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Everyone is pleased with Bradley, lately, becuz he is rising up and meeting life's challenges head-on...

  1. #21
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler




    Not necessarily, just entitled

    She would be half decent looking for a karen but the hair length is about right
  2. #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Exactly

    And unlike people, the food doesn't yell at me because they're running late as if it's my fault.


    And it's almost always white people.

    Do you ever let out a real nasty fart in the car while people's food is right next to you and then laugh knowing that your shit gas floated up in their stuff?
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I would never let a random stranger transport ready to eat food for me that I was consuming, y'all niggas crazy lol
  4. #24
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Except maybe pizza
  5. #25
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Every time I see one of Bradley's posts I think of the store Bradlees.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradlees
    I would shop there while my clothes were in the laundromat on the wash cycle.
    Then during the dry cycle I would go to Papageno's and have some pizza.
    The best gift me and my wife got for our wedding was a used washer and drier LOL.
    Saved us a ton of money.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Except maybe pizza

    They could blow boogers all over it.
  7. #27
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Or worse.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Or worse.

    They could rub it in their butt crack once or twice.
  9. #29
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Do you ever let out a real nasty fart in the car while people's food is right next to you and then laugh knowing that your shit gas floated up in their stuff?

    I usually keep the food in the rear of the car because the steam can sometimes fog up the window, especially when it's winter and raining outside
  10. #30
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Every time I see one of Bradley's posts I think of the store Bradlees.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradlees
    I would shop there while my clothes were in the laundromat on the wash cycle.
    Then during the dry cycle I would go to Papageno's and have some pizza.
    The best gift me and my wife got for our wedding was a used washer and drier LOL.
    Saved us a ton of money.

    Yeah it's a mother fucker when one or the other goes out. If I had to have just one, it would be the drier. Because you can hand wash shit in the bath tub..just let it soak, drain, rinse down. Roll everything up tight. Step on it to get the water out, then ring it, shove it into the drier with dry towels which absorbed the excess moisture
  11. #31
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Except maybe pizza

    That's the worse you dope. It's in a box, easy to open and tamper with over the food wrapped tight, placed in a bag and staple shut.
  12. #32
    Mystery Pizza: HALF PRICE.
  13. #33
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK back on topic.
    I like Bradly because he is making an effort and can I truly relate to that.
    Drugs, not having a place to live,trying to keep a job while living out of your car the whole deal so keep a positive attitude and just do your best Bradly.
    Life is going to fucking kick you in balls along the way but that's life.
  14. #34
    Bradley Black Hole
    I don't have a car!~!~!~

    I try really really hard I'm not gonna lie. All of my successes are because of my effort placed into them. A lot of mistakes I make, I kinda just dont draw attention to. Like I"m trying to get into this security gig, if that doesn't work I'mma dust myself and try something else, I don't draw attention to my failures or wallow in them.

    I am good at playing the system but I really don't want to do this for the rest of my life, so I figured sitting on my ass while I post on here and look at interracial pornography is right up my alley, I've never fought with a baton but third shift unarmed security guard implies batons and flashlights, maybe I'll be really good at it, but I might end up being placed first shift or second shift holding the door for wealthy people, or handing out parking passes, eitherway, I don't really eat much and can drink a lot of coffee and when I got an extra couple hundred dollars to waste I'mma get a medical marijuana license and a dry herbal vape pen or just do dabs in a pen and sit there, kinda stoned, eating spinach with fat free ranch (my favorite healthy meal) and every now and then I get to fight a drunk or a crackhead with a baton, or say fuck it and make a friend and tell him he can hit my vape if he chills the fuck out and keeps me company.

    Lotta possibilities guys, get a girlfriend that doesn't have any kids, have her drive me to and from work, and think about making a family. My favorite non white people are Asian but there are not many Asians here so I think I may find a Cuban girl who I really like and make a life with her.

    I have goals, realistic ones, ambition, and I'm not drunk. I know if I go to the lake and start doing body shots off Hispanic girls and waving my big white pipe around I'm a couple months from overdosing on fentanyl.

    Apparently the coke and meth regularly contains fentanyl so I'm swearing off drugs (aside from weed) for a couple years. If I need drugs I'll probably be perscription adderall/vyvance only from people prescribed it.
  15. #35
    cliff notes bitch.
  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    i said lake but i meant ocean
  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson cliff notes

    +Not drinking
    +Getting easy job
    +1 Cuban girl
    +Marijuana License
    __________________
    = My 2022-2023 future.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    Thumbsup
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    ya im trying really hard
  20. #40
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    don't try, do
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