that would be your frame of reality, like how everything seems normal when you're a kid. It might seem like you have a disproportionate amount of hard times but it can also be many other factors, some of which you can control and some you can't
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Sudo It can always get worse

    Not necessarily. For example, you could be stabbed 17 times and stuffed into a large suitcase, but you're still alive, and the guy in the room with you is a cannibal who sexualizes the body using various methods before consumption. Or you could be buried six feet underground in a coffin and wake up slowly and realize where you are and start trying to scratch your way out, but the coffin lid is hard as stone, as you listen to the blood rushing through your ear drums... boom... boom... boom... and you start to scream, but people driving by can't hear you. How could anything be worse than those two example scenarios?
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not necessarily. For example, you could be stabbed 17 times and stuffed into a large suitcase, but you're still alive, and the guy in the room with you is a cannibal who sexualizes the body using various methods before consumption. Or you could be buried six feet underground in a coffin and wake up slowly and realize where you are and start trying to scratch your way out, but the coffin lid is hard as stone, as you listen to the blood rushing through your ear drums… boom… boom… boom… and you start to scream, but people driving by can't hear you. How could anything be worse than those two example scenarios?



    If you also had a clown penis in stuffed in your mouth at some point during all of this

    Don't know about u but anytime I see a clown penis I have a bad day
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  6. #6
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It can always get worse

    If your life was one big "bad" day then your reference point would be different and you wouldn't think it was bad because that would be your frame of reality, like how everything seems normal when you're a kid. It might seem like you have a disproportionate amount of hard times but it can also be many other factors, some of which you can control and some you can't

    I have a friend who is kind of like this and I agree people who go through that are weirdly able to achieve an optimism that doesn't make sense at all. And they completely disagree that they had a bad life because they just think it's normal.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley People talk about having a bad day imagine living a whole life like that.

    What a fucking cry baby. No wonder your life sucks man. Life is not what happens but how you react to it.
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  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Emotions are for women
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think i'll end up taking it out on the next person that wrongs me, like a proper man would do. Instead of drinking myself to death, I'm just going to end up smiling whenever I see a hair dryer as I briefly reminisce on what I was made by you to do.

    Look what you made us to you.
  10. #10
    DAMN NIGGA WHAT U GONNA DO WITH THAT HAIR DRYER?
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    i meant to say hair straightener, my bad.
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