Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meikai
In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.
If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".
Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me
(Not that I know what that word means)
RIP 🙏
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2023-10-23 at 11:41 PM UTC
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A real experience
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
Louis CK vibes
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Made a Good call sleeping with her clothes on around you and you still took pictures of her while she was sleeping
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2023-10-20 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Canada's Last Hope
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
If u think Pierre pollievre is anything but a fake ass scumbag like all the others then you're an uncanny poor judge of character
Are u the last person on earth who still trusts campaign ads?
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2023-10-18 at 2:33 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Niggles
Hamas Leaders admitted it was one of their shitty rockets. I'm surprised they didn't try and keep accusing Israel. and no it wasn't Israel pretending to be Hamas.
I've heard people argue that their rockets couldn't level a building but this was an older structure and if it got leveled the bodies would not been retrieved so fast. they had them lined up. in one piece most of them. the concussion and shrapnel most likely killed them.
Source? Lol
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I fucked the title up but it's OK because I make this thread every few months anyway
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Niggles
Also it's cute how you keep using this guys name as my name as your little annoying trope. You're as big of a loser as Bradley is.
Is it a trope because although your name isn't actually Paul Wozny it can be used as a metaphor for your violent victimization of young boys?
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Civilian deaths are not good and war itself is not good but as an adult male you should understand that this is a trade off for better treatment and more life. Every country had a bloody history to achieve the little bit of peace they now enjoy.
Inshallah Palestine will one day know the peace we take for granted 🇵🇸
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I still want to do the podcast anyone who wants to lmk its just literally talking about bullshit for a while. I'll talk to fucking fona for an hour if I have to. I got clubhouse we just gotta make a date and time and possibly topics fuck you I'll do it by myself
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I like this idea. It's pretty insane how many businesses ask for your phone number, back in DA DAY you had to get married first before you start asking questions like that. The first guy to ask everyone their number was definitely kr0z tier date rapist
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2023-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC
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New Totse Tape Just Dropped
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.phphttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/
I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here
Everywhere I go I see your ghost.
Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.
I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.
As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.
The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.
"Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask
The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"
A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"
The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"
I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.
He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"
"GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures
I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.
"Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Sudo
Wife: YOU LAZY DRUG ADDICTED PIECE OF SHIT IM LEAVING YOU
Husband: *overdoses on olanzapine*
I think that's just what their relationship needed
I laffed at this post harder than I've laffed at almost any of my other posts and it's not even good. Just overdosing on Olanzapine is really funny to me.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
She looks about 20 to me. Girls are so deceiving with their age now. Having kids aged me at least 7 years in 2
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2023-10-13 at 12:56 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Ultra right wing presenting jedis are trying to convert the dumbass inferior goyim to their cause.
Oh man if only Hillary Clinton was here to bomb their civilians and chase down their leaders like dogs they'd really know what freedom was like
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2023-10-13 at 2:17 AM UTC
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New Totse Tape Just Dropped
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meikai
That's what I was thinking, but there's a solid chance the lube was already in the truck and the guy in question was just tryna play it off like "no honey, it was the arsonist who put it there - what a fucking weirdo".
He also tried to burn down a house with children inside on Christmas eve and I like to think the groomsman gaslit his kids and told them it was just Santa Claus showing his anger because they were so naughty
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2023-10-13 at 2:05 AM UTC
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New Totse Tape Just Dropped
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meikai
Sooooo, what are the odds his wife fucked his groomsmen and that is the cause of the divorce and the truck burnin'?
According to his story it's because they "weren't there for him during his divorce" but I like to imagine his wife dominated him and convinced him to assemble groomsmen of her past sexual conquests. This cuckholdery came to light and ended in their divorce. Either that or he's just super autistic like who leans on "groomsmen" to help during your actual marriage?
He literally left lubricant at an arson scene so there was likely a sexual component
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2023-10-12 at 11:03 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_David_Hotel_bombing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/truth-israels-secret-nuclear-arsenal
Glory to the jedis. Death to the Anglo.
I remember when I was in prism I read a book about thr mid east conflict that was published around 1990. It was written by an American journalist of j00ish background I forget if it was Seymour hersh or someone else who's pretty famous. It was very sympathetic towards Das juden. I remember there was section on each countries main players and Netanyahu was the American ambassador or (or something specifically to do with America at the time). He surmised him as a Yankee darling and a hardliner who will certainly be in a much higher position of power soon. It's crazy how single events and people have had such a profound effect on the landscape of the region
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2023-10-12 at 3:01 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
5000 rockets hit Israel is the new name of my indie punk band
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
100%.
Also anyone find it 2weird that ISIS never attacked Israel?
ISIS did so much fucked up stuff in Southern Syria, refugee camps and working in tandem with ISIS to attack the country. There was a moment when it seemed like it was gonna enter the mainstream consciousness then it went away
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Wife: YOU LAZY DRUG ADDICTED PIECE OF SHIT IM LEAVING YOU
Husband: *overdoses on olanzapine*
I think that's just what their relationship needed
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