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  1. Lit Papi Houston
    I thought america was the world power yo or is dat china now dawg
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I think Im catching some bad karma for stuff I shouldnt have done. Hurts my pocket and body and not much else. I gotta get off these pills for good too. I need box in a big way, this girl who I was getting them from for free has a boyfriend now who hates me because I fucked her while they were together and shes probably gotten drunk and yelled at him about how my dix biggar. I messaged her a month ago and told her to tell him hes a "little faggot" and she left me on read so I need to figure out a way to finagle some box from her. Im gonna get a haircut and decide whether or not I wanna pick up my ol side ho who basically said she misses me last night. Everything about existence hurts. Jail is so much easier

    You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.

    You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost Wake up in the morning and I drink my coffee but now my girl knows I don't like talking til I wake up, she knows not to take it personal, until I have a muffin my mood is irreversible

    I wake up in the morning and my mom gives out the warning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time.

    DONT make that into sexual innuendo it's just the beginning of saved by the bell.
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders What's prop 69 about

    It's where I prop ur unconscious body against a wall and 69 u before u wake up again
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  5. Went to a mental hospital from May 14th to May 21st.
    Went to the hospital emergency room on the 13th at night around 11:30 and then midnight ish I thought I could get into a mental hospital around my area but I ended up getting into a mental hospital about 60 70 miles from where I live. so I was uncomfortable the first two days in the mental hospital I didn't talk to anyone I just kept my hands over my face and I just stayed in the corner. but eventually I talked to someone and then I got more comfortable and then I started talking more and more and more. there was a lot of drama people would flip out over things that you think that people normally wouldn't flip out about. the food was okay a lot of bacon a lot of bread they served bread with every single meal. we have smoke breaks where they provide you cigarettes but you only get one free cigarette per smoke break but you have like seven or eight smoke breaks a day. they didn't want to give out anything for anxiety like benzo wise they would just give you hydroxyzine for the most part. you could tell pretty much who like the leader of the patience was you could just get that vibe or at least I could. I think it was I won't say good for me but it was helpful for me. but it was definitely an experience this one new patient came in at the middle of the night and he went in everyone's rooms and that's a big no no and he was shutting doors and he was at one point he grabbed the chair that was in his room or something and threw it against the window like it's harder they could and the window didn't break at all. and he just kept freaking out and we talked to the night nurse that night and she looked at us like we were drug seekers because we were like look man our anxieties high as hell now and we can't go to sleep and we want this guy moved or we want to be moved or we want our doors locked for the night and she looked at us like we were drug seekers. I lost my stuff in there I came in with two shoelaces on my shoes I came in with my wallet I came in with a little bit of money like seven bucks and they lost it all there was nothing I could do I mean I made the report and got the money back but there was nothing I could do about the other stuff they had lost it. they had a gym in there where you can play basketball or do yoga or play football. where we smoke that they had a table that you could sit down and then they had like a little walkway and I mean little. and they give you medication to go home with they provided me transportation so I can go home via like an Uber. I have dreams that I'm back there sometimes and some of them are good and some of them are bad. they hook you up with therapist that you can talk to when you leave and then that therapist hooks you up with a psychiatrist who can write you medication and stuff. pretty much that's it if y'all want to know anything else that I didn't touch on let me know and I'll answer it as always. iseedivision
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  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost So give it back then


    Give Canada back to Nile
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hey guys did you know that amber gris comes from whales?

    Remember that Futurama episode?

    I do
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    First time I had a semi pleasant dream.

    My mom and her friend were driving me from shawano lake back home and I had found an old cell phone and when I turned it on it was full of videos of me from my childhood and my classical gangsta rap, most distinctly this one.



    and my mom hates rap music/black people so we pulled over at the gas station and they had one of those quarter pushing machine that you always lose 8 quarters trying to play.

    except when I was doing it, I realized the machine next to me was FULL OF QUARTERS in the bottom tray and I was just filling my pockets with quarters and every now and then drop one back in the machine in order to not let anyone know I was winning so greatly. AS I was walking out someone came out with the store clerk to show him how much he win and process it into bills and was like "What the fuck?" and my mom and her neighbor stopped to see what's up but I went into the car and just started emptying a half dozen handfuls of quarters from my pocket into the floor of the car and I woke up at 6:01am
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Also Brad you brag about robbing and scamming and beating people up for fun basically so why would I listen to u lecture me about karma and human decency?

    fair point, but the world's population falls into four categories. Those who have more than me (potential marks), Those who have less than me (who I help), those I feel positively toward (i will help no matter what) and those who I feel negatively toward (I'll set both of us on fire if I will get burned less)
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How do your live your life? Are most days similar overall (wake, work, eat, sleep, gaps filled in with similar things)?

    Do you plan ahead short-term? Long-term? Make daily goals?

    Do you FLY BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS or do you mostly know what to expect?

    Do you get to live laugh love on your own terms or do you have to wait for it to be someone else's terms?

    When someone says "bro you should skip work tomorrow and come do acid with me out at so-and-so park, do you consider it, do you immediately say no lol that's crazy I'm a responsible adult and I have to work maybe try asking me ahead of time instead of 2 hours beforehand?

    Do you prefer your cozy nooks of familiarity and comfort or do you like to find random adventures and go weird places you've not been to before?

    Do you think you could handle a life of reckless living or do you prefer the contentment of knowing what to expect?

    When your niece Gretchen dies in a horrible car accident at the age of 17 with the whole world ahead of her and so much potential, do you stop to think damn maybe life really is short and I should stop planning for a bunch of future shit and just go HAM and yolo it?

    Is it always the best idea to stay by the book and take care of the essentials dotting your i's and crossing your t's?

    If you could live to 100 with a standard life or live to 50 with a CRAY CRAY life what would you choose and why?

    What's the most important thing to you that now that you would also still say is THE MOST IMPORTANT thing to you if you could answer that a few minutes before you die?

    Etc.

    Thanks
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  12. Rumor has it that the Queen herself eats children and drinks their blood.
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  13. Xalaxar666 Houston
    I SHIT BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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  14. Originally posted by Rape Monster I heard that she is also allowed to choose random little children out of the crowds to suck Andrew's dick, and if they refuse they are lead away to the dungeons as slaves.

    That's actually true. The Queen has the power to order anything.
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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra he's like that guy from Jojo who turns people into kids so he can beat them up easier

    Like the babality from mortal kombat 3?
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    you don't need cotton, just grab a used cigarette filter out of the ash tray at the gas station
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But remember… the Queen can order people's heads cut off, same day.

    I heard that she is also allowed to choose random little children out of the crowds to suck Andrew's dick, and if they refuse they are lead away to the dungeons as slaves.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra
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  19. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    A good deed is not a good deed if you brag about it
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson cliff notes

    +Not drinking
    +Getting easy job
    +1 Cuban girl
    +Marijuana License
    __________________
    = My 2022-2023 future.
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