Originally posted by Donald Trump
If anyone was watching, it probably looked like you went back just to admire your poo.
There was actually someone walking towards me up ahead at the time. They definitely saw me got out then saw the napkins and fecal extraction when they walked up and probably thought just that. "If I took a shit like that I would come back to admire it too"
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Well as most of you know I'm a filthy junkie and although I've been on da box for a few months, I did pills the last 2 days, then this morning elected to go as long as I could without taking anything. My plan was to go pick up an overnight bag for someone who had been admitted to the hospital and as I drove towards the house where the bag was kept I felt a rumbling in my belly that I figured could wait until I arrived. Well as I got to their subdivision I remembered it was full of NEWLY INSTALLED SPEED BUMPS which are clearly designed to facilitate pants shitting. As I hit the bottom of the third bump I knew I was done for and like a thumb over a high pressure garden hose I squirted HARD on the one day of my life I wear boxers instead of boxer briefs. I turned down a side street, hopped out and fired a steamy pile of sloppy refuse into the snow, in full view of several houses and cars driving by, then wiped with some strategically placed napkins and proceeded to the house when I realized I was missing my phone so I headed back, examined the huge pile of elephant looking shit, realized it was on the floor of the car then went to the house
When I got there I saw there were more people than I wanted to be there so I ran inside, mumbled an excuse about needed a shower and wiped my pants and boxers as well as I could with water (essentially soaking them) before taking a shower, grabbing the bag and heading out. I stopped at a store and bought a new outfit with boxers and socks and then when I was 5 minutes from the hospital the patient called me and said they were being discharged. Basically a "curb your enthusiasm" type pants shit. First of my adult life I believe. Ask me anything poppy pants or otherwise related
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Donald Trump
I remember investigating Venezuela, and basically I found that wages are unbelievably tiny, but everything is subsidised, so everyone basically works for basically nothing but gets all their stuff rationed to them from the government. As a way of building dependence on the state it works.
Tiny wages plus hyperinflation makes my pink dick harder than the loaf at the end of the breadline
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
You're an Autistic, sexually abused cunt with a fucked up dysfunctional family.
Ha ha!
You have breasts and abandoned your son to be beaten and molested by a cop. You are also a horrible coward. And you advocated for crying rape, I have literally never seen a male do that before.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
that site sucked i got banned for participating in raiding or something yeah i didnt know it was a jeff hunter totse rep i came in to troll from another site a drug site i was sent to zoklet to do a mission and stayed with some others kinda like kristiana with the bikers that took over the local drug trade of free town and started selling cocaine and meth
I remember a girl from zoklet who moved nearby there that I did frob with told me about that place her and her bf would go buy weed there.
Zoklet had no exit strategy and honestly the mod culture really fucked it. It became a place where people were mods just to fuck with users and were completely useless. Panny is a decent person but was a completely shit admin, as was mizled and psychomanthis who, to his credit is one of few mods who post here (Lanny and zanick being the only others I can think of).
There was no mission statement or exit strategy so we were at the mercy of totse2 fags for a few iterations of the site. Me and crazymike had a garbage looking site that I was too drunk to gaf aboot then based Lanny made this site to troll for southern pussy.
Message boards are a dead medium zoklet could have expanded onto something great but honestly almost everyone in a position of power was really stupid and weird about it and didn't have any vision or idea wtf to do so they just tried to be hostile with the userbase. There was still alot of good info on zoklwt on topics that would attract new members and when I was a mod I would try to foster it but it felt kinda useless to try alot of the time. Now we are yellijg into the void. I'm honestly amazed we get any new members at all, it's like this place is purposely obscure
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The only thing I can think of left on my sexual bucket list that interests me is fucking a girl who's missing appendages. How come you never see missing a leg and an arm either either one or the other? I never see people who are missing limbs on dating sites or perhaps they just don't advertise it. I'm gonna make it happen though, just you see. I thought about it and the best way is to know someone at the hospital who can feed you info about hawt decappys and they'll have their name, address other info etc. There's nothing weird about this at all YOURE WEIRD
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by POLECAT
that may be hard to do as one of my battle methods is to act freaked out a lot. they never know if or when I really got upset. also all my posts from sndchat were hidden from public as that chat was to wild for the public to see,, trust me I would love to go back and read some of that shit.
Ah yes, I remember Sun tzu writing "a general always appears upset, insecure and easily manipulated so that...something something something"
What are some of your other "internet battle methods?"
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I wanna do drugs and destroy myself all the time. When I drink now I feel it the next day when I used to drink for weeks on end without feeling any ill effects. Now I have one night of whiskey and feel like death
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
thats how I found out about this fly ass chit and riff raff and much more oh man real old chit all thanks to hard drugs and amphetasmines I swear they should be legal
I've listened to the song "go hard" 5oo many times while high. Such ratchet immature energy
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Subbing so I can read tomorrow. I need a non white woman as my savior. They definitely account for a disproportionate number of my matches on raping sites. I need one who's dynamic enough for me to have any kind of care and is half as weird as me. Maybe they'll be friends/Dyke it out with my baby mammer and result in a 3s company type situation with an urban hillbilly flavor. At this point it's basically the only thing that will save my soul
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I feel like the douglers death was the tipping point for the decline of western civilization. I can't believe I still post here sometimes, it's risky behavior
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Busted in a condom last night as well on tiptoes, arm, leg, bed and provly like 7 other places in 1 load last night. Felt kinda weak about it and still feel shame. Girl came first then tried to stop and was like "After I cum I like to like lie back and live in the moment for a minute" and I laughed and said usually after I cum I want to die in the moment" which I thought was pretty clever. You shoulda been there you would have laughed from the corner you were Jerking off in you sick fuck.
There's a jamaican jerk place in scron and hts' city that they very kindly let Drake live in as well called "jerk king" which I thought was funny that nobody told them it sounds like jerking
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
