2023-11-03 at 4:07 AM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Scron does so much void yelling its pretty admirable. U thrive on pixels
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2023-11-01 at 12:51 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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Originally posted by aldra
israeli media reporting their Iron Dome interceptor stockpiles are low to the point where they have to be selective about what targets to engage
Its times like these I look to conflicts in the middle east for heartwarming feel good news
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2023-10-31 at 11:15 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
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I figure you'd b doin something edgy on Halloween like handing out candy with botox in it
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2023-10-31 at 11:10 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
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I was wondering who Dat girl is she don't look too bad. Would let her dig her nails into my back
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2023-10-30 at 10:48 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
People all around the world are upset with God's chosen people.
It is sooooo good to hear it
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meikai
For as much shit as I gave my dad about "aluminium" and his other Britishisms when I was a child, I am eternally grateful to him for the optionality it introduced to my use of the language. It all feels ~natural to me. Probably wouldn't have half as refined a grasp of English were it not for his indirect, osmotic tutelage.
My British friend says "VITamin C" instead of vightamin and I always laugh so he's taken to calling it "vit C" which sounds cooler but It's kinda funny because it doesn't seem like organic slang. I get hepatitis C got shortened to hep C so Mayb it works
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Originally posted by Meikai
In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.
If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".
Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me
(Not that I know what that word means)
RIP 🙏
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2023-10-23 at 11:41 PM UTC
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A real experience
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
Louis CK vibes
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Made a Good call sleeping with her clothes on around you and you still took pictures of her while she was sleeping
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2023-10-20 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Canada's Last Hope
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If u think Pierre pollievre is anything but a fake ass scumbag like all the others then you're an uncanny poor judge of character
Are u the last person on earth who still trusts campaign ads?
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2023-10-18 at 2:33 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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Originally posted by Niggles
Hamas Leaders admitted it was one of their shitty rockets. I'm surprised they didn't try and keep accusing Israel. and no it wasn't Israel pretending to be Hamas.
I've heard people argue that their rockets couldn't level a building but this was an older structure and if it got leveled the bodies would not been retrieved so fast. they had them lined up. in one piece most of them. the concussion and shrapnel most likely killed them.
Source? Lol
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I fucked the title up but it's OK because I make this thread every few months anyway
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Originally posted by Niggles
Also it's cute how you keep using this guys name as my name as your little annoying trope. You're as big of a loser as Bradley is.
Is it a trope because although your name isn't actually Paul Wozny it can be used as a metaphor for your violent victimization of young boys?
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Civilian deaths are not good and war itself is not good but as an adult male you should understand that this is a trade off for better treatment and more life. Every country had a bloody history to achieve the little bit of peace they now enjoy.
Inshallah Palestine will one day know the peace we take for granted 🇵🇸
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I still want to do the podcast anyone who wants to lmk its just literally talking about bullshit for a while. I'll talk to fucking fona for an hour if I have to. I got clubhouse we just gotta make a date and time and possibly topics fuck you I'll do it by myself
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I like this idea. It's pretty insane how many businesses ask for your phone number, back in DA DAY you had to get married first before you start asking questions like that. The first guy to ask everyone their number was definitely kr0z tier date rapist
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2023-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC
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New Totse Tape Just Dropped
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I've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.phphttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/
I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here
Everywhere I go I see your ghost.
Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.
I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.
As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.
The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.
"Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask
The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"
A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"
The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"
I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.
He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"
"GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures
I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.
"Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports
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Originally posted by Sudo
Wife: YOU LAZY DRUG ADDICTED PIECE OF SHIT IM LEAVING YOU
Husband: *overdoses on olanzapine*
I think that's just what their relationship needed
I laffed at this post harder than I've laffed at almost any of my other posts and it's not even good. Just overdosing on Olanzapine is really funny to me.
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She looks about 20 to me. Girls are so deceiving with their age now. Having kids aged me at least 7 years in 2
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2023-10-13 at 12:56 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Ultra right wing presenting jedis are trying to convert the dumbass inferior goyim to their cause.
Oh man if only Hillary Clinton was here to bomb their civilians and chase down their leaders like dogs they'd really know what freedom was like
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